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Wetodded Kwotes
Satan - I want your fucking soul!
Phil - All I smell in the air is chicken shit!
Ozzy - Hey, how ya doin Ozzyhead128?
Amy - Hey Ozzyhead128, dad's looking for you.
Sigle - I am the walrus
MoOsEb0y - <JoeDude> I like things up my ass
st0ned - i love the fishes cuz they're sooo delicious....gotta go fishin
sod - die motherfucker
nirve - Orgasmo!
nirve - Get Off My Lawn, Old Man!
Sigle[AutoAway] - I am the walrus.
muzik - Retarded quotes are retarded.
Mr_uNFaluNFagus - ozzyhead is a fuckin gimp
SergeMartin - wannna see me suck my own peepee? just 5 nickels and see the great Serge suck his own peepee!
gNetcrawler - when u spank old when remember not to hard u might knock their teeth out
F|Echelon - <god fucked america>
F|Echelon - <stuf it happens>
wma-shitty - NueB gettin o so fucky up
RocketNet - if ur penis can touch ur ass then u stay away from me u freak
Male23-La - Is it time to go to bed yet ???
gNetcrawler - i just want to let u know to watch south park Cuase u got to see TIMMA
FuzzyHead - "Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Don't Drink and Derive."
BlitzedVelvet - i kinda alwayz knew i'd end up your ex-girlfriend, i hope i hold a special place with the rest of them.
`axion - Everyone pisses on the floor. Be my hero and shit on the ceiling.
Judge_Judy - don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
F|Echelon - <May The Evil Tyrranical Empire and Its Flag Burn In A Firey Hell for All Eternity Beyond Any Lifes Comprehension As The Righteous And Free Rule Them To Infinite Nothingness... http://www.echelon.wiretapped.net ...as we all now continue entering the MaTRiX>
Ozzyhed128 - man, i have a tiny penis!
Jared` - moo.
Antice - everyday phrases: -would you like to buy this mysterious eel figurine? -he-man
NuebieN - Hi. I'm a homosexual. Are you a guy? Will you go out with me?
Port - Ozzy( ate bat )head
gNetcrawler - if life is like a box of chocaltes then i wish someone would EAT ME!
NuebieN - If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo-Poo Platter.
Sigle - I am the Eggman.
MoOsEb0y - You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
eger - Things turn out the best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out
Jared` - I see Canadian People.... walking around like normal people....
F|Echelon - <video killed the radio star>
Son-Of-Barf - wiseman say when u done pooping wipe till there is no autograph!!!
Son-Of-Confucious - Son-Of-Confucious say when u in strange place it is always good to whack of to releave stress!!!
Cain` - "I Refuse to Accept The View That Mankind is so Tragically Bound to The Starless Midnight of Racism And War That The Bright Daybreak of Peace And Brotherhood Can Never Become a Reality"
MoOsEb0y - Roses and red, Violets are blue, Go To Bed, The quotes too!
MoOsEb0y - Roses are red, violets are blue, you hear what I said, that means you!
MoOsEb0y - Roses are red, violets are blue, quotes should be dead, and shot too
MoOsEb0y - Many People Dying <cr> If only they weren't trying <cr> Quad rockets rule all
F|Echelon-Away - <Plead the Fifth 'cause you can't plead the first--RAtM>
F|Echelon-Away - <We've got to regain knowledge again, and we've got to regain an understanding again, of who we
Nuclearwardog - you think you know me
Nuclearwardog - I think you should be shot in front of a Chinese Military firing squad, Ozzyhead128
MoOsEb0y - Hi. I like things in my ass. The bigger the better. Especially if you have huge, sweaty nuts...or a dog. Dog cum is good.
Psychedeliasmith - You Do Good, You Get Good.
nirve - Some people suck!
Ozzyhead128 - "Of all the things I've ever lost I'll miss my mind the most." Ozzy
sadistic - Man made God in his own image..
Sickthings - dont touch those, dont you ever touch my balls without asking
sadistic - in the 60's everyone took acid to make the world look weird.. now that the world is weird, people take proziac to make it normal.
Sickthings - i wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
Helligood - i am a dog
screamfire - There's Water From My Eyes, And Gradually My Heart Dies.
Jonezin - Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove.
Jonezin - If it's not one thing its another, if its not another thing its something else, if its not something else it could be anything, if its not anything then its nothing at all
Mig - "D'oh!"
LordChao5 - There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money - Antigone (SO KEEP MUSIC FREE!)
Andy_16 - Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
V_Jackal_69 - the heart of a warrior is filled with pain and suffering
V_Jackal_69 - the journey of a thousand steps begins with wondering if you forgot to turn of the cooker
IcedBabe - Love is forever ....
nirve - plexi Script rocks!
nirve - <PhrostByte> i'm going to kill myself
LordChao5 - plexi Script sucks!
LordChao5 - just kidding
F|Echelon - <religion is just to keep the poor from killing the rich--bumper sticker>
F|Echelon - <We've got to regain knowledge again, and we've got to regain an understanding again, of who we
JoeDude - I like sucking dicks
buddhadood - why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
buddhadood - Soon i discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous too his career as a prophet. All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world so there was only one thing that i could do... was dinga ding dang my danga long ling long.
F|Echelon - <We've been all put to sleep. Put to sleep to a system. A system that continues to perpetrate ignorance amongst our spirit and amongst our minds.>
F|Echelon - <So drink up or wake up. Your part of the solution or your part of the fuckin problem. I am sick and tired of my own complacence in my life and I know I'm fuckin sick of yours.>
Evul-Smurf - Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
boingy - "If Justin doesn't fix the VQF plug-in and just ignores us, I think he should be half-hung, have his stomach split for disembowelment, have his guts burned in front of his eyes, be beheaded and then quartered, upon which occasion his limbs will be fed to the Llama. Just kidding."
_Wrathchild - Life is finding the best wall to bang your head against.
_Wrathchild - I'd rather have a bottle in front'a me than a frontal labotomy.
_Wrathchild - Life won't break your heart... It'll crush it.
_Wrathchild - Pessimism is word invented by optimists, used to discredit those who see the world as it truly is.
saint0r - i hate stupid people
nirve - pushit
`axion - Thanks for adding my addition to WMAHQ, }BuS{
korn69 - fags are gay
nirve - And the snake is drowned and as I look in his eyes, my fear begins to fade, recalling all of those times.
Crix_Sunrider - Get on your head and give me knee
Kaleidoscope - can i come live wit you? (soon to be homeless)
}BuS{Dying - G0D my damn eyes are bleeding, Don't think i've ever been this stoned b4
V_Jackal_69 - im no f*cking buddist but this IS enlightenment;)
BloodMetal - The car won't start. I'm certain the spark plugs have been stolen by rogue clowns.
Maladroit - <I once had a box of dead pigeons>
bedivere - There are three types of learners: people that grasp information, people that are motivated by what they learn, and people that just have to piss on the electric fence for themselves - Bedivere
Bedivere[Coleslaw] - I'm craaaaaazy! Crazy with a K! And an I! At the end! Krazi!!!
xach - Deine Mutter macht Butter auf dem Fischkutter!
MoOsEb0y - Ring around the rosies. Pocket full of posies. Ashes Ashes we all fall down.
MoOsEb0y - Mary had a little lamb a motherfucking little lamb. Whose pussy was white as snow.
MoOsEb0y - London bridge is falling down, my fair lady..
MoOsEb0y - Knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone.
P|G - <nirve> we hit the 100 mark!
riotkittie - i'd like to cover geraldo rivera in earwax and lix0r him til he screamed
boingy - bitches like dikz
pNemesis - whack off all u want u won't go blind like ur granny say
MetriXZes - "Love is like an hourglass with the Heart filling up as the Brain empties."
Apocalyse - A vida e a morte andam juntas, siga o seu caminho, escolha entre uma das 2!!
Apocalyse - Look!!! The Mr. Death is Behind you!!! It only want you to the Hell
gNetcrawler - do ur nads hang low do they wobble to and fro can u tie them in a knot can u tie them in a bow can u throw them over ur shoulder like a contentinal solider do ur nads hang low
F|Echelon-Away - <raffi rules>
|Whoracle| - LiquiDeth is gay
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Splat`away (~Splat`@p3E9BB86E.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Quit: I have heard if you play the Win2K CD backwards you hear satanic messages! That´s nothing, when you play the Win2K forward it installs Win2K !!!!!!!)
LordChao5 - Care Bear Consume!!!
ChocMoose - <i wonder if the ocean will be deeper without sponges>
DewDude - If your looking for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis
DewDude - If You See Kay
F|Echelon - <city people are evil>
F|Echelon - <blond people are evil>
F|Echelon - <californians are evil>
spaseboy - the matrix is NOT the greatest movie ever.... so there!
Animated-Dead-Man - As walk through the valley of sorrow, I see the hapless wonder through the misery they call life and wonder why it mu st be like this. I wonder why i must feast upon their fleash like the sweetest of fruit and enjoy their blood like the greatest of wines
yknottVQF - persons do what they want. always! so think about that when asking why something happened. think of that next time you are about to do something. do what you want. you always will.
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: `Brett` (me@24.26.125.10) (Quit: Im lost. Im going to find msyelf. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.)
coercion - "LIFE IS A BITCH A HOE AND A SLUT.... but your never as saticefied when you have none of the above >=)"
F|Ecelon-afk - <Stoners Live, Stoners Die, But in the End we All get high. If in life you don`t succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed.>
spaseboy - in sadness and in love, in faith and movement alive -- from the "glass and the machines of God"
Ozzyhead128 - Score! I got quote number 128! Yeah baby! 128 rulez for a long, long, time!
saint0r - sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgivin, so lets begin
Jaoibh - Nirve you sexy beast
F|Echelon - <Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. Religion is a smile on a dog.--Edie Brickell>
Kaleidoscope - i keep having dreams in which i die. will you kill me? help me make my dreams come true!
Kaleidoscope - you need to go through dese quotes and delete sum, damnit
TAPSniper2643 - "P00P"
DewDude - Whizzer, get off my Winamp
BloodMetal - The lord dresses in mysterious ways.
w[i]zard - Nobody's Perfect. Im a Nobody.
Maladroit - Add your own Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 136 quotes. Type !quoteslist for a listing of all the quotes.
TookeyGurl - hey kristen
Spank-Thru - where the hell is my rammstein?!
Spank-Thru - i wasnt born with enough middle fingers.
Animated_Death_Quake2 - i can kill somepeople some of the time and most pepole part of the time but not everyone all of the time
nirve[bah] - Why press tiny backspace, when enter is a bigger button?
Edward_Carnby - MONEY DOESN'T BRING HAPPYNESS. GIMME YOURS AND BE HAPPY.
Jared` - YOU MUST DIE, I ALONE AM BEST!
gNetcrawler - "mean people r kewl to hang around with!"
seventh-son-of-the-seventh-son - this just a reminder that the millineum doesn't start till 2001 so be prepared to kiss ur ass good bye in 2001!!! mmmmmmmuuuuuuhahahahahaha
F|Echelon - <rock is dead. ...and the hippies must die.>
muzik - I like my women like I like my coffee...with a creamer and two sugars.
muzik - Happiness is a long-term intimate relationship between two deaf-mutes.
muzik - I couldn't think of anything that would be worth quoting, so fuck you.
muzik - Roses are red, violets are blue. I love beer, so go get me one, bitch.
habys` - rollin' down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice
muzik - I called the Ghostbusters, and got their voicemail.
muzik - [18:15] <Ozzyhead128> Add your own Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 149 quotes. Type !quoteslist for a listing of all the quotes.
muzik - [18:15] <Ozzyhead128> Add your own lame-ass Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 149 stupid quotes. Be a lamer, and type !quoteslist for a listing of all the lamers' quotes.
StonedMonkey - u blokes better learn to play quake 2 or u should just bugger off mate!!!
gNetcrawler - ah the love of somethings u need the love others u want in the end u can have neither!!!
[TSC]AlphaScoop - WMA rulezz...!
epip - If I had the choice, I'd choose to die in my sleep, though I'd have a hell of a time getting to sleep.
Ampex - Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
Ampex - LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
Ampex - I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
Ampex - I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.
spaseboy - buddhadood : " why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly "......... but why smoke and fly when you can..... ok nevermind
cobra133 - <qoute>
Sigle - Scooby dooby doo, where are you
nirve - A day I fear of when the blocks we build around ourselves will be completed.
nirve - 8:16p: [Jared`]: It blows hard cock.
Maladroit - FUCKING A?!? Whats up w/ collecting quotes anyhow?
Sigle - I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
Sigle - I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
Sigle - Convictions cause convicts.
Sigle - Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
Sigle - Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
Sigle - Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
Urahan - A toast to honor: Here's to gettin' on 'er and stayin' on 'er. If ya can't cum in 'er, cum on 'er.
mav - communication. a telephonic invasion.
Ozzyhead128 - "I think M$ is more evil than 10 cardboard boxes full of rotted horse fuck!"
PhrostByte - blastoise will smoke mewtwo's ass
PhrostByte - It is better to be pissed off... than to be pissed on.
PhrostByte - A computer is like a house with air conditioning... everything is nice until you open windows.
Fizzgig - There is no such thing as an uninteresting subject.The only thing that can exist is an uninterested person!!
Dark_Hunter - Drugs have taught an entire generation of american kids the metric system
[H]3rCuL3[S] - my quote.... tada!
Mig - Mean people may suck, but nice people swallow
larva-o-god - <i like pie>
larva-o-god - <(whispering)...i see gay people>
LC5-hmwrk - "Perhaps I was stpped by that level of feeling, deeper than thought, which contains the truth."
larva-o-god - <When entering the specified area, be sure to have the proper equipment ready. If this is not the case, then you may experience adverse health effects. These effects may be short term such as occular bleeding or vomiting; or long-term like cancer or extreme cases of dimensia. Once inside the corridor please remain on the marked route, otherwise disaster may ensue. Proceed with the utmost care, gentlemen.>
Ozzyhead128 - Eagles fly, but weasals aren't sucked into jet engines...
AntiPrep187 - "Its Fuckin Eh! Not Fuckin A! Gut it right muthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Jonezin - I'd rather have a complex than a simplex
Dog^Boy - "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
Dog^Boy - "No matter where you go,there you are"
MuseBag - "What is done with love is done well." Vincent VanGoug
sseldnim - never stab a man with a gun
Dark_Hunter - (Microsoft Confirmation E-mail) Legal Notice: Receipt of this message constitutes your unconditional acceptance of agreement with all terms, conditions, conclusions and opinions, either expressed or implied, as interpreted by the author without further clarification. Use of any information contained herein [inclusive of any and all attachments] or omitted in part or in whole from the actual message is strictly prohibited and will be subject to collec
Dark_Hunter - Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
Dark_Hunter - Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege
gimp256 - Jerry is evil.
Mig - The snow is mine...get off my fuckin' snow!!
_gAuD_ - <quote> B00bage r0x
Dark_Hunter - hey! quit hoggin' all the ugly!
EvilMike-SCN - Don't let your meatloaf.
Paper_Cuts - There's so much space to get lost in
Paper_Cuts - The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead
Paper_Cuts - The british are losers with crooked teeth and big ears
Apocalyse - The Truth is only a Fantasy!
ozzyozzyozzy - I threw together some chemicals from a 10 dollar radio shack science project and made a nice facsimile of an islamic whore, she can put a linux manual up your ass! is that a nice whore or what?
ozzyozzyozzy - I wonder how much a person would pay to have a linux manual shoved up their ass...hmmmm...
Rodmon - <men are like toilets: either engaged or full of shit>
Rodmon - <men are like parking spots: either taken or disabled>
[powerman] - fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont exist, dont give a shit, dont ever judge me!!
FreeekOut - Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide bodies.
Ezekiel - I have a name, why is my thumb in my ass anyways?
Metallica - Money Good, Napster Bad
xdarx - "I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in." -George McGovern
xdarx - All we are saying is give peace a chance.
xdarx - "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pine
xdarx - "America stands for freedom, but if you think your free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! ANARCHY BURGER! Hold The Government..."
_k0w_ - <quote> If you have fallen, look not where you fell...but where you slipped.
coercion - im the only one who exists you are all made up in my mind i torture my slef and others i thrive on war and greed you will all die with me i AM the UNIBROW
Ozzyhead128 - please don't queer up my dog, he'll bite you!
Paper_Cuts - Bill is an ape, but he's soooo cute?
Misfit_X - Trying to explain your ignorance in a way in which you would understand draws analogy to trying to explain the concept of self-awareness to the holographic image of a rock!
Earthur - If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
Misfit_X - How many corndogs been through the cotton patch?
SoulSoul - i don't know what to do here
Paper_Cuts - Beer can be rum sometimes
Jaoibh - There's no fate but that of what we make 4 our selves!!!!!
JiNk- - <quote>
Paper_Cuts - I don't want to die; I just want to teach english
Paper_Cuts - You're not very metal if you buy those TShirts at hot Topic That say "Don't piss me off; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
Paper_Cuts - My cat smells bad because he eats vegan fecal mater
punchcard - Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to leech til we die.
V[a]mpire - Angels Fuck and Devils Screw
punchcard - ok. I've added my quote. now where's the free women and beer you promised?
V[a]mpire - you all suck
Jaoibh - Make the voives in my head go away mommy, "they make me burn things"
Crackers2-NPA - Ten dead is a tragedy, a million dead a statistic
Master69 - why are they called APARTMENTS when they are all STUCK TOGETHER?¿?¿?¿?
sKY_dEVL^ - Life is like a dick always hard and just to short
Calmor - I'd love to go home but I still haven't found it...
_AsSiTcH - Whats the point of power if you dont abuse it?
SqUaLiD - there once was a man from nantucket whos dick was so long he could suck it....as he said with a grin as he wiped his chin,,,if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it!
SlipTide - Ambition is a poor excuse for those who don't have enough sense to be lazy.
SlipTide - Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
SlipTide - <Jonezin> how mant dots are there on a pair of boobs?
BLOODY-FUCKIN-MESS - <aaahhhhh!!!! i got blood in my alcohol system>
saiint - its me, its me, it's that s-a-i-n-t
|st0ned| - 5:11p: [5|st0ned|99,99]:1 nick did you send my mom back to me? the UPS guy just brought somethin
screamfire - 6:22p [SugarKang]: somebody play with me
screamfire - [13:56] <nirve_a> I LOVE HORSE COCK!
Ozzyhead128 - Score! I got quote number 256! Yeah baby! 256 is almost as good as that quote #128 I scored! Fuck yall!
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Vampire-Princess (fdlakd@p35-tnt1.akl.ihug.co.nz) (Quit: i had a life once, now i have a computer and a modem)
Ozzyhead128 - Spitting teeth, oral lust, alley fuck, angel dust, anal whore, bleeding knees, it's times like this to pray for murder...
Ozzyhead128 - Ringworm,crabs and lice/V.D. ecstasy, speed and horse/a heaven/of unmatched importance/an honor of sex to be stuck by the punk
Ozzyhead128 - Rich homes/with money and food/abandoned for the bums on the street/a lifestyle that's unexplainable/don't try and save what is all meant to be
Ozzyhead128 - ...A church burned to the ground, not even noticed yet...
Ozzyhead128 - [2:12pm] <Mr_uNFaluNFagus> he wins absolutely nothing!
}{Mike}{ - Fred Nile says...pedphile priests are good, Marilyn Manson is bad!
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Sigle (~Daydreami@208521059.webpipe.net) (Quit: Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night; what immortal hand or eye could touch your beauty and not cry?)
Myn - I could travel to the andromeda galaxy in 26 years if I had an inertial propultion drive and ALOT of electricity.
Ozzyhead128 - <Sigle> "It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion."
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: RocketNet (PornGoat@1Cust187.tnt1.charleston.wv.da.uu.net) (Quit: As i bow out for the nite i wish i could remember where i've been and who i have offend today and ponder who i will offend tomrrow)
Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Ohhhh so thats what the Power Button Does DOH!)
Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Above the forest... Through the trees......Within my stomach....Scraped off my knees....You are the honey.....Inside my hive....You are the reason....I stay alive...)
Ozzyhead128 - * gNetAway is wondering if a mouse farts does it smell like elephant shit while jamming BloodHound Gang - 08 - Shut Up on his portable record player!!
Ozzyhead128 - "I never went to college, I ain't got no skills, I got hair on my shoulders, and a bottle of pills, I got bills stacked up like a turkey club, I threw my last dime drinkin', at the local pub" ~Kid Rock (Dark & Grey from History of Rock album)
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: gNetcrawler (PornGoat@1Cust147.tnt5.charleston.wv.da.uu.net) (Quit: i call u up when ever i'm stoned we chew the skin and choke on a bone u wonder when i'll go away if i could deal with i would 've stayed i'll cut u in (come on let go for a while) i'll cut u in (u ain't leavin at all) i'll cut u in (let it go to ur head))
Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living)
ozzyozzyozzy - "dip me in dog shit" ~Jerry
codenoid - I love my pitbull
Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is away: That which does not kill me, only prolongs the inevitable... (%) ~Away System v1.15~
Sigle - Jared` is away: That which does not kill me, only prolongs the inevitable...
Sigle - That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
gNetcrawler - i woke up this morning and wondered if i was really awake then i stumbed my toe and cuss and wished i was still asleep
Ozzyhead128 - gNetcrawler is banging his head against the wall to Motley Crue - 07 - Red Hot because he is trying to stop the ringing.... oh wait it's the phone brb!!
Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Take this job and shove it! What? I'm getting a raise? OK, nevermind then.)
Ozzyhead128 - my mother is a stupid whore...tra la la fuckin la la...
WmaRuleS - [23:43] <Mp3ForeverAndEver> How Do You Buy A Wma??
gNetAway - those who lead should not follow those who follow should not lead those that do nothing need a swift kicki in the ass to get them motivated!!
gNetAway - there once was a man from balderdash who's balls where made of brass he'd clang em together in stormy weather and lighting would shoot out his ass!!
gNetcrawler - gNetcrawler just blew up his speakers listen to 11-(Sevendust) Feel So and is now listen to it through his beer bong!!!
Ozzyhead128 - +OK RPOP Server version 2.0 ready to accept commands. This is a smoking server, ash trays are located in the password verification section.
Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is away: comatose and dreaming. (%) ~Away System v1.15~
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: blankk (prompt@1Cust97.tnt1.ladue.mo.da.uu.net) (Quit: If IE Didn't Come With Windows, How The Fuck Would You Even Get Netscape)
Ozzyhead128 - let's get high as kites, until the strings of conformity break, that then we might be free. w00t w00t
Ozzyhead128 - Religion expressed through blasphemy; love speaking out through hate
Ozzyhead128 - <Blackdalek> You will ravish him imeediately! then we shall conquer the universe!!
Ozzyhead128 - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
Ozzyhead128 - <AngryRodent> *lol* one o the blind ladies there keeps grbbing me n mikey by the genitals hehe... when she wanna feel our legs
Ozzyhead128 - OK gang I PROMISE i'll pay the chanserv bill this friday..but nickserv is gonna have ta wait dammit
Ozzyhead128 - I Keep Praying that I will never give in to all my doubts and my fears, ... and I know in my heart that your power is real - Whitecross (I Keep Prayin')...disgustin'...
Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> god I love VQF Type !bunny to get a JPG of Phrosties new bunny. IE 5.5 is out.
Ozzyhead128 - <Ozzyhead128> they're hard as shit | <MoOsEb0y> shit is hard?
Ozzyhead128 - Note: Serving full mp+ albums...yes i haved see the light !!.
MoOsEb0y - <@Sigle> I go to yerf.com every day
Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is listening to 02 Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) in Winamp. I know why you want to hate me.
MoOsEb0y - Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind.
Ozzyhead128 - <gNetcrawler> thank u god i will never pee sitting down again
Ozzyhead128 - <gNetcrawler> i went back on the hill and ate blackberries and now i have the shits ain't that just great
gNetcrawler - you may think ur a man but if i kick you in the the junk u'll cry like a little girl =P
Ozzyhead128 - i'm off wondering around or maybe i'm not real here in the first place i can't remember!!
Ozzyhead128 - You'd think that these days, if the police are going to beat a suspect, they'd at least check for cameras first...
Ozzyhead128 - <CrashX> parafin damnit!
Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> I'm so fucking sick and tired of these God damned losers coming in here just to get FTP info, then hopping on my FTP and leaving IRC...usually COMPLETELY GONE FROM IRC!
Ozzyhead128 - get yur drunk ass outta here!
Ozzyhead128 - Rick Says " Jason Got his camaro so he can get more chicks "
Mayhem - Rick Says " Jason Got his camaro so he can get more chicks "
Ozzyhead128 - Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning ,But you're young ,You've got a lot of drugs to do ,Girls to screw ,Parties to crash ,Sucks to be you
Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
F|Echelon - <As i speaketh my words of enlightenment to the ignorant and foolish afar their ingorance shall befall them and they shall head my words of wisdom and known truths or their stupidity shall burn them and their true crass evil nature shall be seen unto me and all of strong minds and all that can still stand in oposition with such ignorance shalt find my fist upon their skull and i shall lay thee down in a pool of thou own stupidity.
F|Echelon - <and if that yet fails to stop them my Hellfire AIM-9L Anti-Tank missile shall show their smart righteous ass whats coming to 'em. >
F|Echelon - <Therefore be you of proper intelligence and knowledge and good lineage.
F|Echelon - <For you must see your god(s) cant judge you now only the mind of a god.>
F|Echelon - <I am now your god seek to be enlightened by me or fall down before me.
F|Echelon - <I am now your god seek to be enlightened by me or fall down before me.>
Ozzyhead128 - If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
Ozzyhead128 - O witches, O misery, O hate, to you has my treasure been entrusted! I contrived to purge my mind of all human hope. On all joy, to strangle it, I pounced with the strength of a wild beast. I called to the plagues to smother me in blood, in sand, misfortune was my God.
Ozzyhead128 - "To all you guys, and girls, eat pussy til your fuckin jaw hurts!" ~Phil Anselmo from Pantera at Ozzfest 2000 July 18 at Polaris Amphitheatre
Ozzyhead128 - <Filburt> Also if i understand you correctly...prection predicts the next sample based on how the previous ones have been going....and then just encodes the difference between the first and last sample...instead of encoding the sample directly. And since there isnt a enourmous difference...you save a lot of space
zDead - the worst thing is when u turn around and see somebody and say: "HI" when what u really wanted to tell was "I love you"
Ozzyhead128 - I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Ozzyhead128 - <RickDeckard> Don´t be afraid to take any risk..... one amateur built the Ark..... Professionals built the Titanic. --- Anonymous
Ozzyhead128 - POD is Not Literate Programming
Ozzyhead128 - In the throes of sexual passion, one can cry out, "Oh God! God!", but in a church service one can not cry out, "Oh Sex! Oh Sex!"
Ozzyhead128 - [18+] VisualBasic Help and Abuse - No talking, breathing, procreating, toe stubbing, child molesting, date rape, sandwich eating, beer drinking, or in general being stoopid; NO.
Ozzyhead128 - Well, they say Good Year tires are economically acceptable to our ozone layer. But, hell.. I found myself negotiating with a cockroach before I flushed it down the toilet. Let's just say I'm a wee bit tweaked after last morning's erroneous agenda
Ozzyhead128 - <FODUCK2000> DON RICKLES WILL BE MY PET MIDGET <FODUCK> MAGAGGIE DO NOT CRY I AM NOT AFRAID TO CALL YOU BECAUSE IT IS JUST OVER THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH I AM SCARED TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN PERSON
Ozzyhead128 - Fucking Stuck up Mother Fuckers who spend way to much FUCKIN Time worring about other people than themselves! All you people can go straight to HELL!!! And then there you will still have to deal with me!!! HARHARHARH
Ozzyhead256 - <SmackMaster> some dumbfuck plugged my speakers in to the modem sound slot
Ozzyhead128 - If yur a son and you don't have balls keep away from me you freak!
Ozzyhead128 - #perl - your softcore porn connection. || [21:25] <samvb> Can i use my Hard Dick and create directory to use it as web
Ozzyhead128 - <PhrostByte> I was tricked into a fake conversation with a porn bot
Ozzyhead128 - Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity and where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
F|Echelon - <One witness says when the plane hit," there was a huge ball of fire and an enormous plume of black smoke."--concorde crash >
Ozzyhead128 - <F|Echelon> Another witness says, " the annex of the hotel is totally in flames."--concorde crash
Ozzyhead128 - "You did the crime, we'll force you to do the time" - Master Gravitron
Ozzyhead128 - that's no good
Ozzyhead128 - Case IS significant--"FOO", "Foo" and "foo" are all different names
Ozzyhead128 - <SmackMaster> I can see it: My son is upset because his illegal FTP is running slow. Fix it or we'll sue."
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Sigle|Migrane (adam@c302149-b.ogden1.ut.home.com) (Quit: BitchX: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman)
Ozzyhead128 - <Ozzyhead128> I still dun understand where you would even begin on something like this... | <Sigle> you would begin at the beginning
Ozzyhead128 - fuck the bible! and fuck the followers! and fuck most everything else! and fuck you! and fuck your hyposrisy! and fuck all hypocrisy! and fuck vqf! and fuck the judge! and fuck her daughter! and fuck $20/month 28.8 dialup! and fuck christianianity! and fuck their church!
Ozzyhead128 - <DewDude> it's not gay | <DewDude> it's homotastic
Ozzyhead128 - Trizub-Workin was kicked by Quantum (banned: (tempban/0:30) you have been selected to burn in the firey reaches of hell, may your soul RIP)
Ozzyhead128 - (David): -server- sorry, you've been a whore and now you're banned
Ozzyhead128 - P R E V E N T I O N - - One thing about rock bottom...the only direction is up.
Ozzyhead128 - Nothing is the same, but everthing is different. Look deeper than before. You will never find the truth, casue there is none. You will only find more questions.(Nate Roeckel)
Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Filburt (blah@dialup-209.245.138.80.SanJose1.Level3.net) (Quit: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.)
Ozzyhead128 - <KiD_SmoOoth> I stuck the bar of soap up my ass and pretended it was Amy <Mac^Daddy> jr you fart bubbles?| don't go to www.scour.com, the real napster is still up and workin,
Ozzyhead128 - -= Chem's Commandments: 1. See X-Men, 2. Vote Marxist/Leninist, 3. GRABASSES BAD, 4. SPRINKLES GOOD, 5. NAPSTER BAD, 6. MONEY GOOD, 7. See X-Men again =- Live by these rules and you shall achieve true Nappiness.
meowstar - fred is such a sexy beast. i'd like to cover him in gelatin and attack him with my tongue
Ozzyhead128 - (@Sigle): This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned
thoward|bed - <kciR> Plazma v3.2 LAME-O-METER
Ozzyhead128 - Yeah and we can be famous. I'll be your rock caddy. And pack all the stones around in a nifty carrying case.
Ozzyhead128 - Muahahahhaha no would could tell that it was a stop sign with the huge ardvark ass sticking out!
mamma11 - <quote>
LordChao5 - Smack My Bitch Up
Ozzyhead128 - I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
Ozzyhead128 - <brainslug> if infinity +infinity =infinity and infinity+ 2= infinity therefore infinity must = 2 :-)
Ozzyhead128 - I ass-raped myself!
Ozzyhead128 - Its all Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Testicle.
Ozzyhead128 - Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
Ozzyhead128 - if someone doesn't look at http://iamtacm.tripod.com/QuotesList.txt I'm gonna be sad...and not as happy...
Ozzyhead128 - the soul of my body leaves me so i can destroy those around me
Ozzyhead128 - <virusbile> hopefully something better than a name describing the result of a drunk redneck from medford fucking a moose...
MoOsEb0y - <Jock_Slayer> i like roast beef
Ozzyhead128 - <Jock_Slayer> i like roast beef
Ozzyhead128 - <Jock_Slayer> good good, but i think one of the best things is spashing a dresser against a wall, throwing a tv out of the window, setting ablaze your bed, and killing your fdamily with a ball-pean hammer while listening to marilyn mansons new album- Disposable Teens
MoOsEb0y - [11:57A] <Jock_Slayer> says the following and it should be noted- "my bonnie has Tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung! She coughs up such bloody corruption..And rolls it around on her tongue...Thank you"
MoOsEb0y - "Sunshine almost all the time makes me high." -John Denver
Ozzyhead128 - <Kelven> God is a bad mutha fucka, he'd blow a cap in yo ass for looking at him wrong. He'll unleash da armageddon on yo ass
Ozzyhead128 - WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
LordChao5 - nirve-boy cant draw... hehe :-)
lohrna - <quote> Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
LordChao5 - why are girls so fucking confusing!
postmortm - 14,1"The meaning of life is to4 search14 for the meaning of life, now that you know,4 your life has no meaning14."
LordChao5 - Qoue-Clock: $time
DarkTrash - a friend with weed is a friend indeed
Suki - "I like the grease, I like the bacon, I like the sound of chickens frying."
Ward - SHIT! I DUNNO!!!
yourjimmy - Blow Me!!
Calmor - It is better to piss yourself then to be pissed on by others. Unless you like that sort of thing.
yourjimmy - Testeez 1, 2....3?
Tam_McGoo - you can only piss with the cock that you've got
slip_knot - slipknot is awsom
thoward - That really Chaps my ASS!
thoward - That really Chaps my ASS!
thoward - I used to love Horse Cocks, but I have seen the light! The light being a big shiny Goat Dick! UMMMM!
thoward - Apple Juice and Chili cheese dip will most likely give you the shits! I speak from experince
Eyorii - Realise that those who don't love us even though we're the only ones who loved them are crazier than we'll ever be. - Eyorii
Eyorii - Cigarettes are bad for you, smoke crack. - ArcaneKat
Eyorii - It's hard to ask for help because it's hard admitting to being human. - Exosquad
Eyorii - it's scary when a bunch of latinos trick you into going to their hotel room, talk in Spanish for a while, and then pass out condoms - Retrotastic
spankthru - !quote ShadowStriker sucks penis :)
spankthru - holy shit! im quote 400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ShadowStriker - <rinni> aoeyf! <MetalAdam> id probably let a guy sword swallower suck my dick <cretin> punk-bot: where do you live?
tamarak - Don't eat that Chad!
MoOsEb0y - twats ARE pretty damn cool, smack ... ohh wait you weren't talking about that
dreadknought - Death unto you all!
`axion - visit www.purewma.net for ftp login info
`axion - my peepee feels funny when ShadowStriker is around
ShadowStriker - "I know half my advertising dollats go to waste, but which half." --Advertiser
faddat - The weather in buffalo is colder than a witch's pussy!
dreadknought - Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho! It's off to war we go! With deadly blades and hand grenades! Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho!
c-prompt - i'm trying to find a girl that reminds me of my mother, but it's hard to find a girl with a viper tatood on her tushy, and how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with her pussy
c-prompt - 8:42a: <+clone2> this card kicks ass for the price... 35 fps 1024x768 in unreal medium textures 8:43a: <+clone2> time to overclock it
firstof9 - How was I supose to know that the power button would turn it off?!?
diablo_guapo - OH MY GOSH.. THEY KILLED KENNY
ShadowStriker - "If geometry were a kid, I'd kick his ass!" -- David\
|EnD| - Dont Smoke POT...........When your already High..:P
c-prompt - 1:05a: *** firstof9 (AssimIRC@ip-111-98-138.phoenix-t.navipath.net) Quit (Quit: Confucius says: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock." \º/ 姧îmî|åtËÐmî®Ç \º/)
spase - coooooolin babe you need cooooooolin..... im not foooolin.... no im not foooolin.... got a whole lotta love
c-prompt - Confucius says: "Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.
thoward - Something Guys should remember, If you are in a bar or out with a bunch of girls and they smoke it is likely that you will get laid, in other words, if they smoke they FUCK! Try it sometimes
Circuskid[a] - goffa is gay.. but i have a record on his fserv :)
ShadowStriker - "I'm tired. Perhaps I shall attend a public school. What was that, mother? No? Okay." - David(priv school attendee)
c-prompt - 7:05p: <+Cooperman_> scabs are fun to pick
has`an`Infectious`Disease - I believe in god...
acidrayn - GOD I SUCK DICK
kickster - <has`an`Infectious`Disease> hehe I just jumped on napster
MoOsEb0y - <ShadowStriker> I love horse cock!
Circuskid[a] - MoOsEb0y on #nasalsex +#evilwarez @#MP+
MoOsEb0y - <bobmacadoo> I am a butt sniffer!
Abedogg187 - Shup
IntenseAlicia - Hey MEOW!!! ROUF!
Misfit_X - To attempt to explain your ignorance in a way in which you'd understand, is analog to attempting the explanation of the concept of self-awareness to the holographic image of a rock.
nirve - You don't understand who they thought I was supposed to be.
AsSiTcH - whats the point of POWER if you dont ABUSE it?
JavaJoe - If I Only Had A Brain.....Bill Gates
thabean - Suck Me Beautiful!!!
MDestiny - Common Sense Is Not So Common. -Voltaire
regular-john - why are you annoying my channel with your senseless drivel?? if your gonna serve thats cool but an add to see random quotes???? please take it somewhere else
Abedogg187 - <getUPandK|LL> thats a person who farts under water and dives under and bites the fart bubbles before they reach the surface,,,A fumdart
assbitch - one time i suck my GF tits - i;m 110lbs and she is like 300+ lbs - and i gota get on top of her to have sex - and i do everything on top of her
assbitch - never date fat bitch on internet - espeically when they say they're all inocent and shits - couple weeks u;ll find out that she been sucking dicks after school and that's why she got so fat -
assbitch - why fat girl like to suck dicks - and sut wanta be --cause they can;t get enought attention
assbitch - is oralsex conside "SEX" mean ur not a virgin?
assbitch - don;t u hate big black mushroom nipples?
assbitch - would yal go down on hairy beaver?
Iriepirate - don't you just hate big fat hairy smelly assholes called jimbo?
Iriepirate - Never pet a dog that is on fire
dreadknought - Q: If yer dog is at the back door whining to get in, and yer wife is at the front door banging to get in, which do u let in first? A: The dog, atleast it'll shutup when it gets in.
DewDude - my dick tastes like pineapple
windex - why the fuck does my "vegitarian vegitable" soup have chunks of beek in it?
MoOsEb0y - [10:58A] <@PhrostByte> i got fucked in the ass
Cal_Movie - Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. For nobodies toesies are posies of rosies as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
BiGGs` - this script sucks nuts
BiGGs` - do not use it ever ever again
[-Endo-] - mah bhalz!
ShadowStriker - <Brandon> shit the bed and piss the rubber sheets
ShadowStriker - <CHICKOSTICK> she hears a noise in the living room but it cant possibly be a mouse .. no no it ahs to be the boogie man ghost
TwentyDFC - *** |ThumP| was kicked by [-Endo-] (dont question my homosexuality)
d3ft0n3s - Fuck It All, Fuck This World, Fuck Everything That You Stand For, Don't Belong, Don't Exist, Don't Give A Shit, Don't Ever Judge Me!
ablib00 - sweden power :D
^1ManMafia^ - whats red, bubbly, and scratches on glass? A baby in a microwave =D
Jock_Slayer - <I went to die...I don't know why...um...I like cheese.>
MoOsEb0y - [6:50P] <var0x> FUCK OFF
warith_lurkin - Quote #461: all quotes herin are un-quotable
bigbadchad - <quote>
ShredMetalHead - If it isnt broke... BREAK IT!
IntenseAlicia - SHABBA!!!!
IntenseAlicia - Why Do They Have Braille On Drive Up ATMs?? LOL!
Sicheck - fuckit
durst-182 - Dolphins Can Suck It
Z0d|aC^K|lleR - All I know is, I don't know.
lorrie^out - <lorrie^ loves eviljimbo forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...>
Yorra-Kuhnt - dontchah just hate it when loser bitches start flooding the warez channels with depressing lyrics from old Fosil rock ballads/songs that were annoying to begin with back when they came out?
NiteScream - <quote>
sintaks - lick me
NiteScream - Does time go slower because I'm alive?
krischinkila - There is no God!
krischinkila - Retard Quotes?!?! How Bout a Pic hehe: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=2603
dammitman - <If I'm a satanist, will I go to heaven for doing something good?>
dammitman - Grab asses BAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
dammitman - <If I'm a satanist, will I go to heaven for doing something bad?>
JimBrady - Fear leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, and suffering leads to sex!
screamfire - cock is good with a little ketchup on the side
Bill_Nye - Fuck it, Let's go Bowling
ShadowStriker - I can't see! Raise the seat. I can't reach the peddal! Lower the seat. I can't see! Raise the seat. I can't reach the peddal! Lower the seat.
ShadowStriker - <Cooperman_> where the hell is my errection? I haven't seen it in a long time.
Coop-Away - Why are hailstones always the size of something else?
FullLeadJacket - Insanity is my fortress and chaos is my destiny - Folo
stolen_bike_nig - yea nigga, i'm gonna steal yo bike!
Phill - I had been thinking for a long time about making cement-filled teddy
Jock_Slayer - <Jock_Slayer is all knowing and all others have tiny Penis' :P
ShadowStriker - <TheLivingLegend> turn my blood to sand, i'd fall through the hour glass and grow cold, what are you searching for? turn my dirt to gold, i'm the healer, the great conceiver...
Jock_Slayer - <An eclipse of the sun happens when the moon passes between the sun and the Earth. An eclipse of the moon occurs when the earth passes between the sun and the moon, and finallym and eclipse of the earth takes place when you put your hands over your eyes.
nirve - |[|ThumP|]: plz rape my ass!!!!
mashedpotato - "hello"
mashedpotato - what's up with raisin cookies impersonating chocolate chip cookies?!?!
Master_Beta - Of all retarded quote boards I've EVER seen that's one of them!
ShadowStriker - * Nemo is using NemoScript-NG ... "OH MY GOD! YOUR SCRIPT FUCKING DELETED EVERYTHING" (actual quote from a user of a previous version)
masil - Life is a number of kicks in the .... How many can you stand up for?
cti - I OWN ShadowStriker
ShadowStriker - <TheBluesTraveller> one time. i found a sock!
ShadowStriker - Fight stupidity with knowledge!
obi4 - Everyone Must Believe in Something...I Believe I'll Have Another Beer...
`axion - Sometimes people build you up just so they can knock you down. ~PHISH~
`axion - My heart is filled with a lot of ex girlfriends, some of which I wish would digest, so I can shit them out and get rid of them.
`axion - My ex-girlfriend Meghan is a cunt
`axion - SHadowstriker, same time tonight right? Should I bring that two headed dildo we used last week?
`axion - I am falling away from myself. My soul is trembling. I wish to regain my status, but I fear I will not go on much longer.
`axion - Meghan is a bitch...so is Lyssa too.
`axion - Don't do acid kids...you'll end up the second coolest person alive...a step down from me.
Satanico - kiss my ass
ChocMoose - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
c-prompt - everyone needs to get a little SCSI every once in a while
nirve - We smoke the toenails and hair of the wiseman under a black God's thumb. We dance like painted puppets. She bleeds orgasm in technicolor, an ocean of alien mystery. We eat the wisemans eyes for sight that we might see the darkness if we kill the lights fast enough.
Calmor - I just work here
ShadowStriker - <`axion|asleep> my friend calls me up asking why his taskbar is vertical instead of horizontal
ChocMoose - I didn't go to college, I stayed home and got drunk. I couldn't afford the cover charge.
ChocMoose - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
ShadowStriker - <|Shaft|> and i think its bullshit people can advertise against cigarettes on tv when cigarettes cant even advertise on tv (this makes so much sense no sarcasm)
SirTyrus - 100 People each year die from choking on ball-point pens!
Tonyss -
Vamp|Man| - I'm not crazy and I'm not either.
Mint_3oooo - how do you put a twinkle in a blonds eye? shine a flashlight in her ear
`axion - We are the cyber cowboys, the samaurai. There are all those people around who have no idea what's going on - they are the cattle. MOOOOO!
c-prompt - <a href="
c-prompt - <a href="http://www.porn.com">
eviljimbo - i love lorrie^
Vamp|Man| - I'm quote #528! 4blah
Cere[a]l-Killah - And One Time At Band Camp........
kendoll - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."....(Thomas Alva Edison)
SirTyrus - You can't take that...it's my squishy
Derfel - If life hands you a lemon, shove it up life's ass! YEAH! BABY YEAH!
gKw-X - It thinks, therefore... is it?
ShadowStriker - <Cellulaer> Reality is for loserz who can't handle IRC...
NGTV|3 - You know what's funny??? Some people are dumb
exism - LEEETTT
exism - LEEETTT
SirTyrus - so....umm...do you like stuff...how bout things? At the place? With the people!?
^^greenranger^^ - if you heard a guitar and thought it sounded like a monkey but was really a guitar and you just thought it was a monkey then it wouldnt really be a monkey, you would just think it would be a monkey!!
nolimit - nolimit is your daddy, you will fear him, you will respect him, you WILL suck him dry
SirTyrus - How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning??
BabyJade - have a job? get one!
Jock_Slayer - <Toxins, in the airwaves. Venom, for all to taste. A death grip love for my remote. Speweing blood, shit, and paste. I'm so fucked up on Valium. I can't move...my...lips..to...say...THE WORLD (the world) IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! EVERYTHING'S OK! (What the fuck day is it today???)>
saskwatch - How you live your life all depends on where you think your going when it's over.
saskwatch - The last time I walked into a voting booth, it was a multiple choice question. I didn't like the choices, so I never vote.
masil-away - you nead some better quotes
bddh - Mp+ r0x oVaH Da WOrLD !!!
senzapatr - who the hell let me do it
The_Unknown- - Whats the Point?
Zaibach - Ecrasez L'infame
^^greenranger^^ - TIME IS NEVER WASTED WHEN YOU ARE WASTED ALL THE TIME!!!
BabyJade - Have a job??? Get one!!!
fenderstrat7 - <quote>
`Kr0n|c - George Seinfeld: Are my pants really on fire?
kickster - * kickster remembers when he thought linux was a program, cuz he heard people talkin about floodin people with linux
nolimit - nolimit is your daddy, he owns you!
stufine - Dick-n-the-Bush
Mr_Stef - <crazy is as crazy thinks... it is not I whi is crazy it is I who is mad!>
Maze12 - fuck
spase - <quote> to add your own retarded quote - !web for webpage with all the quotes
Martyr2 - If I were a lame quote, I would jump in this list and let it be known how lame I really am! - Anonymous
Drugs-N-Alkahol - i_jerked_off@YourHouse.Com
Drugs-N-Alkahol - I FUCKED UR GF WITH A KNIFE UP THE ASS
Cooperman_ - Just 'cause you are paranoid, doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you!
Folo - you really think im so dumb i gonna submit a quote? HAHAHA!
Server`P - Lesbians are good, if they are the real ones, not the men.
CoastalServ - Bush is a fucking retard
Maze12 - is this a joke?
PoisonDPE - BLOW ME HARD!!!!
PoisonDPE - My balls itch
Maze12 - hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
eviljimbo - i love lorrie^
kona - watch out whos toes you step on today it might be attached to the ass you kiss next week!
HeeXFuRy - Don't Hate Da Playaz Hate da Game dat we Play
WetWorX - I sometimes do special things to my victims ..... things that are .. Creative .. .. (excerpt from my Sub7 diary=)
Devoness - This Script is LAME
hacktic4ever - Q. What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A. Cherry float
Couch_Steak - I'd like to give a shout out to the west-side of Whoville...
Polyochra - "We must stop the crab mentality, give the Lord a hand clap."
kona - <watch whos toes you step on today. It might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorow>
Zero_Divide - SUCK MY BALLS
Zero_Divide - SUCK MY BALLS if u have one PLEZ PM ME
Majiin - There are no guarantees in life, except for of course life-time guarantees..
Majiin - Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice and I pop a cap in yo ass..
BabyJade - Life's a bitch, then you die, Fuck the world, Let's get high!
^LoKi^ - <Cal_Movie> christ, I have a woody
BabyJade - Cal_Movie> all these chicks wanna cyber with me... I dunno why
TechMarine - :D
dark_creation - you are fucked
Pa3PyX - God is real unless declared integer.
^virus^ - loser i hate you all
NGTV|3 - If a Blind man walks 7 penguins a day, and the deaf guy yells at 42 tree frogs, where the hell does bill gates fit into all this walkin and hootin??
Agent_Ataraxia - IM not an organ donor - fuck anyone behind me!
Agent_Ataraxia - 'The moral to this story is that it's better to 'ave somethin', than to get rid of it, and not 'ave it...thats what I reckon...' - Berk - The Trap Door
Agent_Ataraxia - [I am now away] - [Reason: Whats that bong? Coming bong...]
Agent_Ataraxia - Laady Daady, We likes to party, With Orange and Bacardi...
^^^CRAZY^^^ - <DID U JUST GRAB MY ASS¿?>
Ug-MoE - <hey hey>
|Stormcrow| - You know what they say, don't count your eggs if you can't get out of the kitchen.
|Stormcrow| - Why don't you make like a tree, and get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!
|Stormcrow| - People in glass houses shouldn't drive boats
|Stormcrow| - Gore is a f*cking pussy
hondo94 - <quote>
WafflesDragon - 8ShadowStriker0 is the retard
Schuppenficker - <MoOsEb0y_> Ich liebe meine schwanz.
Schuppenficker - <Sigle> you love your tail
TheThinker - Looking for cracks? Try @jesus
Dauminator - "All business in the front, all party in the back"
da-man3000 - ShadowStrikar is gay
BURNMEDOWN - I am the DeMoN of SEMEN! THE ONLY SEMENDEMON!!!!
SirGarret - I'd but THAT for a dollar!
MePHViRuS - The problem lies between the keyboard and the chair !!
goldfish - fuck you nigger.
infinonomous - Microsoft Works = Oxy Moron
SeRiaLMoM - you apparently have me confused with someone who gives a sh*t
whensilencecries - There is no such thing as a dumb question, just dumb people
whensilencecries - A penis is like a dead snake come to life
North_boun - A good Beer makes its own Best Friends!
Mo0sEbOy - WTF are u looking at? my asshole? u wanna lick my asshole? 'cmon, let's experiment. i wanna blow u, beautiful. please let me blow u. please oh please let me!
[AlphA]Numerik_ - ya mum dresses in mysterious ways...
procedural - Why the fuck do they call television a medium? Why isn't it rare, or well-done?
procedural - <big><big><big><big><b>FUCK YEAH
procedural - lol; HTML is disabled... go suck a nut
ice_black - <quote>
ice_black - The world best serials 2000 update website at http://www.geocities.com/serialk2update/ or http://www.serials2k.cjb.net <<hey what are you LOOKING at :-)
`NightWolf - http://www.machvee.com
`NightWolf - http://www.dalnet-crackscom
IvI3rc3nary - The only fight you can truly loose is the fight for individuality.
||--K-9--|| - wombat.tx.us.dal.net - kinda stupid name for a server ehh? :]
CrackeR1021 - j0sh ass raped my dog
MoOsEb0y - <Traceh> I just dont like havin conversations in chatrooms.
[MAD]Surgeon - [MAD] 4ever!!
E|\|T|TY - I think,therefore I am, therefore I don't have to do it?
above1 - I need a crack for a windows CE program..please help me /msg above1 thanx...:)
picat - pict
zigzags - fuck this lets dance
zigzags - fuck this lets go to dairy queen
Kleedrac - Why is it a pair of panties but only one Bra???
MADDSNIPER - If you kill one person , your a murderor , if you kill many , your a conqueror , if you kill millions , your god.
[AlphA]Numerik_ - ya mums a slut and fuck u
ShadowStriker - Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
`NightWolf - Growl!
FreakyZ - Mean people suck, nice people swallow.
FreakyZ - Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina!
[A]pUzIlLa - OnE SmAlL StEp On YoUr MaMa OnE GiAnT LeAp On Ur FaCe!
D-ENFORCER - A blackman's chance of surviving long in america is slim to none but a lot of fun cause we got big dicks and big guns. ;-)
dickkead - The following sentence is false. The proceeding sentence is true.
DaLeaLaN - Stop calling me Warren, My name isn't fucking Warren!
Prototype - I had a cow, she gave an egg last nite, when i was off to fry the egg it hatched in to a chiken, now the chiken a good source of milk for the family!
Prototype - Im the gowd of FUCK and all you have too small buttholes!
dark_creation - I had sex with Martina Mcbride
dark_creation - I am a horny creation
dark_creation - Whats the point of this msg board thing any way
dark_creation - I'm only adding this one so I can get the website again
OdanTheAncientOne - We're not lost.... we just don't know where we are!
toetag1 - People in glass houses should change their underwear in the dark
LoMpChAnG - Coyote Tequila is bloody strong stuff...
LoMpChAnG - Consider the Daffodil...while your doing that, I'll be over here going through your stuff...
LoMpChAnG - 'We will fight them on the beaches!' - Winston Churchill, 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!' - The Mayor of Hiroshima
LoMpChAnG - No Coffee, no workee
LoMpChAnG - Why are there insterstate highways in Hawaii?
LoMpChAnG - Why is there braile on the drive-thru ATM?
ShadowStrikar - [Couch_Steak]: that muthafucka best muthafuckin give me my muthafucking money, for I muthafucking bust his muthafucking ass
Critic2001 - Critic2001 changes topic to '(#cracks) Triggers:(!Rules & !S2K & @locator & @jesus) Info:(Please do not message the op's unless asked too! Read rules, and use @jesus before asking) (#cracks )'
krYoGeNik - Build a million bridges but suck one cock and you will be known as a cock sucker not a bridge builder
Volum|zer - If wishes were fishes, I'd buy a pole.
oioioiio - BUTTFAG
pSyKoRaVeN - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
kona - thanx to everybody in #evilwarez the best little warez house
`NightWolf - Your all laughing at me bacause I'm different... I'm laughing at you for being all the same!
Coop-Away - super_cows_with_ray_guns » I saw mommy *bleeping* Santa Claus!
The-Grinch - ickey> little miss u can spank my arse anytime...
krYoGeNik - I'm a drunkard. I whip monkeys.
krYoGeNik - It is bad luck to be superstitious
Psycho_Chicken - As soon as your born you start dyin so you might as well have a good time
RedBaronN - whats the deal with homework?
eviljimbo - I'd kill EVERYONE in this room right now, for a hit of Crack...
vedran_away - mail
[day] - i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.......
wras-away - May Shareware Live Forever :-)
Neo_-_ - The Matrix Has you!
XxPsychoxX - Chieneese Proverb says man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
Danster - Lifes a bitch, and then you die.
[Dakota] - We're all victims of a perfect world
WeedCloud - i have smoked myself retarded
[Stan - "Baseball is all wrong.... man with 4 balls cannot walk!"
infect0r - FrontPage 2000
MoOsEb0y - [18:35] <PhrostByte> i'm gay
Bout_it - Muwhahahahaha Does anyone know who typed this?
Stumpatai - "Kinda Hurted!"
Mystik - aight boyz, someone pass da doj; Dun make me get up now...
AnthonyTran - "I Thanks The man up above for making u mine."
AnthonyTran - "I Would Give You More Than Forever, I Will Love You Long After The End Of Time, More Than The Rest Of My Life, If That Is What I Could Do, I'd Be Loving You More Than Forever."
arkkra - 10
arkkra - 10
dr_casper - if if a= to success, then a=x+y+x . x beign work, y benig play, and z beign keeping your mouth shut.
AnthonyTran - Dream what you want to dream, go where ever you want to go, be what you want to be, coz you have only one life and one change to do all the things you want in life.
eviljimbo - Did I mention I Love Lorrie^ ?
Sharon24 - <quote> to add your own retarded quote - !web for webpage with all the quotes
DeaD---- - ...
DeaD---- - Whatcha
DeaD---- - damn mo-fucka I be shot way up past da 700, You mother fucking crazy keepin this shiz up...NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY WEED?
Vitae - Death is so final for only the living, the spirit will always remain.
Kevork` - fucked
pr0ph3t - Have you ever wondered if your mom ever gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight?
wisie - Do you want a medal? or a chest to pin it on?
DeathStr1ke - " To live and die in the same frame of mind would be incomplete stupidness" Nicholas c. W.
ShadowStriker - [Nemo]: Cheep, Lying, No good, Rotten, For Flushing, Low Life, Snake Licking, Dirt eating, In-bred, Overstuffed, Ignorant, Blood Sucking *KICK*, Dog Kissing, Brainless, Dickless, Hopeless, Fat Ass, Bug Eyed, Stiff Legged, Spotty Lipped, Worm Headed, Sack of Monkey SHIT he IS!
Palmatron - Sleep Exist Where The Mind Forgets
Cooperman_ - I'm an eskimo baby, show me your blubber, I really need an icicle lover. how do you stand the awful cold? I gonna find me a woman 'fore I get too old
kona - if at first you dont succsed you suck...
LunH - would you like fries with that?
krYoGeNik - then add ur quotes
Calandryll - Ok, so.. I was walkin down the street, and.. WAIT! You callin me a psycho? Hey, YOU! Don't whiz on the elctric fence.. Go away!! No mom, I'm not on drugs, all I wanted was a pepsi... AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!! JUST A PEPSI!!
iced_nipple - uhh thats cool
Derfel - There are better things to serve than quotes. Like sex. Or maybe drugs and/or rock and roll...
altzer0 - If ignorance is Bliss why is everyone so down...
Cal_Formatting_AGAIN - So? I like ducks.. You have a problem with that?
B1tchK1lla - I used to hate a lot of people until I killed them, now I feel a lot better. :)
[Dakota] - Things you don't say when doin sex: How comes that we both have dicks?
Cal_Formatting_AGAIN - Format G: /F:NTFS /Q
IcedGuardian - Why do people have stupid scripts? Not to point any fingers or anything
neawn - pussy is free unlike my dick
fuknutz - fat ugly people are ugly and fat
thefederalrock - It would suck to have a sack but no balls - it would kinda just flop there.
Ambidextrious - If keep you keep doing what you've allways done, then you'll allways get what you've allways gotten.
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Cosmicfool - Tune in, tune in, turn out, turn out, drop, drop. out out.
HackerSp0rtZ - u suck.
sikander17 - oay.. what hai ?
|Tag| - Whoever has the laugh laugh, laughs not at all
frisch - if jesus loves me, why does my printer jam?
`Nolimit - It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
gghjhgjhgjg - <quote> to add your own
malkavs - when falling into madness...DIVE!
prolix - Cheese
mentalsuicide - Suck My Dick !!
Jai` - Fear Is In The Eye Of The BeHolder Don't Let It Be You
{WoLvErInE} - Surrendering to Reality is a Tranquil Suicide
Devalis - "Black Holes are where God Divided by zero
tycoon85 - ShadowStr is a retard
oeri - <pre>oeri ownz
Bout_it - What did the deaf chinese man hear?
y - øeri ownz 'y' ;]
c-prompt - Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Whips and Chains EXCITE me!
MoOsEb0y_ - [10:34p] <c-prompt> i thought you said dog lib balm
PartyGuy - This Thing Is Lame!!
Overphlow - I'm hung high like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye, but if I'd crash into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine...
TOP-GUN - <`axion> Ever tasted shit before? I hate. It sucks.
Delayed1 - Whats the number for 911?
Delayed2 - Anyone got 2 $10 for a $5?
CyberLinx - Never HackySack Barefoot with a Sea Urchin
Apocalypse-bot - Topic is: SANTA brought me a BLIVIT!!!! (thats 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag!)
Dui - MOSTE' TABERNAC!!!!
Sykosis - this quote thing is pure fucking retarded
oasis` - where's my dick ?
oasis` - Dont laugh at funny people's faces, the might laugh back at you.
oasis` - Damn the french, cant they do anything right ? even porno they give free.
Super-Fire - I would if I could, But I don't, Then I won't.
ShadowStriker - do ya love your guns? yeah. god? yeah. the government? fuck yeah. I can't get that outta my head...
MrInternet - Never dream what you see, just see what you dream and copy into reality!
MrNight - I gave fallen down before; but I am not on the ground now. If I fall down again I will still get up.
|--acid--| - <Plinky> paint my dick on a red stick
|--acid--| - www.b0ngcentral.com
Havoc_Savior - don't play with yourself in an intersexion, it could lead to many hardships.
RioTeer - If you think your close to the end, Your just starting- My Own
Bout_it - 1,8 Bout_it is the best! Muwhahahaha
ShadowStriker - <Z0d|aC^K|lleR> geezus, I gotta race like a piss horse! brvb
Majiin - Sex is like a box of chocolates, the best ones have the cherries..
Bout_it - 1
punkraway - wouldnt it be dumb if someone pooped in silly shapes like little elephants and giraffes
Dyrty - This has got to be the lamest script i have ever seen
SSJ4_Andr - Mario Golf while raining "It's a sunny day!"
sphinkter - Don't scratch it... It will only make it worse!
Cal_Watching_Repeats - <Bobbo69> Note:(I will give full ftp access to people who want to upload! MSG ME) <-- Talk about lame
bigred187 - Beauty is beyond the image and deeper than the soul. <{}AGAPE FOR ALL!{}>
chrisb150 - There was a cow with a walnut stuck up its ass and it was tying to get it out but the radioactive grass he ate that day interfered with the genetic make up of the walnut and formed super grass-walnut man and the the cow ate super grass-walnut man
|{ingpin - fuck you
^^greenranger^^ - no no no, i dont want a hampster!
ShadowStriker - Let TV Be Free!!!
DarkKlown - i play with dolls
RReaper - I've seen some sick shit before , But this takes the cake
pagan4lif - It is no measure of wellness to be adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
Lise123 - <>
BridgeportMan - Society hate you.
Trell - What's better then winning the gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded.
Soul_Connecktah15 - how much is the internet
V-54 - There's no god, and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
HepititusB - one who had to much to drink,didnt have enough puff
claimJUMPer - <Claim It!>
claimJUMPer - Sex IS coming up for air.
Huskie - Dream Your Reality
The_Bandit - For the computer Illiterate : THe Ehthernet is not something you use to catch the etherbunny
_CsT_ - Cal_Formatting_AGAIN
bobdude1 - Lame ducks are shot first!
RazorX - <ShadowStriker> Im a retard, without a dick
RazorX - <ShadowStriker> My mum bite my dick off, now its gone forever!
{WoLvErInE} - I am the Internet King
BarK[0]de - Your shit is like chocolate cake and your ass smells like a rose
PSXFan513 - Doom is cool!
Overphlow - I'm kinda like the planet pluto hung way up high, hard to see w/ the naked eye, but if I'd crash into Uranus, I'd stick it where the sun don't shine..
`Kr0n|c - <ChanServ> Well Im a fucker too ya know
MoOsEb0y - <`axion> I hate vqf | <`axion> its pointless and a waste of keystrokes
ShadowStriker - Despite All My Rage, I'm Still Just A Rat In A Cage
BabyJade - He's OOdles!! OOdles!! The Talkin POOdle!
eviljimbo - [23:53] <ShadowStriker> [Retarded Quotes] nick[spankthru] quote[!quote ShadowStriker sucks penis :)] total quotes[832] [to add your own quote: /ctcp ShadowStriker ADD <quote>] [webpage: !web] HAHAHA
The-Mole - Whats red and Orange and looks great on a hippie? FIRE!
eviljimbo - Did you think i was stupid, Ramsey?? Dont EVER put your fork in my plate!! I dont like that shit....
Cal_Can`t_Speak_Mandarin - Is it ok if a bunny eats a cheese omelette? I mean, shouldn't it be eatings carrots or lettuce instead? Sometimes these things truly bother me.
JonnyMac - <Meh>
Coolkill - this thing sucks
Coolkill - M00h!
TheThinker - JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL
BIG-MAUDE - <IM GONNA SPANK NO LIMITS BARE ASS WHEN I FIND HIM!!>
BIG-MAUDE - < NOBODY HIDES FROM BIG MAUDE!!!!!>
|--acid--| - hey
lorrie^ - < there are things known and there are things unknown and in between are the doors>
lorrie^ - <I think of myself as a intellegent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
dj_sixtooz - roses are red. violets are blue. sugar is sweet. and so are you ;)
neon-lyte - When I talk dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to me its $2.99/minute.
Phill - <Corey-O> I plan to keep healthy and retain a full armament of living brain cells
H[a]Ze - no ones a virgin every1's been fuct by life
hacorg - To drink or not to drink........what a stupid fucking question
eviljimbo[afk] - LOOK AT ME!!!! IM 4INSANE!!!!
eviljimbo[afk] - You have been ignored for 30 seconds for flood protection.
ShadowStriker - <eviljimbo> im a quotin fool
Calandryll - <eviljimbo> im a quotin fool
Meinthecorner - <ShadowStrikar sucks>
VeX13 - lifes a bitch then u die
PlayazLife - What we do in life echoes an eternity
BabyJade^drunk - i'm druanik as fuyck
Galactass - <this is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you!>
lorrie^ - <This quote is NOT retarded....*I LOVE YOU JIMMY FOREVER*>
Jazzin` - I'm looking for the girl with the rubber
SMURF2K - im not a vegitarian because i love animals, im a vegitarian because i hate plants -SMURF2K
bill826 - "two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I- I took the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference" Robert Frost
^VIRUS^ - ShadowStriker is geting akick from #cracks for using thies in the channel
FuSi0N_ - Why don't you open that soupcooler and make with the yucks
Z0d|aC^K|lleR - Flippity Shit!
Cal`s_Alt_Nick - Whenever I go to the supermarket late at night, there's always this ominous looking, running old stationwagon in the empty parking lot, with an old man in the drivers seat.
Hes - Hey dont read this im sleeping
Calandryll - Tanis has VERY sharp paw-klawz, I know this for a fact.
ShadowStrikar - I had something intelligent to say about drugs but I forgot. damnit. it was something about knowledge and freedom and spirualish stuff...
Calandryll - Shut up ShadowStriker, you fool.
ShadowStriker - <Calandryll> I downed a bottle of high content codeine cough syrup once when I was real sick, and smoked alot of weed, and I was watching Conan Obrien, and Alec Baldwin was a guest, and I saw him turn into a potato. I felt real sad that he used to be Jack Ryan, and now he was forced to dress up like a potato to make a living.
eviljimbo - quote <ShadowStriker> are we going to kill the insane warez people? we should <ShadowStriker> cause we're evil <ShadowStriker> and there's only enough room for evil.... <ShadowStriker> caus ewe're so fuckin evil <ShadowStriker> I bet I;m so fuckin evil, <ShadowStriker> if I killed one of thos einsane warez motherfuckers,<ShadowStriker> if I killed one of thos einsane warez motherfuckers, <ShadowStriker> I would rape their dead bodies til my b
Apocalypse-bot - [14:04] <+GhOsTFaCe-> i like big butts
ShadowStriker - The reason 'normal' people don't understand us and think we are crazy is because we use logic to explain the world, and their world is a crazy fucking circus where logic was discarded a long time ago
||| - A woman has ONLY 2 mistakes... Every thing she says and does
breakbeat - you talkin to me? are you..talkin..to..me? you must be talkin to me, i'm the only one here.
ShadowStriker - <FuSi0N_> hell, might as well join the bandwagon and say that clinton raped me, my kid needs a new pair of shoes
bloodfreak - when im down and when im blue...ppl tell me to put my chin up, so i do...and i think to myself .." hey, i bet i can fit a shotgun under here "
PuffinTheCheeba - <PuffinTheCheeba> life is like a gravel road...never straight and always stoned
ShadowStriker - bloodfreak changes topic to 'i like babies...with their heads off and i like puppies......when theyre roadkill'
Immortal|Suicide - Drowning in tears almost every night
bloodfreak - you got maggots in yer bum
Immortal|Suicide - Bodies burning corpses wrotting the foul stench of evil minds plotting I sence a conspiracy roaming about the blood on my hands temps me to flip out
bloodfreak - the only reason men talk to you..is they wanna get laid you stupid fuckin cunts
bloodfreak - youre pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach
battlemoogl - Inconceivable!
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Apocalypse-bot - [20:13] <+ShadowStriker> if I cut the download mebbe I vsn gert it all and not waste time
Cal_Movie - howcome cats don't get zits?
Cakewalk - are you an audiophile, in a hurry, or just anal?
Calandryll - <FreakZilla> critisize(v): The act of using a small furry animal in order to estimate an object's dimensions.
mos_ - <video killed the radio star>
Jonny2k - your channel sucks shit
Jagannathe - If there's one thing I learned from this whole ideal is that I am a friggin' genius - Vegeta
Jagannathe - "I will destroy you.." - Heero to Relina EP1
|Ibanez| - im lost but im not blind
Sartan - Well, i hate quoutes. I call them quickfucks.
layzie_dave - <lifes a bitch, go to hell>
HaloMan - <Telim_Tor> so for some strange reason i made cujo overheating <Telim_Tor> and Ck's gangbang <HaloMan> erm <Telim_Tor> it ain't graphics hehe <HaloMan> Have you seen somebody about this? <Telim_Tor> no <Telim_Tor> it isnt anything nasy <HaloMan> You need, got knows.
Telim_Tor - CK gets his jollies from giant nude hot dogs
Shane-O-Mac - Porn and Games are my Life
HaloMan - If oranges are orange, are plum's plum?
Godspeed9mm - Once you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you.. (Godspeed)
Spine-Shank - I eat balls, as do all the people I respect and admire. And you'll never know how glad I am about it.
SuperGear - I am a gay mother fucker. I want everyone to fuck me in the ass... HARD! *muah*
Vagab0nd - <Sex is like pizza, even when its bad its good>
Soda_Popinski - When I die you can eat my brain it will give you power!
Spine-Shank - In the beginning there was nothing. Then God said "Let there be light!" And... There was still nothing, but at least you could see it!
Fridge98 - You Like Men
Bloody_Omen - dick
[LighT|HawK] - Eat muh
J00r-D4D-e - I like to fuck guys in the ass
DarkBacon - "if you can't find it here,.. you probably don't need it..
DarkBacon - "Grrr! Impossible! Why do I have do die?!" - Zalbard
Agent_Ashley_Riot - <quote> "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" - Zero Wing
Spit - If its a severed head I will be very agry
HaloMan - How do we know that Oranges are Orange?
WildWon - Wouldn't it be cool if people would stop creating pointless script additions? =)
WizBomber - I wonder......
xie - If and Exorcist is performing and Exorcism, is that considered Exercising?
PimPKiDD - there are no stupid questions just stupid people!!
pagan-n-sindee - <if i were the devil would you still love me and if you did wouldnt you go to hell for loving the devil>
supabull - I came i saw i conquested
Cenob|te - Bumper Sticker: My other ride is your mom
SD-Tetsuo - Sleep is the cousin of death. Its actually the one eyed, bucktoothed cousin of death. This way you dont get it confused with that other cousin.
Cenob|te - Spam?
BlarG - Life is short...but if you're tall enuf, it can give ya head while you're standin up.
HaloMan - I really should get out more if I consider my scanner as a good friend
Quakester2000 - Hey Hey Hey Its crazy taxi
Quakester2000 - Hmm beats me
JimJom - dildos make funny pets
dEADfReD - my favorite seafood is chicken
Borededness - I'm a hot blond girl looking for some action..call me...call me now
Jackson18 -
WrX-STi - Hello Borededness..i have a confession to make...ive loved you since i first laied my eyes on you in year 7 and cant forget the first time i caressed your soft.....pencil case...i love you~ and i always will...love Victor
WrX-STi - Sarah, i hope you read this in time, im leaving for....my bed in a few minutes, please tell me of your answer, i will be waiting....call me...call me now...
THeMeR - I love you ALL!!!
DuoMaxwell - you really should take this shit out of #roms, its pretty gay
CyberFoxx - If all the world is a stage, why do we still have to buy tickets?
Viceroid - Aren't You forgetting something? (Dracula Pinball)
Guest30192 - Muthafuckin fuckin shit bitch!
Guest30192 - my cock is hard as stone
[LighT|HawK] - 8=======D---
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[LighT|HawK] - <quote> duh, i r retard hehe !LIST
[SMAN] - On the topic of WAREZ, i'm all into the try before you buy idea, i'm just a bit slow on the buying part!
[SMAN] - If a woman is wearing a wife-beater, does that mike it a husband-beater?
Foxx - The good die young. EVIL is forever!
Foxx - <quote> The good die young. EVIL is forever!
GROM - A world without Grom....AHHH..crazy thought
Justinizme - Lick my nuts with salt please? Hey faggot, dicks are for chicks, I am in the KKK, I hate everyone that's not white male!!!!!
`dead-meat - <Onovia> got everything I wanted from HIM 0,1|1,0|0,1| <@`dead-meat> gotten a little head also ?
`dead-meat - (on #warez_TDA) <someone>what does TDA stand for ? 0,1|1,0|0,1| <omeoneelse>TDA: Three Dicks Applausing? ....nope TDA == The Demons Abyss //(warez)
Pantsman - blah blah blah Im stuffy, lets go eat a scone
Sartan{Away} - quotes are so fuckin gay. I wonder why this dickhead does them
Gripnizzy - ALL YUOR BASE BELONG TO US
c-prompt - <ShadowStriker> and phrostbyte rocks!
AtlasBSD - You've been dying since the day you were born.
TyR3nT - <MercuryC> I love to put ruts in small boys asses
GeminiRai - One who say wise things, eat many fortune cookie.
Danny^18 - I didn't invent cool, i am just keeping it warm
Darkilla - This is your ass before drugs (*), this is your ass after drugs (0), DON'T GET CAUGHT!
Nemix - Why are you here don´t you have anything better to do!
HoZeR - Love is like a catapiller, you dont relize its beauty until it is too late and flys away a butterfly
rdpprd - Shadowstriker is GAY!
Urugugu - I love to fart fire
ZERO_SK8er - cditd
EgEr - EgEr! i told you to stay away from the peanut butter!
EgEr - oh wow! there are many quotes on this board. WHOA theres mine #36 from back in the days!
BalletBoy - Life Sux, Heaven Sux...that means hell is good
Hits_from_the_Bong - hahahahahaha was hear
coderz- - yeah yeah, ehe he h, em todas as partes há um brasileiro ownando:D
_FzArEkTaH_ - <So Fza, that have u been up 2 lately? (fza)- Findin new girls to put babies into>
Derfel - One who quotes doesn't know anything but recycled knowlegde.
Sartan - I want to bring your qoute count to 1000.
Sartan - Sartan muses "I think I should clean my monitor."
Sartan - Since I'm qoute number 992, lets have 7 more!?
Cal_AFK - Shit man, how many more of these do I have to add to be the Manly Quote #1000??
Sartan - Hey man your Karma ran over my Dogma!
`o_0 - self-improvement is masturbation
Sartan - Im itchy
The_Reaper - Am I #1000 yet?? If not, then I hate every one of you that are reading this... Savages..
The_Reaper - WHOOHOOO!! I am quote #1000, Bow down before me, wait.. better yet..ik ben de almachtige calandryll, en jullie zullen allen voor mij buigen!!!
Psychogamer - w00t!!!!!!!!
Sploshy - suck muh penis
BabyJade - what the flying fuck, one day I was walking down the street and this stupid ass hoe trys to run my fiance and my baby girl down. I turned to her and yelled, YA FUCKING BITCH! she looked at me and I yelled, YEAH YOU STUPID MORON!
BabyJade - <The_Unknown-> >My Fserve trigger is (!darkasylum) Users (0/3) Sends (1/2) (OMG Shit I have a Fserve? Im Serving? OMG some one slap me!!!!!) [DarkAsylum]
Red|Devil - why drink and drive? smoke dope and fly home:)-~
Nanoblaze - I like cute guys
^cid^ - When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout - Lazarus Long
DewDude - Shadowstriker is a HUGE fag, he showed me his wang this morning and demanded I touch it. heheh j/k.
wolfywashere - fuck the world
_Brazilian_ - If i am not a man nor a woman, who am i?
Jared` - [11:28] <CosmoZoo> I'm not afraid to become a dead man. the matter is not to become a dead woman.
PoGo - Im sick of all these stupid brits.
codenoid - I love my PITBULL!
stompDSL - i just offended my friend by saying she was jerkin' her man off....she has no arms.
Crash-16 - Life's a bitch.........so are you
kickster - that !web shit doesnt work assmonkey@
Eamo - Beware of the darl side for that is the side that is Dark
Eamo - Do I look like i sell cheese?
Traca-Nai - im God's Hacky Sack, And God Just Pulled A Phat Jester.
Coolkill - #cracks is cool
vertibrae - Every Solution Breeds New Problems. Scott Miller <Sheffield ONT>
Gr1mm-R34p3r-s|33p1n6 - How many men does it take to open a beer can? None, your woman should open it for you.
^w|ckedme^ - Kids on the back seat cause accidents...accidents on the back seat cause kids :)
ddvil0 - <i seek knowledge from the crib till the grave>
ddvil0 - <i like fast cars but i love faster chicks>
BrianEnos - It is amazing how quick we are to condem pigs as doctors, give them a chance!
sikc - <quote>] [webpage: !web]
purcey01 - i am a poo
TMDC - Shadowstriker is a flaming homosexual
dracable - How come EVERYTHING tastes good when you're stoned?
dracable - Repeat after me... Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner...
auggiesoft - I'm making a statement, and statements require duct tape!
seroster - if you look like your passport phot you really need a holiday
januz - i love my moma
kciR - i'll give you a dollar if you dont tell anyone we just fucked.
MrsCamaroLuvr - What in the hell are we fricking doing here Are we fricking crazy.??.......Oh it is Bush in the white house now it going to get nuts
[A]pUzIlla - hey my mom told me not to talk to strangers BUT she didn't say i couldn't suck strangers
TMDC - I'm gay and want your fatty in my butt hole!
Quakester2000 - I saw if you want a great console get a sega dreamcast!!
Phalanx_Burn - I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input and here is my out. Whenever I seg-fault hear me shout, start me over and debug me out.
[Hayami] - JUST FOR THAT!!!
[Hayami] - DIXON NUTS!! It's like a party in your mouth... And everyone's 'comin'!
miStaSpliff - Alan?????????
miStaSpliff - I have sex with yeast infected midgets!!!!!!
nameless2 - free is the way to be
AngelOfDarkness - Quit (Quit: the way of life ...some one needs the phone.... hehe)
aszmyd06 - May you all burn in hell
Majiin - I am the walrus..
ShadowStriker - <Majiin> #ROMs loves me this I know, for Road tells me so/<Majiin> I am #ROMs prodigal son/<Majiin> I must return ^_^
DuMbAsz - I Like puzzles
||--K-9--|| - -=[ www.Vault76.com ]=-
demon_root - When the going gets tough, the lazy sit down
Blade1914 - All your base are belong to us! You have no chance to survive make your time!
RTZ - "I don't use the MIRC - I just use what the internet already has on it" - Bulldog
DeaD-FirE - I love to kill, I love to pop a pill, I love to shoot my dear, whatever you want...I am here
Crash-16 - http://crash-16.terrashare.com
RTZ - <Protocol67> if you have a 128 bit mp3 and a 128 bit wma you will not notice a differance in quality <Protocol67> its all the same <Protocol67> just differant types of encodeing
Mister_J - You take to suck like a fish takes to water.
Calandryll - At least if I was a snail, perhaps some supermodel-quality French chick might eat me...
LaLaDooDoo - To leech is nothing... To serve is something... To serve and leech is everything
[X]ero - fuck danch0 and los3r network
Themo - The Orange juice surrounds us!
cujo123 - Sploshy Sucks Dick
Themo - The dress doesn't make a woman. A woman makes you dress...wait...Ich_bin_ein_Auslander Veni Vidi Vici
chanser69 - your quotes are cool
PaPaRoaCher - Quotes of the DOG - "I'm to the point where im ready to kill myself and he's gotta play that shit and make fun of me over it. Thats real fuckin cute."
ShadowStriker - <Guitar_Messiah> I'll trade you 16 grams of uncut coke for 1 uncut horse cock
MoOseb0y - [18:34] <Jock_Slayer> FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORSE COCK! I GOT LLAMA COCK!!!
eviljimbo - I wish FreakZilla would hump the crap outta somebody!!
ShiFtFaCeD - ARE THERE ANY GIRLS HERE?
D[A]rkilla - If god was a dog, would we be all piss on firehydrants?
whozawhatzit - All your bases are belong to us!
|lexx| - [21:29] <Sartan> EmuBot is Asshole # (982) that I have kicked
HellCraft - RRREEEEEAAGGGHHHEEEE
Spit - poo
powerbar - I shot an arrow into the sky, and waited, but I guess it got stuck!
eviljimbo - Yeah right, Great. If your so good, explain the shitstains on your face!
C4mPeR - I like Round Tops , Pussy Pop , Nigger Make It Stop
HellCraft - Fuckin' Women! GET IN DA' KITCHEN AND COOK ME MY DAMN SUPPER!!
Doped_Out - Your Gay.
going|APE - so they were bound to be the best they could be for what they were ... or sumpin'
|\|0K|A - Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!
||TNBT|| - just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you. - kurdt cobain
Asgath - What did you say?
SargeantSavanarola - Don't tease the octopus Kids! - Ultros
Queens_of_the_Stone_Age - The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret: Whatever you do, don't tell anyone!
Travolta - @locate Disco_duck.mp3
Tommy_D - <There is Intelligent Life out there ... It is Ignoring us>
ShadowStriker - a gram of weed: 15$...a gram of shrooms: 10$...getting busted by the cops...PRICELESS, there are some things in life money cant buy...for everything else theres mastercard
santaarerulz - <+ShadowStriker> I'm gay and I have a homo script!!
XarhT - this sentence is false
ShadowStriker - I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you! The Universe is not so badly designed. - Picard to Q
[]SiD[] - i'm a beast.I drink milk and i smoke week lol
Darkilla - My teacher gave me a B + -, what the hell is that?
rEvErEnd_7 - hmmm, i wonder what this does
[]SiD[] - Life sucks because everyone is always talking about changing the world BUT never thinks of changing themselves!LOL
rydia123 - I talked to the english boy down by the river and now I have my finger stuck up me bum...
gNetcrawler - i knew a guy who called hissself ozzyhead128 once i think he was a little on the gay side but i could wrong ..... or not heheh
HellCraft - Life's a bitch, Learn to fuck it
Mirai_Senshi - ditto
Snorph - The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
[]SiD[] - Damnmit my head is cold...anyone care to rub it for me?
hwo - "whats this quote thing do exactly?"
flipstylee - jimi hendrix, what a nigger, jesus christ and grandma too -marilyn manson-
Sevritolozar - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Neo2003 - quote
wolf55 - ShadowStriker is a gay faggot
I_am_Cal_Now_Go_Away - after my studies, I believe that, in essence, yimbo is actually a grabastic piece of amphibian shit. But, feel free to challenge my assumption.
H3AVYARMS - Just because your paranoid doesn't mean there not really after you
c-prompt - [22:14] <RTZ> I have premature spacebar-ulation
c-prompt - [22:34] <gNetcrawler> you can pick your friends.. you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose!
oGcmiliti - <shave your ass>
Privacy_advocate - If you want cool books come to #bookies
Pilabyte - *Slap*Slap* BITCH, WHO'S YO DADDY?!?!?!?
Species-8472 - I remember back when I was 15, Joe's parents had taken me with them to DisneyWorl in Florida.. Joe and I were speaking to some idiot service guy on a videophone-thing, and we kept trying to talk him into showing Tron in the Omniplex theatre they had at the time.
R3DHAT - I keep getting Nuked, all i know is that its coming from 127.0.0.1
mokjones - Looking for MS 2K Test!
Darkilla - Microsoft just came out with a new keyboard -> 3 keys only -> CTRL, ALT, DEL
gNetcrawler - God damn stupid ass fucking away system who told me to get this fucking thing ..oh yeah it was Ozzyhead128 nevermind
gNetcrawler - if goat nuts can't vibrate across the floor then u need new speakers
laqua - <hi all, :)>
laqua - <Props to SiD for helping in time of need,:), ty SiD>
ShadowStriker - <Calissto> when do u know if u are over someone? [] <War_And_Romance> when you can think about them and not cry a tears or breathe a heavy Sigh
Privacy_Advocate - the only way to avoid getting in a drunk driving accident is to get soooo fucked up that you cant find your car.
marty_x_ - this is retarded
z123 - Listening to Godsmack makes you wanna put your head through a windsheild and fuck the girl next to you up the ass
ReGeNeR8 - All your Base Are Belong To Us!!
Chu-Chu-Rocket - "You kissed a girl! That's so gay!" - Jimpo
ShadowStriker - (Quit: This Time Im gonna let it all COme Out THis time Im gonna Stand Up and SHout Im a Doin Things My way, Its My way, Its My way Or Da HiGhwAY!!!!!!)
set - u're gay ShadowStriker
ShadowStriker - <set> i'm an IRCOP | <set> not a WINAMP PROGRAMMER to tell them to stop using mp3?
ShadowStriker - childhood and drugs. sorta the same. but drugs are more of a contrast. when you're a child you can't tell how happy you are.
ShadowStriker - Practice safe sex, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
flipstylee - bitch please!
Abominati - "That green-blooded son of a bitch. This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost." <- Dr. McCoy, Startrek iii
HoRNSbY - god damn those idiots.. YOUR NOT A PROGRAMMER.. WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!.
Sevritolozar - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Surtur - Hoho
NeCrOsCoPe - any idea why theres brail on drive up ATM machines???
ShadowStriker - party hardy, rock'n'roll, drink a 40, smoke a bowl, do some acid, do some speed, but don't forget to smoke your weed. cause stoners live and stoners die, but even in hell we'll all get high!
[]SiD[] - In the gym,it's me against the weights.And for my own pride,there can only be one winner.
[]SiD[] - You can't get the glory unless you're willing to put in the time. - Ronnie Coleman
DaNeSux - <Ampex> a perfect circle is like mozart with guitars
NGTV|3 - God bless america, we sure do have a lot of tards here
letmeseethatass - Thomas is a faggot
hobbes58 - Kill the white man, we need the eggs!
Solareon - "Why the fuck you want more RAM you piece of crap? Windows: I was payed to eat RAM so that's what I do hhahahha all your RAM are belong to us!!!"
DaLexis - Nothing succeeds like a budgie with a blunt beak
DaLexis - When you're up to your ass in aligators, you tend to forget why you went into the swamp...
zimp - donkeys will rule the world..
NeCrOsCoPe - i would love to continue this battle of wits with you but its clear you are unarmed :O)
Alacorn - Life's like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!!!!
ShadowStriker - "Love is many things, for therein lies the true strenght, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well." I love everything. Don't fuck with me or I'll sic my love on you.
SliceLoose - All for one and one for themself
Dogen_ - "It isn't pollution that's harming our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." US President George W. Bush
LedZepFan - Live everday like its your last because eventually, you'll be right
CrankJunky - I farted.
assy - uhhhhhh
Queen^Qable - <Books are a common way to knowledge... but brains is whats required to put the knkowledge to use!>
gNetcrawler - haven't i already put some retarded qutoes on this freaking thing
MrsCamaroLuvr - Life is such a beach then you marry one LIKE ME!!!!! lol.....;)
spikey_haired_punkee - "Its not illegeal unless you get caught" slayer
psy_playing - I have a boner
Kefka00 - <Humble1> Now there's even a "dial-a-prayer" for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
Kefka00 - <holier-than-thou> my mom used to put vaseline up my nose
Kefka00 - <Guest18446> U know what u can all got to hell. I am christ himself. Fuck you all.
Kefka00 - <Comforter_> remember satan was in charge of music before he was booted :o)
Kefka00 - <LaFrancaiseNoXian> Why would anyone go see a secular film that doesn't celebrate the Lord?
Kefka00 - <dmesg> who are we to think that we can be proud of anything we do. our righteousness is but filthy rags. We can do nothiig apart from the lord.
ShadowStriker - i had a though once thank god it only happend once
CaptainSOB - <quote> you should put a limit on this thing because people can just ad crap, see.
SiD-AFK - hope is there when u cherish it...say good fuck when u lose it.how do u find it back anyway?
gNet-Away - well spank me and call me charlie Trizub{a} is out drinking already now thats dedication to something that most people don't have
gNet-Away - i had a thought once but lucky for me i fell down and it ozzed out of my ear
gNet-Away - do ya sometimes wonder if in a alternate reality if Ross Perot is the prez of the USA "man thats a scary thought"
gNet-Away - Confusious say if you forget to wipe and taking a poo then your a stinking dumbass
gNet-Away - uh uhhuhu a Beavis is thing like on or what i can't hear myself say what i type
gNet-Away - if a movies sucks don't you wish you had the power to make the bad guy kill the hero when he catches him instead of tying him up with dental floss so that he can get away to save the day and instead of making us set through the rest o
gNet-Away - damn it i will be number 1200 if i have to make my fucking head explode
gNet-Away - would anybody like to see naked pics of their moms..... well so would i can ya send them to me
gNet-Away - do you really have to shave your head if you become a Hari Krisna or how every they spell that fuckng shit?
gNet-Away - Elavator"good to the last drop" you had to be there
gNet-Away - Cartoons asre funny when you've had little to no sleep
Lathiat - 0
Boomstick - The blood of Christ is AIDS infected
ShadowStriker - <muzik-> i got high the first time in my life when you were 5 months and 18 days old. :)
SiD- - Dun you love mp3s....eh?M-P-Threeeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!
Drayco - All your base are belong to us
Lathiat - I like pussy .............................. (cats)
B0nJ - smoking kills, and if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life
FuSi0N_ - I don't like sarcasm....it confuses me.
lost_soul - if a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a spider with a wooden leg to kick its way out of a galvanized bucket?
beener - Doing research on the internet, is like using an underfunded library tha is vandalised daily.
NGTV|3 - <NGTV|3> Packing peanuts... the bio degradable kind, of course
cracker_ass_cracker - You are so beyond fucked, you can't even catch a bus back to fucked!
vcvc - Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe
neon-lyte - What do you get when you find a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand? More sand! Ahahahah... ok that was lame.
timm - [R6]Bignutz
timm - Deeznutz
timm - very large nutz
TheWho2k - Don't eat pink chicken!
HoRNSbY - mp3's are kick ass uh ShadowStriker?
ShadowStriker - <ShRooMy^SoLo> MIRC gives me the munchies!!
ShadowStriker - Stoners live and stoners die and in the end we all get high. When I die bury me deep, plant some weed by my feet, put some papers in my hand and I'll roll my way to the promised land!
Suicidaltaco - Suck My Balls
MattFuCal - look at all those crystals!!
BabyJade - <neon-lyte> im filling out a dating application on my friends website
MaNiKaL_JeStER - <I don't suffer from iNsAniTy... I enjoy every second of it...>
HellCraft - shit smells - plug your nose
ShadowStriker - When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.
Nednerb2000 - Emu-Land | Your 1st Abandon-Emulation Source
ShadowStriker - <lorrie^away> i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel happy, and pretty, and GAY!
Essaamm - Soo THATS where you put it!
ShadowStriker - You Cannot Deny the Experiences of Others
drunken_master - <GeorgeWBush> Strategery!
Derfel - Clutter.
exiter - <d|st0rt> wi1dflower- i heard that you know exactly wot to do with monkey balls after there in ur mouth | <wi1dflower> well I dunno about monkey balls lol
Natus - Fuck you and your family.
BabyJade - <randyg2> oh look! I found a clue! why is there a wet spot on the front of my pants?
OneHungLo - Miss on you pister! You're not so mucking fuch! Go in your own jackyard and back off!
OneHungLo - If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
NeoSpawn - You're so drunk that I can't drive!
ShadowStriker - What better image for the DNA-based biosphere than Ronin, the cosmic anaconda of the Shipibo-Conibo?
stylee311 - Fuck You!!!
terrance - shut your fucking face unclefucker!
phillip - shut your fucking face unclefucker!
Giles_Habibula - i believe in this and its been tested by research: he who fucks nuns will later join the church
ShadowStriker - when they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? with your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?
atherean - <ShadowStrikar> [Retarded Quotes]
Seph-X - I got a lot to say! I got a lot to say! I can't remember now.... I can't remember now... "Ramones"
Cal_Sleep - He changed lanes and a fat man in a black Porsche honked at him for cutting in. Ventura had a sudden urge to put a round into the fat man's windshield. Honk at someone else, dickhead.
z123 - Godsmack - Awake makes you wanna fuck the girl next to you up the ass and then slam your head through a windsheild
R{A}Z{O}R - Its illegal to drink and drive. Then drink, then drive. Then its illegal to get intoxicated while driving. So....
Dilly_696 - The future isn't what it used to be.
Leader - PENIS ())/////////D~~~
OneZip - People who think they're really cool usually cause the most heat ...
OneZip - Non-consentual bondage with electro-torture is what happens when your strapped down to an ambulance bed and your heart stops!
NGTV|3 - Stieve can acount for me yawning at weird times, he'll tell ya I yawn during sex!!
asianmom - got asians?
AbDo999 - Respect is everything
ch3mical - *uNF*
HooDoo_Guru - Magnum Cum Louder
darkaway - The wheels of time spin on my head, so I can't bow down to anyone
nrok - Solo se que existo
eviljimbo - you have no chance to survive, make your time
MrKambite - balls
Incarnation - *** jon-sama has joined #dbzleech <MajinUltraTrunks> heeeeeeeere's johnny!! ...d'oh!!
Incarnation - CONNECTION RESET BY PEER!!!? WHO THE FUCK IS PEER!!?
Incarnation - Wise Grasshopper say, "Suck yo dick".
Muertosan - Tomten är en svettig bäver!
MrsCamaroLuvr - What in the hell is this chit HUH!!!!
phirephlame - life sux
ZyC_ - Candian Girlz Kick Ass!
Neo2003 - <217. How many pairs of ribs does a human body have ? Answer: 12>
Ricko - Workin for the weekend
ShadowStriker - The secret of life is to get used to gettin bitch at. (I thought of that one myself)
demon_cleaner - Sometimes, i feel like i wanna die. No wait. Not Me, You.
stylee311 - im fucking _Brazilian_'s mom right now.. her pussy is so hot...
muzik - We live in a technology-dependent world where 90% of it's inhabitants are not technically inclined.
demon_cleaner - #evilwarez: where the party never ends (oh and someone owes me $60.00 for the last beer run!)
eviljimbo - Don't Die
Gilga-lad^ - FTW
ShadowStrikar - You spoony bard!
VeNoM__ - Is It Better To Rule In Hell Than To Serve In Heaven?
DigitalUtah - All things being equal, fat people use more soap...
Spo0f`TV - SHUT UP
Spo0f`TV - stylee311 sucks, his father sucks, his mother sucks, his everything SUCKS
VeNoM_ - Many of life's failures are the people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
VeNoM_ - You can never stay mad at people who make you laugh
flipstylee - i'd like to sell you an edible poodle!
ShadowStriker - "Do you wish for the depravity of knowledge, or to reside in the utopia of ignorance?" -Solar, Mazoku God of wisdom
CONAN - Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women
Muertosan - Santa is a hamster and Rudolph is his toyboy!!!
}fn0rd^l0rd{ - I am what you say I am, only if you say I am God.
cpuga - childhood and drugs. sorta the same. but drugs are more of a contrast. when you're a child you can't tell how happy you are.
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RandMan - youre an idiot
NGTV|3 - mis novias novia, es misma, tu.. mis novias novia, es me novia, tambien =]
eviljimbo - BIG REWARD!!!! i need naked pictures of people for a school paper im doing please take a picture of yourself naked and /msg me or upload em to my ftp!!!! BIG REWARD!!!!
Z0d|aC^K|lleR - *Z0d|aC^K|lleR* Blugeons lorrie^ a while with a beeg long Mama Longreezeeohs ah-Spicy ah style Itiliano 3 Foot Salami Log
phooey - Sure, it's not as good to be a Jack of All Trades rather than a King of few, but then again, who's ever had fun King-ing off?
stylee311 - Shit, emuroms is moderated right now
muzik - It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on...if you've been pissed IN, then you've REALLY been screwed. :)
hacktic - I smoke more weed, than a forest fire.
Ringo2k - <Don't Eat Purple Cheese>
highlow101 - i think life sucks, but ops suck more...yea
imnot - ain't getting none
bobturkee - If pro is rhe opposite of con, then is congress the opposite of progress?
[_Buddha_] - it's always funny until someone gets hurt then it's hilarious
^SaVaTAge^ - Your not drunk if you can still lay on the groud without holding on
MoOsEb0y - <Pontius_Pil[A]te> and "I HAVE EATEN OUT MY MOTHERS ASS"
f0am - <quote> moparguy"my cars running shitty" computer guy "oh well then just reboot it"... hehehe
Icehole - Faster than a speeding ticket
Icehole - how come this Pad Thai tastes like a barn?
ProjectBOB - i take out my dick...ok? and i shove it right in her face and im standing there....im like what the hell is this - grandma with a birthday present.....suck it ya dumb bitch
SmokingLive420 - <if u cant eat it or fuck it piss on it>
DementedMoose - I am so HOT hell would be so cool!
BabyJade - <BabyJade> I can't, I'm on my rag
_FzArEkTaH_ - Q: Yo _FzArEkTaH_ what you been up 2? A: Just findin bitches to put babies in
The_Unknown- - <@BabyJade> "hey this was really fun, we hope you liked it too! Seems like we've just begun, when suddenly we're through..oohh, Goodbye, goodbye good friends goodbye, cuz now it's time to go..."
gNetcrawler - bacounin has quit IRC (Quit: Don't cry babe, I'll be back. Satan needs me!)
PoloGuy - Here today, Gone Tommorow...
BabyJade - why can't we see all the quotes on yer webpage???
kickster - is it normal to think about killing men after i masturbate?
LadyVox - WHASSSSSAP
Sk8b0Rder - Children in the backseat can cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat can cause children!
flipstylee - i am the bullgod!
GenasideII - Windows actually works!
walt` - Hell hath no fury, like a woman's scorn for Sega
nirve - thoughts are chemical impulses, yet are not thought to be physical, then again, isn't everything physical in some odd perspective?
`NightWolf - All of your are lauging at me for being different, when I'm laughing at you for being all the same!
danp` - A constipated purple brick having intervascular submarine sex.
Z2000 - ODOYLE RULES!
Schmengy - "Why kill yourself when you can eat cheese?"
alroker - "I wonder, am I a genius?" *sniff sniff* "My hand smells kinda like poop."
|B|L|A|C|K|-|F|L|A|G| - <shit fuck bitch>
kobraking - "Thy Shall Not Lie
[[redbox]] - your mind is like a pipe, fill it up with DRUGS
_bigfriend_ - Sabe como redigir uma lei na Africa ? resposta: De um pão ao presidente !!!
Gone_away - Im horny
`NightWolf - Don't piss in the wind
hacktic4ever - I don't dicriminate, I hate everyone!
joeflow - if i is before e except after c and you spell weird w e i r d than isnt it weird how you spell weird
Kari_p00h - When Life hands you a lemon stuff it in your BRA!
katakathy - winzip
radracerx - I am the ruler of the world! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
el_ploppi - <"HuH HuH Beavis, Your stupid."-Butt-head>
Scary_Monster - I Luv YOu I Lub You AH!!!
[digital]eK - Money can't buy happiness but it sure can kill depression.
^Mich{a}elangelo - stop using these crappy things
H00LIGAN - You must be one of those new aged super smart fat kids!
methx - Lifes a bitch and then you marry one
Spin33 - women are like cats you have to...
SevY - no
Studphish - Calgon, take me away!
Razor2001 - guns don´t kill people people kill people
cronic69 - Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile ahead of them, and you have their shoes.
Patawan - If the Egyptens had Duck Tape, the Sphinx would still have its nose.
[Digital]ToastedNicely - <You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because your all the same!>
Tender - Man who shit in pants, has foul stench of failure
kerochan - 8===D~x.o
DarrenMcLeod[ii] - <Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids>
Lothar_Zigaretten - /quit making fun of the gba!
Lothar_Zigaretten - /run format C: /y /u
Lothar_Zigaretten - /run deltree C:\progra~1
nirve - what do you call a black smurf? a smigger ROFL
eviljimbo - NARF!
eviljimbo - all your pubs are belong to FWA
_pennywise_ - we all float down here
eviljimbo - Now lete's you just drop them pants.....
Richard_Hell - i belong to the blank generation, and i can take it or leave it each time
hitokiribattousai - "death watch over us with a smile so all we can do is smile back"
millencolin - mr clean tell me is that really you? i wonder what youve done to become so big and dumb? last time we met you beat me up but that was no suprise tho i miss the days when you were nice
lorrie^work - I LOVE JIMMY
The_Salaminizer - This is your ass: and im in it! my man sexy will fuck you up in a minute, with an axe, sword, mace, pipe; you're limbless! and then ill fuck your ass till its RIMLESS!
The_Salaminizer - A drunk, a pervert, a druggie, and a sodomizer.... But you can call me the
god - The Strength of Religion is the Repression of Knowledge
- One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
PaC - Minds... like parachutes, function best when open.
Wzgizmo - Too often ,We lose sight of lifes simple pleasure's.Remember when someone annoy's you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT,it only takes four to extend your arm and bitch slap that Mother@#!?&$#@
evilwarez - "Always do sober, what you said you'd do drunk....that will teach you to keep your big mouth shut"
spased_goast - what is it with gay pride? is it like there's some kinda skill involved?
spasedgoast - <muzik-> goddamn it ozz don't you think that i'd be smart enough to do a damn google search d00d?
spasedgoast - <solo-> fuck god(s)
Omnihate - FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 610-306-1119
[Jack]-[Daniels] - My tips for avoiding Terrorist attacks: 1) Never work in a building that exceeds a height of over 5 stories, 2) Don't piss off anyone with a towel on his/her head, 3) If you goto an Arab restaurant, Tip big, maybe 20 dollars and your car, 4) Stay away from large fully fueled planes, 5) If you see a plane coming towards you, Do not duck and cover like a fucking idiot, Run like the wind
ChrisMyAss - <ChrisMyass> Dammit is G-d's last name | <ChrisMyass> and his sons middle name is Fuckin
BordomSUC - I consider we are both atheist. Just when you understand why you disbelive in all other gods you will undertstand why i disbelive in yours
Paopaofen - like, totally!
Chupes-Serv - i wish i could fuck my girlfriend if she'd let me
BabyJade - Cheer up chippermonkey
eightball69 - Hey man is it 4:20 yet? And no this isnt a rearded quote :)
[THE-FiXX] - I am no ones bitch, you
ArtificialSmiles - "i was at the hopsital laughing at cripples, then I heard your kid just died, suddenly, that was funnier than the cripples, so I tracked you down and made fun of you, your kid died, and you cried, and I thought it was funny"
Keeju - Master, don't easy SCSI things, not healthy, give bad gas.
[dE]BlackZombie - When I close my eyes fat men come up to me with purple dots tough me and say BWANG!
Anal-Waro - talking to you
gNetcrawler-aWay - 'Hello...Welcome to the Police 9-1-1 Hotline..." If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2. If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call.
gNetcrawler-aWay - Beware of my ass pennies their everywhere!!!
gNetcrawler-aWay - Blow jobs are cheaper than pants Example Bj $20 Pants $35
gNetcrawler-aWay - BONG ING J From J and Silent Bob Strike Back
gNetcrawler - there is no such thing as a bad blow job ...... unless the bitch bites you dick off
gNetcrawler - i hate it when you go down on a chick and come up with a mouth fulla pubic hair
gNetcrawler - i'm am king of the morons..... Bow before and bang your heads on the floor
gNetcrawler - I'm quote 1400 i'm am the hooker shit
scarletacid - war for peace is like screwing for virginity
Nothing_Face - <Nothing_Face> i'm a little pothead plain stoned out give me some water for my cottonmouth
DeathQuest[OWNZ] - !List a day, keeps the banbots away
ArtificialSmiles - <ckmontana> we eat dog in my family <ckmontana> it's really good if u know how to cook them
ArtificialSmiles - <DewDude> I thought pro was ment for shit that was good <DewDude> not shit that sounded like i had my head up a pussy <DewDude> "hey..her clit's playing Man of Constant Sorrow!"
DayzAtFri - <sometimes in may at 12:34 u might fernt to the left in the wind but does that mean next time u will fernt the exact same way>
thejallopy - I AM JESUS CHRIST
EgEr - my penis tastes like coffee
eviljimbo - "king for a day, fool for a lifetime"
DMC - now how devastating can an MC be? my name is darryl, but you can call me D
spasedghost - Sunday - The Day Atheists Can Rob The Houses Of Christians While They Are At Church Praying For A Better Life
lorrie^ - <ASS.......BABY.....its all about the ASS!!>
lorrie^ - <NOW SPANK IT......SPANK IT HARD..MOMMA LIKE!>
SkorcherX - could someone zip up all the warez and email it to me?
tamara - confucious say girl who ride bicycle peddle ass all the time
DewDude - First I want you to tounge my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and finger my asshole with the other, but don't put your finger in. Then I wanna pinky you and stick it in your friends brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fucking spanks in a Dixie cup. After that I wanna smell your titties for a while, then you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fucking fli
DewDude - spasedghost is one sexy man-bitch
l0rdnik0n - <I first knew I was God when I was praying and realized I was talking to myself>
SinR - I Am A Lamer
Ozzy_98 - @find Haha!
Grom - interesting..............................but u still suck
number2pencil - I like to eat vegetarians
fgteeeet - Why go to heaven when you can go to hell and do what ever the hell you want?
spasedghost - Excited Catholics Already Lining Up For Pope's Funeral
Atomosos - I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R US kid. There's a million toys at Toys R US, that I can play with. From bikes, to trains, to video games, the biggest toy store there is! I don't want to grow up, cause if I did... Couldn't be a Toys R US Kid!
SteeleFoxx - <I like cheese. I like it allot.>
^narf^ - cheese is good!
eviljimbo[afk] - I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF
RoshiRulz - Don't throw dirt, you might loose ground.
terminatah - blast the speakers bitch
Jimbobjilllio - My ip is 208.7.169.213 hack my baby :p
Folo - eh... you know.. the quotes.. how do i do to add one?
MusicISlove[serv] - poop
NGTV|3-not-here-dont-msg-me - Heard on the subway today "Shiiiiiit, it's like we speakin brail or sum shit to all dem white folk"
spasedghost - <chrixin> my friend just ate birth control pills for cats.. and thought it was rophynol
spasedghost - <boohiss> its a good thing there's gravity otherwise when birds died they'd just stay right up there...
Deathwinter - <Deathwinter> I would like a Biomechanical Obedient Orgasm.
emostar - [Retarded Quotes] nick[Jared`] quote[moo.] total quotes[1439] [to add your own quote: /ctcp spasedghost ADD <quote>]
spasedghost - <pedigree> i got a free water today
pedigree - <quote> <quote>
super_dux - Life is like a box of condoms.
Triblade - I got a lot of files here!
NeoMorph - I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers
Guest70273 - <Mike Eats The Dick>
Malakalam - I dont know whats worse, that fact that u thought I said that, or the fact that I realized what you thought I said..
davewaits - help, there's a horse in my mentally stable.
slavejeff - Roses Are Red, Sometimes Thorny.. When i think about you I get really ... corny.
slavejeff - Leave me Alone.
Little_Chief - IM GAY!
Little_Chief - fuck you toooooo!
Little_Chief - umm cmon
Little_Chief - dicks are for chicks
Little_Chief - I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
Gragh32 - I refuse to be an unwilling participant in the organ harvest of my own body.
spasedghost - <frater> if i did, id wait on a ledge till a good crowd gathered, jump, then blow my brains out at like two stories from the ground to get the grey matter in all the ppls hair
shiiiiiit - shiiiiiiiiiit
Digita|Gravity - Sup Kid!
sab^-Sleeping - My life is like a box of chocolates............. Full of assorted nuts!
SkillFarmer - Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet...
Underground^angel - Never play leap frog with a Unicorn. It hurts!
Vy0lett - <I am Satans child, he calls me Goddess>
Vy0lett - <If you love someone, you would die for them>
eviljimbo - Show me a good man, and I'll show you the door.... The last Hymn is sung, and the Devil cries "MORE!"
EndlessWaltz69 - <Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe I'm correct.>
timkeennn - you r gay
mugged - sometimes brain cells get in the way of thinking properly
[CODE]Bravo - I've got an idea so great my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
homiefrog - Well i would, but my toungue cant reach my balls =(
FornicatorOfCHeese - <-- the stalker that walks awkward, stick figure, with a dick bigger than mark walbergh's
spasedghost - Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.
IGGY_POP - I had sex with yo motha last night!
IGGY_POP - i had sex with your dad's vagina!
test1234 - <SmackMaster>
sir_bryan - the only thing that is better than sex with a woman is sex with 10 women
kickinwarez - Get Over It!!!!
Jlo48032 - By unfolding a truth we must accept that our life that we lead is a lie, and to forget all the things
Krashburn - fight fire with nuclear weapons
Krashburn - Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
xbocs - <xbocs> my hand is the size of my dads and i couldnt get a good grip on it
spasedgoast - <Ozzy_98> spasedgoast: I just sent you the amish virus. Since they don't know programming, it works on the honor system. You have to deleate all your files now
Soda_Popinski - You think you're hot shit but you are really just cold diarhea
|_DaUnTLeSS_| - I just wanna be friends...WTF is that all about
Just_Another_Guy - I DIDNT SMOKE ANY WEED!
andykunbaby - <Holy Crap! Its a tomato!>
Neosophist - [03:46] <spasedgoast> i wish i could go to hell and sit on someone big...big..big hell cock!
Neosophist - Old Chinese Proverbs #1: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Neosophist - Old Chinese Proverbs #2: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
Just_This_Other_Guy - hippies eat grass and i eat hippies
Dire69 - Fuck the world cuz the world fux u! -Dire
Just_This_Other_Guy - my cats breath smells like cat food
Aitrus1 - I would eat a rock for you.
insleep - Women are like parking spots, all the good ones arre taken and the rest are handicapped.
TwIsTeDmIkE - I broke the bed with Mel, and I'm damn proud of it too.
TwIsTeDmIkE - I like animals and other men.
FrogBlender - Usually when someone says something totally fucked, it's an fserve trigger.
vcvc - love many trust few, always paddle your own canoe!
GrandTheftNintendo - <GrandTheftNintendo> IRC is the free porn mecca
BlazerIon - Support IDSA!
bobiskahn - There once was a man from nantucket...he died!
spasedghost - <Clselby> how can you smoke toothpaste?
poopgrl - nigger los vegas
]^Jaymz_R - fuck and forget but don't forget to fuck!
MoeJoe - -- 2 words -- "Chico Spice" --
HeXonXonX - words of wisdom, dir/s at work makes you look busy.
raz0r[a] - red chicken w/ no meat in it
kabuk-joe - <Death is the relief from life, not a sentence to hell>
spasedghost - Dave had no shoes, and we could not find any for him, so i gave him one Birkenstock, and he told me, 'Hey man, ones better than none,' and seeming satisfied he sat on the couch.
Z0d|aC^K|lleR - Z0d|aC^K|lleR slaps the top of his head wildly and taunts the two of them with extremely realistic fart noises
jtotoro - Is it time to go to bed yet ???
TenPlus1 - how come we have to put the toilet seat down for chicks, and they never put it back up for us!
|{ata_|{lysm - Can't rape the willing
BlazerIon - Push to Start
shizer - why does soy milk look like milk, but taste like shit?
number2pencil - a moose once bit my sister...
the_kangol_kid - heres the part thats missing: always said im cool, called himself an expert, coming home every night with lipstick on his shirt, she took it like a champ and let him do it, until one day he really blew it, rappin 2 girls one day by the dozen, and one of those girls was his girlfriends cousin, he was so blind cause he was on a roll, came home drunk one night singing james brown soul, GET UP! banging on the door he said
Mimavision - score
spasedghost - <Tripgnosis> My God's dick is bigger then your God's dick
Cal_Hiding_from_YOU - A duck, the Pope, George Bush, a Blonde, and a Pollock all walk into a bar together.. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kinda joke?"
spasedgoast - <xflayme> i've always wanted to walk in a hospital room when a woman is giving birth, and when they yell "push" im gonna scream "pull!"
[SuCraM] - I like dumplings.
CHubbZ - <quote>] [full quotes listing !quotes]
spasedghost - <silver1> #list - <silver1> @list - <jb-> c'mon silver, you can do it!! - <jb-> just one number to the left
emukhan - i like to suck my own dick
BlazerIon - What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Take off the pin and throw it back!
LuC|d - no, mommy....drugs are bad
autobix - love is blind, but marriage can cure you
autobix - don`t steal, State hates competition
soundgarten - close your eyes and bow your head, i need a little sympathy, for fear is strong, and love is for everyone who isnt me..
spasedgoast - to anonymous snipers: please help by always picking off the weak and slow ones first. Better people for a better world. thank you.
spasedgoast - we deserve to be fed shit everyday and have the shit beat out of us so we can eat it
BlazerIon - Remove banner ads! Subscribe to 1wrestling.com Premium!
spasedgoast - PhoenixInquisitorNet> i can out-do boo, just give me a few
l0rdnik0n - Why are you looking here for a joke? The joke is in your hand!
SinR - Spasedghost is a fucking fag and i think he needs to get spanked
SinR - HUSH
SinR - please SHUT UP with the quotes!!!
SinR - please SHUT UP with the quotes cause 90% of them SUCK ASS!!
maht - It's not fuckin' time for zombies!
maht - Somethin's wrong, guys!!!
maht - It hurt so much, my mom had to rape my face
DrJazz - Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still a retard
toxxxx - Its what I wanted....
Submaryn - something ?
Submaryn - Someone knows 3dsmax4 ?
Porom - PENIS MONSTAAAAAAR
BlazerIon - JIIIIHADDDD!!! *BOOM!*
BlazerIon - Welcome to Windows! I'm Sorry, but your Windows XP CD is in another Castle!
HEYCOCOJUMBOAYA - Hie i am a pickle
DfKnight - i want your fuckin soul !
spasedghost - Stars And Pills And Needles Dance Before Our Eyes...It's Never 4:20 In Junkiedom, U.S.A.
spasedgoast - Makes about as much sense getting locked in the bathroom and peeing your pants
asHKAYU - ninja xxx
WaR`AraFaT - Nothing Like a Little Lipstick Around My Dipstick In The Morning
Guest51934 - Gollum
spasedgoast - I see the truth when I'm all stupid eyed
BlazerIon - Bret Hart: A man who believes in training wheels where the two-wheeler is king
spasedgoast - Children Die in Hot Car While Mom at Hair Salon
DJFresh - Buffy93089 likes to lick da monkey balls
sef0 - In Dayz was old.. and times were bold...rubber werent invented..tie tha sock around the cock and babies were prevented!
peggaman - i am a poo
Kold_Fusion - your mom was almost as good as your sister
ZeroEvidence - <hehehe>
KnightShadow69 - if you want something dont right, just forget it
crowfire1 - victims arent we all -eric draven
r000ckthe - wonna get hiiigh !??!?!!??!?!??!
karpo_007 - terve
[THE-FiXX] - Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience.
Ryanck - I like Round Tops
Impure - fuck the police
lordofmp3z - <The only way to succeed is to have full control over mind and body>
spasedgoast - <What_I_Got> I remember there used to be cross bow boobie traps in the woods behind my house where my neighbor grew his weed... he showed us kids so we wouldn't get shot...
BlazerIon - cd\billgates'childpr0n\
Robotron - I figure on beating the shit out of your family until their heads fly from their bodies. Then, I'll welcome your screams of pain next.
Iron^Chef^Wigger - omg
krisi5 - [17:32] <Iron^Chef^Wigger> I DECLARE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
[_-BinLaden-_] - Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the Back seat cause kids. AnyQuestions?
]^Jaymz_Rule - fuck and forget but don't forget to fuck
Masta_Baiter - THE SQUIRRELS ARE AFTER MY NUTS!!!!!
XilBartliX - It amazes me that we drive on parkways and we park on driveways and that stores at are open for 24/7 have locks on them
tonsofpcs - The next statement is false. The previous statement is true.
BlazerIon - The only way to be smart is to know that you're smart at all
Snooopx - <Guest2362> I have been on irc for many years but now there is this new hacker out there called nickserv and everytime I connect he changes my nick. Can anyone help?
spasedghost - * conie throws a bucket of shit on God_Virus... [+devildawg] oh my god.[spasedghost] thats stupid [spasedghost] you cant get a whole bucket of shit [spasedghost] because the first shit will be dried out by the time you sahit in it a second time
[N]eon[G]enesis[E]vangelion - What do you call a black chinese man? A Chigger!
Tolkien- - I was fine.......untill the carpet chased me
Wolfserv_2000 - <beer good>
arseFACE - <arse?>
AmishElectricCompany - 1600 quote
spasedgoast - <InnocentKiller> Would you like to come to church with me next sunday, vdeogmer? There are no ROMS, but there is the good book. It will fill your heart with love, not extra lives and cheat codes.
spasedgoast - <Ozzy_98> Tweeder, your our ass-monkey + <Ozzy_98> anytime we want some ass, we toss you a bannana
Thater - I'm a gay homofag
UFOz2 - Sup?
In_ThE_DaRk - ive got balls that wont bounce tits that wont milk and an ass that wont eat hay
Coolslick - Don't underestimate the power of the brain. I'm smarter than you, and more intelligent
AmandaK - this is the best channel ever!!
Klarth`D`Morrison - Live by the button, Die by the button
^snk^ - hello there!
spasedgoast - my teacher told me its alright to try marijuana
spasedgoast - "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords." "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords." "Urge to destroy world rising..."
trucky - i only know that i don't know nothing
Vamp|Man| - this server is retarded
Super_Pr0n - <+Z-Neo> I'm the designated catbox cleaner, lol
Rodrin - Oh Shit! My ass is on fire!
rappin - <quote> 2
b52-bombe - I pity da foo who mess with me. -Mr. T
Anferny - If I masterbate to women that look like men, does that make me a trisexual?
Tyler_24m - What better image for the DNA-based biosphere than Ronin, the cosmic anaconda of the Shipibo-Conibo?
spasedgoast - "meaning is constructed, not discovered" <-- Do you think this is true? Why or why not? Of course it is false: the reason is in my answer.
^ss_snk_359 - lol
^ss_snk_359 - i got the best retarded quote
BlueDeth - Détruisez-moi maintenant.
BlueDeth - <Détruisez-moi maintenant.>
{Gambit} - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BALLS IT, MAAAAHHHH BALLLLZ ITTTCCHH!!! ANYBODY SCRATCH MAH BALLZ!
shadows - <edgarpoe> how is asleep formed? ... <EuMario> A hole in A, a hole in e, a hole in e, and a hole in p.
_Imperium - <SuperSoccer>
Aracnea - <smile, tomorrow will be worst>
Da`BoMb - Da`BoMb rules
ASk - * capecodcrush is now known as cknon <cknon> Hey NO MORE making fun of ck
Djemi - Likes are likes, says a old woman eating a spoon full of snot...
GreenGras - Cheese is a very nice food!
peridex - i wish i had a dollar for all of the fuckers that ever asked me to hack hotmail and are on my ignore list. I would buy a plane and fly around to everyone i know on irc and do drugs and kill everyone i hated on irc, especially hypocrisy.
[opiate] - <Tealeaves> [Retarded Quotes] nick[Incarnation] quote[CONNECTION RESET BY PEER!!!? WHO THE FUCK IS PEER!!?] total quotes[1633] [to add your own quote: /ctcp Tealeaves ADD <quote>]
mpk - <richardcunningham> windows 95 was more secure than linux and that win 95 was the most secure system out there
SinR - <spasedghost> I like gay sex with my morning coffee
Sir_Serve - If The Good Die Young I Am Gonna Fucking Die Early
[opiate] - Necrophilia means never having to say...well...anything...
[opiate] - Bill Gates dosn't exist, hes just something parents made up to scare little children...like the boogy man, or Michael Jackson
Wolfpit_64 - Computer: $1000, Lube: $5, Masturbating To A 70's Porn Star And Then Finding Out It Was Your Mother: Priceless, Most Things Money CAN Buy, But For Everything Else, There's DALnet
|Batman| - Mean people suck
|Batman| - The only way to survive in this world is to take out everyone you know
|Batman| - A monkey with cheese is worth more than a parrot with AIDS
[opiate] - i pick my buggers cause they tell me too.
darthmic - ho-humm
mrfreeze2 - THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE EITHER COME IN A BOTTLE OR A PLASTIC BAGGIE
Sir_Bryan - what are you looking at i am only a man with a 12 inch penis
maudip - What YOU fear kills YOU...
DriVer- - Emulation World Rules!
FitofRage - Teaberry likes taking it in the ass.
[opiate] - What do you say to your woman if she has 2 black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!!
[opiate] - Mean people suck, nice people swallow!
[opiate] - Bill Gates dosn't exist, hes just something parents made up to scare little children...like the boogy man, or Michael Jackson
stinkfeet - i'll kill you and take all of your powers.
[opiate] - I got the X if your into taking drugs. I'm into sex I ain't into making love, so come give me a hugg if your into getting drugg....
[opiate] - ooompa looompa ooompity ooo, i've got a little story for you......bah screw it
[opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET PLAYSTATION ROMS?
[opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET AN XBOX EMULATOR? ;-P~
[opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET AN XBOX EMULATOR? ;-P~
[opiate] - My new PC even came with this neat retractable cup holder for my coffee, i jus dont know what that blinking light and volume knob is on it for....
[opiate] - One time at band camp......well you know the rest!
[opiate] - Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
[opiate] - If its cool to piss yer pants then consider me Miles Davis!
[opiate] - My favorite color is clear, and i love the smell of water.
[opiate] - For a good time call: (502) 574-7111
[opiate] - Please prank call my phone company toll free: 1-800-477-4459
[opiate] - <thediablo> Where can I download OS Ten? I want to install it instead of Windows on my IBM Pentium 4.
[opiate] - *** thediablo was kicked by EverlasT| (NO BOLD msg's and NO). [3:54pm] <Sensidub> ahahaha. *** Sensidub was kicked by EverlasT| (oh yeah forgot about you ( requested by chichon) (banned))
HumanSE - Color black is good over White (Said by ME)
Snorkie - Why is there a fucking Pokemon on my N64?
Zaknafein - If only I had a pencil, I would write it all down
[opiate] - I'm hollering at these hoes that got boyfriends, who gives a fuck who they was. I'm always takin someone elses girl like Cool J does. They prolly don't be packin anyways do they cuz, we walked up stomped they asses and blew they buzz.
[opiate] - Mic's get sand blasted. Stab u in ur abdomen with a hand crafted pocket knife and spill ur ant-acid. Sprayed your motherfucking crib up when i ran past it. Fucking felon headed to hell in a hand basket.
[opiate] - I'm a pale faced killer...well. On his way to fuckin prison...pistol whippin tale. Yo Eric, remember when I passed you in the lobby that day, that shit was obvious u prolly was gay.
[opiate] - Where can i get xbox roms?? ;-0
sscout - <AlienSRV> this is what I get for tryin to do this sober!
[opiate] - <NuTS4Q> also a footnote for u <NuTS4Q> fuck you
[opiate] - of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most
MacFalic - Sheep shaggers have wooly fun with ewe.
arma2 - <quote>]
DarkClowd - When Nature Calls Tell Them To Leave Ask Them If They Wanna Leave God Damn Message
melvin - Winners dont lose frogs.
Guest4507523 - Your An ASSHOLE!!!
Ogray - what's faster than a French tank? A French tank in reverse....
Bothofus - In the dark every man look pretty
TwoFangU - Nullifier isa fagott
divinesic - "I want your fucking soul!"
Evil0ne - Rastaman
[opiate] - for someone who molests/marries his adopted CHILD, i guess Woody Allen is still kinda funny.
[opiate] - The only way to be smart is to shut up and listen.....
volc - Yay my first quote
LaFarge - R.I.P Robert... Born with nothing, died as nothing
sscout - [03:52:06] <NuKhem> where can i leech digimon sapphire!
[opiate] - The hamster in your ass called and asked me to tell you to send him up a wheel and some woodchips.
[opiate] - Why did the chicken walk funny when he crossed the road.......because he just came out of a meeting with the man-chicken love association.
[opiate] - Why does a dog always lick his balls? Have you ever tasted dog balls.....they taste great!!
Ruined - i remember this one time i was asleep then i woke up *nods*
Badgirls - A planet doesn't destroy by itself. Some VERY intelligent beings must have inhabited it.
Nervie - You can't make strawberry jam outta pig chit!
BAAAAAAAA - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[opiate] - [5:55am] <_BastardG> I HUMP SHEEP
downgrade - I can't complain, otherwise I would
NeoGhost - jack who, take what, from who? not me! slip and think u can sleep after f**kin with N.G.
Damien_x - Chicks dig linux users......oh you mean they dont? they dont even know what linux is? damnit i thought i was cool
kitthulhu - TRS-DOS Rocks!!!
SinR - <spasedgoast> does anyone here know how to smoke weed? <spasedgoast> I forgot.
vdeogmer - Arguing over the internet is like playing in the special Olympics, whether you win or not your still a retard.
Cubin - !List
trixtium - armpit cheese
[opiate] - ahhhh, corn dogs and hot sauce, the staple of white trash all over america.
[opiate] - war is not a video game you watch on cnn, it is our own people that rich politions send to other countries to die.
[opiate] - if i had a nickle for every failed send i would buy microsoft, and still have enough money to eat at Mc Donalds.
beastlord - ahhhhhhhh!
Chotin - If you see this quote, then you are truly blind.
Chotin - Don't tell anyone this is my address: 4009 Bloor Street
DoomII - When old men says these kids today say one thing to them, Teenage pussy !
Scape```` - A wise person once told me that your best teachers are your enemies
Oderus21 - The best pick up line in new-york is : hey nice sneakers , wanna fuck?
patrice06 - shit really flys when it hits the fan
T800 - b
Endelexia - 60's "make love, not war" 00's "make war fuck hostages!"
Stoffel - [16:59] <steve> anyone got a retail version of Barbie advanced games ?
Kitchener - To quote Socrates: "Life is alot like playing a game of football with Adolf Hitler's severed head."
Klorax - I ain't no racist, nigga
C_Namik_S - I Like puzzles
boohiss - wooooo wooooooo
Epicenter - Let's cut his *entire body off.*
Arthur_F - <Snes>
Grinnz - Chemical warfare can't stand....adhesive. [reference to duct tape]
Jinx - [181812] <spasedgoast> I wanna fuck SuperGear til he bleeds
Klorax - Give blood and lose blood.
Klorax - Do cumshots taste like chicken too?
JrEye - 'Eat my Raviolis, he can eat my ass.'
Bobbeth - Friends don't let friends drive naked.
[opiate] - i am the walrus
ducksoup - tampons are proof god loves us and wants us to eat blood!
Hairhoffe - Fat girls like dick in their ass but since it smells so bad back there noone will get near it unless their ghetto as hell
NitrogenX - 10000000
warakiya - I seem to have lost my pants...
punxy1138 - Well, she didnt look like a cop!
Frankar - eat me
Klorax - Democracy is tyranny over the weak.
[opiate] - one thing about cops............THEY SUCK.
[opiate] - Mary had a little lamb, she tied him to the heater, and every time that lamb turned around, he burnt his little peter.
Klorax - If you build it they will come; if you stroke it, it will cum.
Noob - 15,1N 0,1o 15,1T 0,1o 15,1W 0,1ar7!!!
Klorax - I swear I will never put another stupid quote.
Geo-Serve - bitches
JimJom - <my belly button smells of diarhea yum>
TwiggYGoD - <N00B> do you guys serve roms here? <TwiggYGoD> No. No we dont, we just use the name to fool people, we're actually a pre-teen porn distributor. DUH!
ZaPbUzZ - check out the world leaders bullying Saddam!
Gilgamesh - The food is on the table
Gilgamesh - I see nerd people
gime` - canadians are known for being dumb .. and then being in denial about being dumb
Omegainf - BEING GAY R0X
Brazilian_Uncut - DAMN, MY DICK IS FAT!
phlegm - if it were not for chocolate, borwn candy would just be shitty
SuperMajinBuu - What_I_Got: Hi man sup? Ozzy_98: STFU and fuck me
Klorax - :setouq xarolK
Klorax - Peter Norton is watching you!
JrEye - ASSes the windows! ... No that assESS the windows you put the on asses on the wrong salaval
Klorax - First rule of #roms is you do not ejaculate more than 1 oz a day.
nights[goingtogod] - <SuperGear> if you kill yourself you goto Sartan
JrEye - I want my warm nuts!
Klorax - When can there be world peace?
nightsintodreams2k2 - supergear: if u kill yourself you go to sartan
Teaberry - "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." --Robert Wilensky, University of California
ZaPbUzZ - and to think bush has weapons of mass destruction :P
Klorax - Congratulations! You've reached quote number 1773!
Klorax - Is George W. Bush an example of artificial intelligence?
Klorax - Don't ever quote retardedly again.
K3nnY- - fuck you babe
Klorax - I's goods wif grandmar.
nightsintodreams2k2 - DROP OUT OF SCHOOL!!!
thomasena - "I ated the purple berries."
Gilgamesh - retarded quote
Klorax - Are stupid quote scripts a form of artificial intelligence?
Majiin - Space is big, really big, I mean you just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. You may thing it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
sscout - [03:48:23] <Kyuna> because the same books that are in the Bible..ARE in the Koran
Wholikespinktaco - There's nothing worse than a stupid person playing dumb.
Seb4sti4n - I need pokemon ruby
Klorax - This page hates you!
slagfart - I once knew a man who masturbated so much, he grew very very fond of his hand.
[opiate] - <Chr0mAwY> "Would you like to know what I'm doing in my shack out in the woods?....I cant tell ya... but its something...so gooooood!! I'm chokin' the gopher....I'm slammin the ham...I'm poundin the rocket floggin the dolphin oh yes I amm!!! I'm chokin the gopher...I'm chalkin the cue...I'm spankin my monkey...and I'm thinkin bout yooooooo!!!'
[opiate] - love is like a prostitute, in the end u always pay.......
Yamma-San - I LYNCH NIGGERS
LordFlash - I dont want to appear on any quotes list that would list anything I have to say
ZaPbUzZ - guess what your mad and im not!
glucose - <glucose> that's what she said! lololol2me
Grokk - Today is kick a midget day!
Klorax - To all those who added quotes: your payment is due at the end of March
Klorax - #roms, home of a 1,000 colours of penises and more 3,500 flavours of orgies
Klorax - Can I find a lover here?
Klorax - Do I get paid for this quote?
Klorax - Don't play your genesis controller, it'll shear off your hands.
Klorax - <a href="#top">Back to top</a>
Klorax - If you've received any message from Klorax, including this one, don't read it. It's a virus.
Klorax - Forget it, it's not a virus. Bad joke.
Klorax - How many quotes can this page take?
Klorax - It's 3:41AM. Do you know where your children are?
Klorax - Can eye gets oppzz naooooooooooooooo??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!....
Klorax - Good retard quotes? Is that a compliment or an insult?
Klorax - Winners become losers in the end
aSsK1cK3r - http://buzzworld.alaviealamort.com
Klorax - The secret to stupidity is serenity
slagfart - Be Quiet! Silence is sacred, and you profane life itself with your noise!
Klorax - Women are men who pretend otherwise.
Cybe - <open sashimi>
Klorax - Click here to win 1 million dolalrs
sscout - [00:23:54] <Kyuna> well the fun that I do...isn't considered fun for the typical American male...
sscout - [22:27:42] <Kyuna> when I say, "internet," I mean the World Wide Web [00:56:26] <Kyuna> I'm not a 1337 h4x0r
Vengence - Only users lose drugs
raDeon - i am 1337
GrandTheftShakuZulu - (GrandTheftNintendo) hey nights, whats the game Nights Into Dreams about? [SuperSayjinNiGHTS] oh yea its cool [SuperSayjinNiGHTS] its about me (GrandTheftNintendo) is it an rpg about gay sex then?
e7r - suxxor my dixxor
Noob - Why people read this? you will know why, because this thing is a baby's game
Kitchener - one time when i was in the shower and i gotted the soap and the soap made my butthole soapy and i stuck my finger up my butthole and that made it actually cleaner than usual
[opiate] - Choices always were a problem for you........what you need is someone strong to guide you.....
matrixwiz - whats the deal with homework?
vF-ePiC - <T-BAG IS HUMAN)
DNI2k3 - "The True Test of a Man is What He Does When He is Alone"
malcster - "On and on is all we are" - Kurt Cobain
rex_dmx - we need more server
AEnertia - To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
type_r_97 - smells like fish, tastes like chicken, hold your nose and keep on lickin
sscout - [23:09:18] <+[opiate]> pikachu is hot
GrimReefer - I once was here, but now I'm not. I've stepped away, to smoke some pot. and then.. uh.. I forgot what I was talking about.
malcster - "Look at your young men dying; The way they've always done before" - Axl W. Rose
rex_dmx - If you have fast connection and space help server roms
spasedgoast - <konsole> you could write "lobsters have ADD. It's mainly because.. haha. I remember this one time that me and paul were out mowing the lawn and he fell. man, that was good."
sscout - [06:11:31] <+Kwyjibo> Give a man a rod and he will feed his family for a week, give a man a fish and he will slap you about a bit with it on irc
Phlegm - I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. -Jack Handy
Klorax - <God>If you die now, you get a three-finger discount!
Noob - Why people read this? Because there are stupid!
Noob - Why people read this? Because there are stupid!
RyuDoGawa - im just 2 good
DISKDOC - "Sex is like Pizza, even when its bad, you still have to pay for it.-Sinnedd"
bobguy - why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
thepimp - i do drugs
SinR - <+SinR> you add a quote by typing /kick spasedgoast (quote) * spasedgoast was kicked by GrandTheftNintendo ([00:13] [nightsintodreams2k2] anyone want to netplay with DBGT Final Bout PSX with Virtual Game Station? [00:14] [+SinR] if i had (1) THE iso, (2) VGS and (3) a decent connection.. no)
Gilga - < quote >
GrandTheftNintendo - [00:13] [nightsintodreams2k2] anyone want to netplay with DBGT Final Bout PSX with Virtual Game Station? [00:14] [+SinR] if i had (1) THE iso, (2) VGS and (3) a decent connection.. no
Geo-Serve - What's a rom?
N[O_o]B - Bleh!
Wigdum - fuck
Nervie - [Family Guy] Duey:No i Dont have any change, where do you think im going to put it in my diapper?
Nervie - [Chasing Amy] Black Comic Bokk Creator: BLACK RAGE!!
LaFarge - Teaberry is Spasedghost!!! I am a genius!!! I win $1,000,000,000!
Vordak - Nothing rhymes with Nostril
sscout - [04:31:48] <sscout> you heard they detained priests in san francisco? (march 28 2003) [04:32:22] <aru> anyone who spreads religion should be killed
alien^^ - hmmmm
warakiya - WTF?
Klorax - This quote number is the quantity of times penis is said in an hour at #roms.
BkSabbath - "I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
schala - <Damned if you do, damned if you don't>
Belial_ - <Life is so educational>
Klorax - Buy Klorax's t-shirts!
JrEye - 'Do you have 8 pound balls?' 'Yes I have 3 of them.'
BkSabbath - "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning!?"
Klorax - Retarded Quotes Board: Made by God, Made for God.
inzombiak - <Grom> ¤WB (GrandTheftNintendo) WB¤ - <GrandTheftNintendo> my mouse has a testicle <------- im afraid to ask
Jinx - [test]
Duke_Togo - Show me your wallet and I'll show you a man with 20 fingers
Klorax - Nobody likes me.
kryogenix - The only Bush i trust is my own :) just kidding
Decker_ - shit happends sucks to be you
vanillaic - do ur nuts hang low do they sway to and fro can u tie them in a knot can u tie them in a bow can u throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do ur nuts hang low
sscout - [22:01:32] <ssj4neil> if you wipe out bahgdad [22:01:41] <ssj4neil> i think the iraqi;s will know saddem is dead
_RizZa_ - Life Give You lemons eat them
mc2osg - this quote shit sucks
laulau^_^ - <mmatrix.zip>
Klorax - I have retarded quoter's block. Shit.
Klorax - Insert here ----------> )(
GrandTheftNintendo - [@Malakalam] yes Tweeder, he had two gigs of sports drinks on his computer
Klorax - My anti-drug is raping little kids.
Klorax - ???
LaFarge - Klorax is a frigging retard.
Klorax - LaFarge, go fuck some wombats.
LaFarge - Piracy rules!
LaFarge - AIDS is good for you.
mushymay - "Either this wallpaper goes or I do" - Oscar Wilde last words
slagfart - Retarded Quotes are the choice of the tool.
slagfart - All the quotes are crap
slagfart - Truly, the quotes are gayness
GrimHardy - <Grim> it feel's good to get off at Times
Barcardi1 - I keep getting Nuked, all i know is that its coming from 127.0.0.1
LaFarge - Eye Laaaf Yuuu!
Inhuldibl - <Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You>
BkSabbath - 867-5309!
flyguy911 - the world has gone mad... best golf player is black best rapper us white france is calling the US arrogant and germany dosnt want to go to war.... wtf.
Manic_Vel - Yo dudes , it is me i am in the house
{v_v} - {v_v} was here
O-Zee - NO Triggers Allowed!!!
sscout - <boblibob> *asks for Pokémon Ruby (U),gba <boblibob> im 15 <OniOtyaki> ah so very naive <boblibob> yes <boblibob> wait <boblibob> NO
l^d - Yes, I am a lil' teapot!
Yamma-San - fuck you
kryogenix - The only bush i trust is my own (just kidding)
Azaydius - If Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog... then what the hell is Goofy?!?
Oderus21 - FUCK YOU ALL i love you all
Rockstar - I am a friggin rockstar
LaFarge - Pleeeeeeeeeeeze sand me with Pok'emon Shit Caaalur!!!!!!!!!!!!
LaFarge - My anti-drug is painting eyes on my penis and talking to it.
LaFarge - My anti-drug is consuming cyanide.
LaFarge - He's a man, such a man (such a man). He's a real, a real man's man!
yAgAMi^ - akaak
Bra_nDead - Fear Is In The Eye Of The BeHolder Don't Let It Be You
Big_Foot - I shot the sherrif, and the Deputy, and your wee doggy too!
Biper_V - Feelings = materia... it cannot be created or destoyed... only transformed
Arlian_NR - <I learned how to swim when my dad threw me in the river! Once I got out of the burlap sack it was easy!>
LaFarge - How much do I get paid for this quote?
Jacknextdoor - <If there is nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.>
NeoTMatrix - Life is like a box of chocolates, you get one, you get fucked, you get fat, then you get dumped
NeoTMatrix - Life is like a box of chocolates, you get one, you get fucked, you get fat, then you get dumped
sdfrsew2221 - ruthless vato
BkSabbath - VAJKLSDFVKAERIOJGOIJAIOERJGPOIWKJT(%IJY^V(#PAWDIK A:LW$IY<Dypdui3poyiAEPFU%FYMA(UY( ac9 WUYT(PAWEU^YF(F%U7(UFY&ipUD()M^*$#F^AI. If you didn't understand that, take each letter and type the letter two letters below it alphabetically.
Alrock - If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I'm going to say.
G|_0BA|_ - <Don_Jerry> u gotta love ak47s
WiteRabit - Tha intanet is improveing teh litterasee rait.
illinijeff - How Many Frenchman Does It Take To Defend Paris?... We Don't Know, They Haven't Tried Yet!
Oderus21 - gime is known for being dumb and then for being in denial of being dumb
Oderus21 - there is no such thing as a government there are only people ruling over other people
Oderus21 - George Bush : I believe that men and fishes can coexist peacefully
Oderus21 - <ARaYm> i'll move to quebec! and eat poutine 24/7!
Gdawg - tru dat
twiggette - <twiggette> More people vote than listen to Elvis....that should count for something, right?
NYPD_ - girls are like piano's. when they arent upright they are grand
ARaYm - *** Quits: getstoned (~smoke@on-bar-ap3-01-4.look.ca) (Quit: If this is a channel where swearing is not permited: FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING ASS FUCKER BITCH ASS NIGGER COCK SUCKING FUCKING BITCH SHIT EATING ASS FUCKER ASS EATING SHIT FUCKER FUCK COCK SUCKER DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK THIS SHIT HEAD ASS MAN CUM)
ShadowSk - ShadowSk
volc - Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
jimbro200 - My 'Roids are Flaring up again.
Ice|Man - http://www.darkxxx.net
Wholikespinktaco - Practice safe sex. . . Go fuck yourself.
desq - hey smartguy! can u help with resuming this file ms_office_-xp-_interactive_training.rar
ZypHEr - Kids are to parents, like healthy shit is to the intestines.. they both get their respective ways.
l3w1z - Beer is for Daddys and kids with fake id's
Lincx - <@Sartan> uhm i'd rather not have anybody touch my nut
wi-fi - sniffle waffle
SinR - <+spasedgoast> I crushed up dog food and boiled it down to a syrup, <+spasedgoast> and slathered it on my balls, <+spasedgoast> but the dog still wont suck me off
chonged - Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. -Chonged
[PiWi] - Of all the things that I lost, I miss my minde the most
super_X - EAT ME RAW!!!
verius - Nothing beats the Cajun
Sykensz - Tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones todos los dias con mi Bush; George Bush
avid - Operator, what's the number for 911?
SuperGear - [07:20] <+Hypr> if a persons number 1 fear is public speaking and their second fear is death, would the person who would have to do the eulogy be better off in the coffin ?
rippler16 - Sit the fuck down, your drunk!!!
Lincx - •Lincx• whos that bucked necked cook with the 3 in heels? ·GrandTheftNintendo· roseanne barr
Lincx - •Lincx• go to sleep hoe! ·hate_inc· ok • hate_inc zzzzz
Lincx - ·hate_inc· we goota be one bad sims game to god...... he's like aaah i'm losing
Wholikespinktaco - Sometimes, when I come to, and there's a mess all over the wall, and I can't find the girl anywhere, but there's some strange, cryptic message carved in my mirror, I get hungry for burritos. Does that ever happen to you?
volc - So when are we suppose to have sex?
Toranxsu-Ohki - Ever wanted to screw someone up at something? all you gotta do is destract em by saying these simple four words: "I fucked ur sisters"
duplo_boy - gimme a goddamn orange
Wi|dCard - Wi|dCard
warakiya - Quotes are stupid, but so am I so...
BlackHat- - Donkey Kong 64
l33twaffl - gonads and strife!
Toranxsu-Ohki - fuck you and fuck the goat you flew here on.....
drag - 11-==My Master is [Go-_-Ne]==-
ARaYm - * slow unzips and starts peeing upwards while running franticly
ARaYm - <iRoNgHosT> "I farted but crap cam out"
lilfreaky - if your chicken starts to bark throw a clown at the president
Sparkey - Water is wet and so are you. I nead some sex, an hour maby two. Fire is hot and so are we. I may be adicted to vidio games. I realy like the ones i've found in mame.
Sparkey - Emulators Roms and vidiogames, Snes and a thing called Mame. You fier them up, Yah... You know there hot. Discard after 24 hours... Ha! I realy think Not. You know the disclamer it's allways the same. Hours spent colecting, all of those games. How long can you play them, until they start to feal the same.
AngleVeng - We all work to play a game, And push the buttons on this thing, Its time to get out and get away, let the coputer rest for a day, turn of the screens, shut off all those things, remember to blink and to sleep and shave, gona make money, gona sleep alright, cut back on coffie, tea and the like, Get a real woman, not some bi888 online. make some new friends, it will turn out just fine.
Gd_m - Sparkey quotes: "Emulators Roms and vidiogames, Snes and a thing called Mame. You fier them
DaLion04 - !quotes
RobertX - I am lying to you and I am lying about what I just said too!
RobertX - Every time you add a quote, God kills a kitten. Think about the kittens.
GoDLeSs - I never saw such a ugly person.... wait thats me!
Rezn - If I was on the other side of the street from you, my nose would be happier
bigtoeach - Shh... You smell something?
Ming - Rrrrrrrrrollllllll up the rrrrrrrrrim to win!
Ming - I'm more smarter than you, and more retarder!
sscout - [03:37:34] <Jarky> Windows ME is the best system ever to grace the PC. Well since OS/2 anyway.
BlackHat- - Donkey Kong 64
volc - The sentence every woman wants to hear at least once in her life is: GET ON UR KNEES BITCH!
trillian-tester - god dam iam bored!
hate_meee - [Requests: a life, vodka and being able to spell]
fast_ - 12[7 Retarded Quotes 12] 12 n ick[7nightsintodreams2k212] 12 q uote[7supergear: if u kill yourself you go to sartan12] 12 t otal quotes[07198812]
WdAuRdEeZ - Did you know that when you die your dead?
zaldr0n - You racist! They're elves, so what if they're black?!
yah00 - The potentialities of the past are unreturning
WdAuRdEeZ - Saltpeter is a natural alternative to Viagra! Try it!
jan29 - Pack it up, and get out of my sport, and get out of my face. Thank you!
JaRVa - <Gangasta1> hop hop I wanna be an dop dop
CocoFrogs - "Yabba"
sscout - BJ - I can't think of anything, my mind is too small (son of the beach)
CrashMan - If the squeeky wheel gets oil, why does the squeeky mouse get poisen?
KhaosX - We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
KhaosX - <KhaosX> that was a stupid quote :\
Kalean - It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the true scope of the problem is seldom appreciated.
TallDude - shit don't stink if you don't get near it
Warrax - I had something intelligent to say about drugs but I forgot. damnit. it was something about knowledge and freedom and spirualish stuff...
WilyBdger - Aarvarks! Aarvarks everywhere! HELP!
RobertX - The best disease to have is brain tumour!
RobertX - You know what's a bad idea? Trying to fuck a toaster!
AppleJuce - why aren't there any good quotes on this thing?
LiquidX - Don't throw toothpicks in the toilet; crabs can polevault.
m00seman - 1 up 2 down
m00seman - we all die some day, why hold up what we know is coming DO IT NOW!
Papolux - nothing
w|zzer - quote
SinR - <@Grom> ahha no, all of a sudden so many guys hit on her now..hehe :p <@Grom> Few at work on me..hehe
Sartan - <@Grom> ahha no, all of a sudden so many guys hit on her now..hehe :p <@Grom> Few at work on me..hehe
|DaMaN| - |DaMaN| i a cow
AppleJuce - all these quotes are fucking awful, turn this piece of shit off
WdAuRdEeZ - <If you die when your dead, does that make you alive?>
Seran - I will be the last! But you will go first..!
zapzan - I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out.
ancient - Real men dont use roms
naery2 - Weirdo!!!! Wazza!!!
Fartnugg - 14<Teaberry14> 12[7 Retarded Quotes 12] 12 n ick[7LaFarge12] 12 q uote[7Klorax is a frigging retard.12] 12 t otal quotes[39202112] [12 t o add your own quote: 7/ctcp Teaberry ADD <quote>12]
Scucci - In my life there is only one thing that's proven true... Something that should be taken to heart by every person around the world: If you rack a bear in the nuts, expect to die.
AIejandro - 1all ur bass r belong 2us 12 //\/\/\
Ali - Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!
|DeAtH| - I am God. If you don't like that go to hell.
Nodathegreat - I'm just to wiggity wiggity for my own good, I like to C-walk with my G in da hood cause I'm flier than a turtle when I spin my pop and I like to take my rizide to da coffee shop
rommember - wheres the off switch?
Decker_ - mange un char de marde
Crosis - I let my mind wander and now I gotta go find it.
CrashMan_ - The Bluescreen-of-Death is your friend.
cHa0z - mario rpg
zapzan - ritalin tastes good on pizza.
HellCraft - type /msg nickserv help and educate yourself.
Cox_Joe - Be or not to be ?
stick - Im sooo poor that i cant even afford to pay attention..
zerospro - Man I got ass trauma
Xtenia - <slow > where can i find hot live xxx access? please spam me with information thanks.
Xtenia - <HardKase > i once woke up from a drunken stupor, with the message that i was the pokemon master. i vowed never to drink and emulate again
imnotwho - what?
[opiate] - Linen is obtained from the fibers of what plant? FLAX
KenKaniff - I'm not lazy, I just don't give a fuck
MOoMaa - You can pick your friends and you pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
MOoMaa - <JrEye> dont be lazy god
Porchmnky - suck my sack and kiss my ass crack
Saulas - What is worse, 10 babies nailed to 1 Tree, or 1 Baby nailed to 10 trees?...
ducksoup - bread makes me poop :P
AntiKryst - This quotescript is fucking lame. It's full of crap and exists only to annoy and spam everyone in this channel. I also suck big fat cock. Thanks for letting me spam you whilst in the channel. May i die horribly.
Antisuper - "The word "exist" doesn't exist in my vocabulary."
[Go-_-Ne] - 4Do You Know Where my Master is?
Curry_Kid - I now have a urge to hump Agent_Riot_Cable's server.
N[O_o]B - There is 10 sort of people in the world: The people who understand binary and who don't... (why people are reading this?)
guest2343920 - "...our country was at the edge of the cliff, with our new president, our society has taken a step further..."
guest1632416 - hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
sscout - [00:19:18] <tekken> can u stop that [00:19:28] <tekken> Death-Axe clone [00:19:29] <ReyVGM> nope
corgan33z - <A lot of bands had fun but of course they sucked. - Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins>
sscout - "The sexual life of the camel, is stranger than anyone thinks. At the height of the mating season, he tries it on with the Sphinx. But the Sphinx's posterior sphinctor, is all clogged by the sands of the Nile. Which accounts for the hump on the camel, and the Sphinx's inscrutible smile."
sscout - [02:51:15] <Story> i didnt really like advance wars [02:51:46] <Story> i bought it the so i can play with my friends but other than that i never played
m00seman - wassup dog
WdAuRdEeZ - My Vaginal Dreams are proportionate to my Testosterone supply.
SmyrnICE - flash carts are god given
dluv199 - *Z0d|aC^K|lleR* Blugeons lorrie^ a while with a beeg long Mama Longreezeeohs ah-Spicy ah style Itiliano 3 Foot Salami Log
dluv199 - BOOYAKA SHA!!!
sscout - [04:54:07] <k0mplex_> theres no sega emu on zophar
GrizzlyIr - SPOON!!!!!
Opaserv - 16809
Agent47 - It's Quiet....too Quiet..( its a classic )
davrox - <I am God. If you don't like that go to hell.>
Strobius - The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running!
Joykillah - Guy on corner with hand in pockets not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
SloBro - <Another thing not to say when having sex : honey.. the roof need re-painting>
alian_air - David Grant, '03: Beauty is not everything.
serialguy - This bot is a piece of shit
BkSabbath - I HAVE A $#%@# HEADACHE!!!
ninja_ego - I think I saw your mom at the super market, Tell her i said hi
polkiop{away} - suck on my junk.....biatch
Bad__time - Ok, So this chick i hooked up with last night from the bar was a man. But dude i was so drunk does it really matter?
sigverif - is it any wonder that the first product key for Windows XP pro corp-OEM started with FCKGW ?
Agent47 - Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
TwiggYGoD - <Ircas> There is no warez site dedicated to roms? That's stupid! <TwiggYGoD> That's because ROMS are not WAREZ. <Ircas> Yes they are!!!!
Bk|AWAY - DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
dhau - Adults games - games which can be controlled with a single hand, while the other one is occupied...
Tinil - Richard Jeni "If you go to war over religion, aren't you really just killing people over who has the best imaginairy friend?"
iloveshro - 420
ElementX - Wise man say never pee into the wind.
DKJaxx - The only things you need to survice in life are Food, Water, and Sex -G.Pitts '99
SupFoo - I'm starting a band. I need someone who can play the skin flute.
Cathedral - If your reading this, that means you need to get a life!
Ancient - SpasmGhost
sscout - [01:44:05] <@sscout> Info-Zip rocks :D [01:44:27] <@sscout> last time I checked it was 125k of source but it is old school :D [01:50:19] <+pip`> wats old skooL ?
mitcatchr - Why are 2 heads better than 1....are u stupid?????
mitcatchr - Why are 2 heads better than 1....are u stupid?????
iloveshro - this hing is gay
SmyrnICE - When all else fails, press Ctrl + Alt + Del
gime - Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
SinR - * @boohiss is too
[MC20SG] - <Genius Quotes: staright as an arrow, defect defect- Kurt Cobain>
Oustet - You LOVE the cock!
iloveshro - Its not eay being fat and GReazy
liger_0 - <hehehe>
jan29 - Women hate being called fat... I'm calling you, in front of the whole world... FATSO! Bwahahahahahaha!
FlyinWhee - <Karendar> But see, toddlers are the best. They're tight, just have enough cushionning AND no teeth! <Karendar> SURPRISE!! I'M CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS!
Ali - I want to download GameCube isos, or "roms" and to be able to play on my PC with the best emulator, what do I do ?
KyberOdin - "The mournful cry of Giallr-horn shall shater the peace and ahske the foundation of the heavens"
Drac_serv_bot - Hey! Thats not cheese its toilet paper!
ChRiS_JeRiCh0 - Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded
Poseidon - This is retarded.
goat3443 - fuck me like the man i am
aerosol - Trying to be social is like trying to be antisocial; you're destroying everyone else to climb the social ladder. - aerosol
Guy7369 - Who doesn't like pie
S|{iTz0 - <Doobie Doobie Do. Beware of the penguins!!!>
rowshi - C:\spot.exe run spot run
loadex - The flea that bites the ass of random rodent X is blessed
Sweet-Kuniva - i love bum sex with 10 year old singaporian sex slaves
Architect - [23:50:41] <HeRnAn_18> somebody have viruta racing
meanass - i'm such an outlaw that i don't even follow my own rules
[WGO]MasterFugu}W{ - my ass
oracel - <alarmclok> wheee. I retarded
Chris_Tucker - True knowledge is in knowing what you know.
