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  • Wetodded Kwotes
    1. Satan - I want your fucking soul!
    2. Phil - All I smell in the air is chicken shit!
    3. Ozzy - Hey, how ya doin Ozzyhead128?
    4. Amy - Hey Ozzyhead128, dad's looking for you.
    5. Sigle - I am the walrus
    6. MoOsEb0y - <JoeDude> I like things up my ass
    7. st0ned - i love the fishes cuz they're sooo delicious....gotta go fishin
    8. sod - die motherfucker
    9. nirve - Orgasmo!
    10. nirve - Get Off My Lawn, Old Man!
    11. Sigle[AutoAway] - I am the walrus.
    12. muzik - Retarded quotes are retarded.
    13. Mr_uNFaluNFagus - ozzyhead is a fuckin gimp
    14. SergeMartin - wannna see me suck my own peepee? just 5 nickels and see the great Serge suck his own peepee!
    15. gNetcrawler - when u spank old when remember not to hard u might knock their teeth out
    16. F|Echelon - <god fucked america>
    17. F|Echelon - <stuf it happens>
    18. wma-shitty - NueB gettin o so fucky up
    19. RocketNet - if ur penis can touch ur ass then u stay away from me u freak
    20. Male23-La - Is it time to go to bed yet ???
    21. gNetcrawler - i just want to let u know to watch south park Cuase u got to see TIMMA
    22. FuzzyHead - "Alcohol and Calculus don't mix. Don't Drink and Derive."
    23. BlitzedVelvet - i kinda alwayz knew i'd end up your ex-girlfriend, i hope i hold a special place with the rest of them.
    24. `axion - Everyone pisses on the floor. Be my hero and shit on the ceiling.
    25. Judge_Judy - don't piss on my leg and tell me it's raining
    26. F|Echelon - <May The Evil Tyrranical Empire and Its Flag Burn In A Firey Hell for All Eternity Beyond Any Lifes Comprehension As The Righteous And Free Rule Them To Infinite Nothingness... http://www.echelon.wiretapped.net ...as we all now continue entering the MaTRiX>
    27. Ozzyhed128 - man, i have a tiny penis!
    28. Jared` - moo.
    29. Antice - everyday phrases: -would you like to buy this mysterious eel figurine? -he-man
    30. NuebieN - Hi. I'm a homosexual. Are you a guy? Will you go out with me?
    31. Port - Ozzy( ate bat )head
    32. gNetcrawler - if life is like a box of chocaltes then i wish someone would EAT ME!
    33. NuebieN - If your ass is a Chinese restaurant, I'll have the Poo-Poo Platter.
    34. Sigle - I am the Eggman.
    35. MoOsEb0y - You and me baby ain't nothin but mammals, so lets do it like they do on the discovery channel
    36. eger - Things turn out the best for people who make the best out of the way things turn out
    37. Jared` - I see Canadian People.... walking around like normal people....
    38. F|Echelon - <video killed the radio star>
    39. Son-Of-Barf - wiseman say when u done pooping wipe till there is no autograph!!!
    40. Son-Of-Confucious - Son-Of-Confucious say when u in strange place it is always good to whack of to releave stress!!!
    41. Cain` - "I Refuse to Accept The View That Mankind is so Tragically Bound to The Starless Midnight of Racism And War That The Bright Daybreak of Peace And Brotherhood Can Never Become a Reality"
    42. MoOsEb0y - Roses and red, Violets are blue, Go To Bed, The quotes too!
    43. MoOsEb0y - Roses are red, violets are blue, you hear what I said, that means you!
    44. MoOsEb0y - Roses are red, violets are blue, quotes should be dead, and shot too
    45. MoOsEb0y - Many People Dying <cr> If only they weren't trying <cr> Quad rockets rule all
    46. F|Echelon-Away - <Plead the Fifth 'cause you can't plead the first--RAtM>
    47. F|Echelon-Away - <We've got to regain knowledge again, and we've got to regain an understanding again, of who we
    48. Nuclearwardog - you think you know me
    49. Nuclearwardog - I think you should be shot in front of a Chinese Military firing squad, Ozzyhead128
    50. MoOsEb0y - Hi. I like things in my ass. The bigger the better. Especially if you have huge, sweaty nuts...or a dog. Dog cum is good.
    51. Psychedeliasmith - You Do Good, You Get Good.
    52. nirve - Some people suck!
    53. Ozzyhead128 - "Of all the things I've ever lost I'll miss my mind the most." Ozzy
    54. sadistic - Man made God in his own image..
    55. Sickthings - dont touch those, dont you ever touch my balls without asking
    56. sadistic - in the 60's everyone took acid to make the world look weird.. now that the world is weird, people take proziac to make it normal.
    57. Sickthings - i wanna hurt you just to hear you screaming my name
    58. Helligood - i am a dog
    59. screamfire - There's Water From My Eyes, And Gradually My Heart Dies.
    60. Jonezin - Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit like a glove.
    61. Jonezin - If it's not one thing its another, if its not another thing its something else, if its not something else it could be anything, if its not anything then its nothing at all
    62. Mig - "D'oh!"
    63. LordChao5 - There's nothing in the world so demoralizing as money - Antigone (SO KEEP MUSIC FREE!)
    64. Andy_16 - Life is uncertain, eat dessert first.
    65. V_Jackal_69 - the heart of a warrior is filled with pain and suffering
    66. V_Jackal_69 - the journey of a thousand steps begins with wondering if you forgot to turn of the cooker
    67. IcedBabe - Love is forever ....
    68. nirve - plexi Script rocks!
    69. nirve - <PhrostByte> i'm going to kill myself
    70. LordChao5 - plexi Script sucks!
    71. LordChao5 - just kidding
    72. F|Echelon - <religion is just to keep the poor from killing the rich--bumper sticker>
    73. F|Echelon - <We've got to regain knowledge again, and we've got to regain an understanding again, of who we
    74. JoeDude - I like sucking dicks
    75. buddhadood - why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly
    76. buddhadood - Soon i discovered that this rock thing was true. Jerry Lee Lewis was the devil. Jesus was an architect previous too his career as a prophet. All of a sudden i found myself in love with the world so there was only one thing that i could do... was dinga ding dang my danga long ling long.
    77. F|Echelon - <We've been all put to sleep. Put to sleep to a system. A system that continues to perpetrate ignorance amongst our spirit and amongst our minds.>
    78. F|Echelon - <So drink up or wake up. Your part of the solution or your part of the fuckin problem. I am sick and tired of my own complacence in my life and I know I'm fuckin sick of yours.>
    79. Evul-Smurf - Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
    80. boingy - "If Justin doesn't fix the VQF plug-in and just ignores us, I think he should be half-hung, have his stomach split for disembowelment, have his guts burned in front of his eyes, be beheaded and then quartered, upon which occasion his limbs will be fed to the Llama. Just kidding."
    81. _Wrathchild - Life is finding the best wall to bang your head against.
    82. _Wrathchild - I'd rather have a bottle in front'a me than a frontal labotomy.
    83. _Wrathchild - Life won't break your heart... It'll crush it.
    84. _Wrathchild - Pessimism is word invented by optimists, used to discredit those who see the world as it truly is.
    85. saint0r - i hate stupid people
    86. nirve - pushit
    87. `axion - Thanks for adding my addition to WMAHQ, }BuS{
    88. korn69 - fags are gay
    89. nirve - And the snake is drowned and as I look in his eyes, my fear begins to fade, recalling all of those times.
    90. Crix_Sunrider - Get on your head and give me knee
    91. Kaleidoscope - can i come live wit you? (soon to be homeless)
    92. }BuS{Dying - G0D my damn eyes are bleeding, Don't think i've ever been this stoned b4
    93. V_Jackal_69 - im no f*cking buddist but this IS enlightenment;)
    94. BloodMetal - The car won't start. I'm certain the spark plugs have been stolen by rogue clowns.
    95. Maladroit - <I once had a box of dead pigeons>
    96. bedivere - There are three types of learners: people that grasp information, people that are motivated by what they learn, and people that just have to piss on the electric fence for themselves - Bedivere
    97. Bedivere[Coleslaw] - I'm craaaaaazy! Crazy with a K! And an I! At the end! Krazi!!!
    98. xach - Deine Mutter macht Butter auf dem Fischkutter!
    99. MoOsEb0y - Ring around the rosies. Pocket full of posies. Ashes Ashes we all fall down.
    100. MoOsEb0y - Mary had a little lamb a motherfucking little lamb. Whose pussy was white as snow.
    101. MoOsEb0y - London bridge is falling down, my fair lady..
    102. MoOsEb0y - Knick knack paddywack give a dog a bone.
    103. P|G - <nirve> we hit the 100 mark!
    104. riotkittie - i'd like to cover geraldo rivera in earwax and lix0r him til he screamed
    105. boingy - bitches like dikz
    106. pNemesis - whack off all u want u won't go blind like ur granny say
    107. MetriXZes - "Love is like an hourglass with the Heart filling up as the Brain empties."
    108. Apocalyse - A vida e a morte andam juntas, siga o seu caminho, escolha entre uma das 2!!
    109. Apocalyse - Look!!! The Mr. Death is Behind you!!! It only want you to the Hell
    110. gNetcrawler - do ur nads hang low do they wobble to and fro can u tie them in a knot can u tie them in a bow can u throw them over ur shoulder like a contentinal solider do ur nads hang low
    111. F|Echelon-Away - <raffi rules>
    112. |Whoracle| - LiquiDeth is gay
    113. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Splat`away (~Splat`@p3E9BB86E.dip0.t-ipconnect.de) (Quit: I have heard if you play the Win2K CD backwards you hear satanic messages! That´s nothing, when you play the Win2K forward it installs Win2K !!!!!!!)
    114. LordChao5 - Care Bear Consume!!!
    115. ChocMoose - <i wonder if the ocean will be deeper without sponges>
    116. DewDude - If your looking for sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis
    117. DewDude - If You See Kay
    118. F|Echelon - <city people are evil>
    119. F|Echelon - <blond people are evil>
    120. F|Echelon - <californians are evil>
    121. spaseboy - the matrix is NOT the greatest movie ever.... so there!
    122. Animated-Dead-Man - As walk through the valley of sorrow, I see the hapless wonder through the misery they call life and wonder why it mu st be like this. I wonder why i must feast upon their fleash like the sweetest of fruit and enjoy their blood like the greatest of wines
    123. yknottVQF - persons do what they want. always! so think about that when asking why something happened. think of that next time you are about to do something. do what you want. you always will.
    124. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: `Brett` (me@24.26.125.10) (Quit: Im lost. Im going to find msyelf. If I return before I get back, please ask me to wait.)
    125. coercion - "LIFE IS A BITCH A HOE AND A SLUT.... but your never as saticefied when you have none of the above >=)"
    126. F|Ecelon-afk - <Stoners Live, Stoners Die, But in the End we All get high. If in life you don`t succeed, fuck it all and smoke some weed.>
    127. spaseboy - in sadness and in love, in faith and movement alive -- from the "glass and the machines of God"
    128. Ozzyhead128 - Score! I got quote number 128! Yeah baby! 128 rulez for a long, long, time!
    129. saint0r - sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgivin, so lets begin
    130. Jaoibh - Nirve you sexy beast
    131. F|Echelon - <Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box. Religion is a smile on a dog.--Edie Brickell>
    132. Kaleidoscope - i keep having dreams in which i die. will you kill me? help me make my dreams come true!
    133. Kaleidoscope - you need to go through dese quotes and delete sum, damnit
    134. TAPSniper2643 - "P00P"
    135. DewDude - Whizzer, get off my Winamp
    136. BloodMetal - The lord dresses in mysterious ways.
    137. w[i]zard - Nobody's Perfect. Im a Nobody.
    138. Maladroit - Add your own Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 136 quotes. Type !quoteslist for a listing of all the quotes.
    139. TookeyGurl - hey kristen
    140. Spank-Thru - where the hell is my rammstein?!
    141. Spank-Thru - i wasnt born with enough middle fingers.
    142. Animated_Death_Quake2 - i can kill somepeople some of the time and most pepole part of the time but not everyone all of the time
    143. nirve[bah] - Why press tiny backspace, when enter is a bigger button?
    144. Edward_Carnby - MONEY DOESN'T BRING HAPPYNESS. GIMME YOURS AND BE HAPPY.
    145. Jared` - YOU MUST DIE, I ALONE AM BEST!
    146. gNetcrawler - "mean people r kewl to hang around with!"
    147. seventh-son-of-the-seventh-son - this just a reminder that the millineum doesn't start till 2001 so be prepared to kiss ur ass good bye in 2001!!! mmmmmmmuuuuuuhahahahahaha
    148. F|Echelon - <rock is dead. ...and the hippies must die.>
    149. muzik - I like my women like I like my coffee...with a creamer and two sugars.
    150. muzik - Happiness is a long-term intimate relationship between two deaf-mutes.
    151. muzik - I couldn't think of anything that would be worth quoting, so fuck you.
    152. muzik - Roses are red, violets are blue. I love beer, so go get me one, bitch.
    153. habys` - rollin' down the street, smokin endo, sippin on gin and juice
    154. muzik - I called the Ghostbusters, and got their voicemail.
    155. muzik - [18:15] <Ozzyhead128> Add your own Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 149 quotes. Type !quoteslist for a listing of all the quotes.
    156. muzik - [18:15] <Ozzyhead128> Add your own lame-ass Krazi quote with /ctcp Ozzyhead128 ADD <quote> Currently have 149 stupid quotes. Be a lamer, and type !quoteslist for a listing of all the lamers' quotes.
    157. StonedMonkey - u blokes better learn to play quake 2 or u should just bugger off mate!!!
    158. gNetcrawler - ah the love of somethings u need the love others u want in the end u can have neither!!!
    159. [TSC]AlphaScoop - WMA rulezz...!
    160. epip - If I had the choice, I'd choose to die in my sleep, though I'd have a hell of a time getting to sleep.
    161. Ampex - Guns don't kill people. Bullets do.
    162. Ampex - LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.
    163. Ampex - I'm sorry, did I assassinate your penguin?
    164. Ampex - I like winter. I like the cold. I like the sound of flowers dying.
    165. spaseboy - buddhadood : " why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly "......... but why smoke and fly when you can..... ok nevermind
    166. cobra133 - <qoute>
    167. Sigle - Scooby dooby doo, where are you
    168. nirve - A day I fear of when the blocks we build around ourselves will be completed.
    169. nirve - 8:16p: [Jared`]: It blows hard cock.
    170. Maladroit - FUCKING A?!? Whats up w/ collecting quotes anyhow?
    171. Sigle - I'm not as think as you stoned I am.
    172. Sigle - I prefer to think of them as the Ten Suggestions.
    173. Sigle - Convictions cause convicts.
    174. Sigle - Momomoto, Famous Japanese, can swallow his nose.
    175. Sigle - Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.
    176. Sigle - Do not call up that which you cannot put on hold.
    177. Urahan - A toast to honor: Here's to gettin' on 'er and stayin' on 'er. If ya can't cum in 'er, cum on 'er.
    178. mav - communication. a telephonic invasion.
    179. Ozzyhead128 - "I think M$ is more evil than 10 cardboard boxes full of rotted horse fuck!"
    180. PhrostByte - blastoise will smoke mewtwo's ass
    181. PhrostByte - It is better to be pissed off... than to be pissed on.
    182. PhrostByte - A computer is like a house with air conditioning... everything is nice until you open windows.
    183. Fizzgig - There is no such thing as an uninteresting subject.The only thing that can exist is an uninterested person!!
    184. Dark_Hunter - Drugs have taught an entire generation of american kids the metric system
    185. [H]3rCuL3[S] - my quote.... tada!
    186. Mig - Mean people may suck, but nice people swallow
    187. larva-o-god - <i like pie>
    188. larva-o-god - <(whispering)...i see gay people>
    189. LC5-hmwrk - "Perhaps I was stpped by that level of feeling, deeper than thought, which contains the truth."
    190. larva-o-god - <When entering the specified area, be sure to have the proper equipment ready. If this is not the case, then you may experience adverse health effects. These effects may be short term such as occular bleeding or vomiting; or long-term like cancer or extreme cases of dimensia. Once inside the corridor please remain on the marked route, otherwise disaster may ensue. Proceed with the utmost care, gentlemen.>
    191. Ozzyhead128 - Eagles fly, but weasals aren't sucked into jet engines...
    192. AntiPrep187 - "Its Fuckin Eh! Not Fuckin A! Gut it right muthaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    193. Jonezin - I'd rather have a complex than a simplex
    194. Dog^Boy - "Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder"
    195. Dog^Boy - "No matter where you go,there you are"
    196. MuseBag - "What is done with love is done well." Vincent VanGoug
    197. sseldnim - never stab a man with a gun
    198. Dark_Hunter - (Microsoft Confirmation E-mail) Legal Notice: Receipt of this message constitutes your unconditional acceptance of agreement with all terms, conditions, conclusions and opinions, either expressed or implied, as interpreted by the author without further clarification. Use of any information contained herein [inclusive of any and all attachments] or omitted in part or in whole from the actual message is strictly prohibited and will be subject to collec
    199. Dark_Hunter - Save Your Breath ... You'll need it to blow up your date!
    200. Dark_Hunter - Everyone is entitled to be stupid but you're abusing the privilege
    201. gimp256 - Jerry is evil.
    202. Mig - The snow is mine...get off my fuckin' snow!!
    203. _gAuD_ - <quote> B00bage r0x
    204. Dark_Hunter - hey! quit hoggin' all the ugly!
    205. EvilMike-SCN - Don't let your meatloaf.
    206. Paper_Cuts - There's so much space to get lost in
    207. Paper_Cuts - The dead look so terribly dead when they're dead
    208. Paper_Cuts - The british are losers with crooked teeth and big ears
    209. Apocalyse - The Truth is only a Fantasy!
    210. ozzyozzyozzy - I threw together some chemicals from a 10 dollar radio shack science project and made a nice facsimile of an islamic whore, she can put a linux manual up your ass! is that a nice whore or what?
    211. ozzyozzyozzy - I wonder how much a person would pay to have a linux manual shoved up their ass...hmmmm...
    212. Rodmon - <men are like toilets: either engaged or full of shit>
    213. Rodmon - <men are like parking spots: either taken or disabled>
    214. [powerman] - fuck it all, fuck this world, fuck everything that you stand for, dont belong, dont exist, dont give a shit, dont ever judge me!!
    215. FreeekOut - Don't piss me off, I'm running out of places to hide bodies.
    216. Ezekiel - I have a name, why is my thumb in my ass anyways?
    217. Metallica - Money Good, Napster Bad
    218. xdarx - "I'm fed up to the ears with old men dreaming up wars for young men to die in." -George McGovern
    219. xdarx - All we are saying is give peace a chance.
    220. xdarx - "What we do for ourselves dies with us. What we do for others and the world remains and is immortal." -Albert Pine
    221. xdarx - "America stands for freedom, but if you think your free, try walking into a deli and urinating on the cheese! ANARCHY BURGER! Hold The Government..."
    222. _k0w_ - <quote> If you have fallen, look not where you fell...but where you slipped.
    223. coercion - im the only one who exists you are all made up in my mind i torture my slef and others i thrive on war and greed you will all die with me i AM the UNIBROW
    224. DewDude - Remeber kids, crack doesn't smoke itself
    225. Ozzyhead128 - please don't queer up my dog, he'll bite you!
    226. Paper_Cuts - Bill is an ape, but he's soooo cute?
    227. Misfit_X - Trying to explain your ignorance in a way in which you would understand draws analogy to trying to explain the concept of self-awareness to the holographic image of a rock!
    228. Earthur - If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
    229. Misfit_X - How many corndogs been through the cotton patch?
    230. SoulSoul - i don't know what to do here
    231. Paper_Cuts - Beer can be rum sometimes
    232. Jaoibh - There's no fate but that of what we make 4 our selves!!!!!
    233. JiNk- - <quote>
    234. Paper_Cuts - I don't want to die; I just want to teach english
    235. Paper_Cuts - You're not very metal if you buy those TShirts at hot Topic That say "Don't piss me off; I'm running out of places to hide the bodies"
    236. Paper_Cuts - My cat smells bad because he eats vegan fecal mater
    237. punchcard - Ours is not to reason why, ours is but to leech til we die.
    238. V[a]mpire - Angels Fuck and Devils Screw
    239. punchcard - ok. I've added my quote. now where's the free women and beer you promised?
    240. V[a]mpire - you all suck
    241. Jaoibh - Make the voives in my head go away mommy, "they make me burn things"
    242. Crackers2-NPA - Ten dead is a tragedy, a million dead a statistic
    243. Master69 - why are they called APARTMENTS when they are all STUCK TOGETHER?¿?¿?¿?
    244. sKY_dEVL^ - Life is like a dick always hard and just to short
    245. Calmor - I'd love to go home but I still haven't found it...
    246. _AsSiTcH - Whats the point of power if you dont abuse it?
    247. SqUaLiD - there once was a man from nantucket whos dick was so long he could suck it....as he said with a grin as he wiped his chin,,,if my ear was a cunt i would fuck it!
    248. SlipTide - Ambition is a poor excuse for those who don't have enough sense to be lazy.
    249. SlipTide - Eagles may fly high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.
    250. SlipTide - <Jonezin> how mant dots are there on a pair of boobs?
    251. BLOODY-FUCKIN-MESS - <aaahhhhh!!!! i got blood in my alcohol system>
    252. saiint - its me, its me, it's that s-a-i-n-t
    253. |st0ned| - 5:11p: [5|st0ned|99,99]:1 nick did you send my mom back to me? the UPS guy just brought somethin
    254. screamfire - 6:22p [SugarKang]: somebody play with me
    255. screamfire - [13:56] <nirve_a> I LOVE HORSE COCK!
    256. Ozzyhead128 - Score! I got quote number 256! Yeah baby! 256 is almost as good as that quote #128 I scored! Fuck yall!
    257. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Vampire-Princess (fdlakd@p35-tnt1.akl.ihug.co.nz) (Quit: i had a life once, now i have a computer and a modem)
    258. Ozzyhead128 - Spitting teeth, oral lust, alley fuck, angel dust, anal whore, bleeding knees, it's times like this to pray for murder...
    259. Ozzyhead128 - Ringworm,crabs and lice/V.D. ecstasy, speed and horse/a heaven/of unmatched importance/an honor of sex to be stuck by the punk
    260. Ozzyhead128 - Rich homes/with money and food/abandoned for the bums on the street/a lifestyle that's unexplainable/don't try and save what is all meant to be
    261. Ozzyhead128 - ...A church burned to the ground, not even noticed yet...
    262. Ozzyhead128 - [2:12pm] <Mr_uNFaluNFagus> he wins absolutely nothing!
    263. }{Mike}{ - Fred Nile says...pedphile priests are good, Marilyn Manson is bad!
    264. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Sigle (~Daydreami@208521059.webpipe.net) (Quit: Tyger, tyger, burning bright, in the forests of the night; what immortal hand or eye could touch your beauty and not cry?)
    265. Myn - I could travel to the andromeda galaxy in 26 years if I had an inertial propultion drive and ALOT of electricity.
    266. Ozzyhead128 - <Sigle> "It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion."
    267. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: RocketNet (PornGoat@1Cust187.tnt1.charleston.wv.da.uu.net) (Quit: As i bow out for the nite i wish i could remember where i've been and who i have offend today and ponder who i will offend tomrrow)
    268. Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Ohhhh so thats what the Power Button Does DOH!)
    269. Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Above the forest... Through the trees......Within my stomach....Scraped off my knees....You are the honey.....Inside my hive....You are the reason....I stay alive...)
    270. Ozzyhead128 - * gNetAway is wondering if a mouse farts does it smell like elephant shit while jamming BloodHound Gang - 08 - Shut Up on his portable record player!!
    271. Ozzyhead128 - "I never went to college, I ain't got no skills, I got hair on my shoulders, and a bottle of pills, I got bills stacked up like a turkey club, I threw my last dime drinkin', at the local pub" ~Kid Rock (Dark & Grey from History of Rock album)
    272. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: gNetcrawler (PornGoat@1Cust147.tnt5.charleston.wv.da.uu.net) (Quit: i call u up when ever i'm stoned we chew the skin and choke on a bone u wonder when i'll go away if i could deal with i would 've stayed i'll cut u in (come on let go for a while) i'll cut u in (u ain't leavin at all) i'll cut u in (let it go to ur head))
    273. Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: It is hard to understand how a cemetery can raise its burial cost and blame it on the cost of living)
    274. ozzyozzyozzy - "dip me in dog shit" ~Jerry
    275. codenoid - I love my pitbull
    276. Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is away: That which does not kill me, only prolongs the inevitable... (%) ~Away System v1.15~
    277. Sigle - Jared` is away: That which does not kill me, only prolongs the inevitable...
    278. Sigle - That which does not kill me had better run pretty damn fast.
    279. gNetcrawler - i woke up this morning and wondered if i was really awake then i stumbed my toe and cuss and wished i was still asleep
    280. Ozzyhead128 - gNetcrawler is banging his head against the wall to Motley Crue - 07 - Red Hot because he is trying to stop the ringing.... oh wait it's the phone brb!!
    281. Ozzyhead128 - (Quit: Take this job and shove it! What? I'm getting a raise? OK, nevermind then.)
    282. Ozzyhead128 - my mother is a stupid whore...tra la la fuckin la la...
    283. WmaRuleS - [23:43] <Mp3ForeverAndEver> How Do You Buy A Wma??
    284. gNetAway - those who lead should not follow those who follow should not lead those that do nothing need a swift kicki in the ass to get them motivated!!
    285. gNetAway - there once was a man from balderdash who's balls where made of brass he'd clang em together in stormy weather and lighting would shoot out his ass!!
    286. gNetcrawler - gNetcrawler just blew up his speakers listen to 11-(Sevendust) Feel So and is now listen to it through his beer bong!!!
    287. Ozzyhead128 - +OK RPOP Server version 2.0 ready to accept commands. This is a smoking server, ash trays are located in the password verification section.
    288. Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is away: comatose and dreaming. (%) ~Away System v1.15~
    289. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: blankk (prompt@1Cust97.tnt1.ladue.mo.da.uu.net) (Quit: If IE Didn't Come With Windows, How The Fuck Would You Even Get Netscape)
    290. Ozzyhead128 - let's get high as kites, until the strings of conformity break, that then we might be free. w00t w00t
    291. Ozzyhead128 - Religion expressed through blasphemy; love speaking out through hate
    292. Ozzyhead128 - <Blackdalek> You will ravish him imeediately! then we shall conquer the universe!!
    293. Ozzyhead128 - Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
    294. Ozzyhead128 - <AngryRodent> *lol* one o the blind ladies there keeps grbbing me n mikey by the genitals hehe... when she wanna feel our legs
    295. Ozzyhead128 - OK gang I PROMISE i'll pay the chanserv bill this friday..but nickserv is gonna have ta wait dammit
    296. Ozzyhead128 - I Keep Praying that I will never give in to all my doubts and my fears, ... and I know in my heart that your power is real - Whitecross (I Keep Prayin')...disgustin'...
    297. Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> god I love VQF Type !bunny to get a JPG of Phrosties new bunny. IE 5.5 is out.
    298. Ozzyhead128 - <Ozzyhead128> they're hard as shit | <MoOsEb0y> shit is hard?
    299. Ozzyhead128 - Note: Serving full mp+ albums...yes i haved see the light !!.
    300. MoOsEb0y - <@Sigle> I go to yerf.com every day
    301. Ozzyhead128 - * Jared` is listening to 02 Bloodhound Gang - Lift Your Head Up High (And Blow Your Brains Out) in Winamp. I know why you want to hate me.
    302. MoOsEb0y - Never hit your grandmother with a shovel, for it leaves a bad impression on her mind.
    303. Ozzyhead128 - <gNetcrawler> thank u god i will never pee sitting down again
    304. Ozzyhead128 - <gNetcrawler> i went back on the hill and ate blackberries and now i have the shits ain't that just great
    305. gNetcrawler - you may think ur a man but if i kick you in the the junk u'll cry like a little girl =P
    306. Ozzyhead128 - i'm off wondering around or maybe i'm not real here in the first place i can't remember!!
    307. Ozzyhead128 - You'd think that these days, if the police are going to beat a suspect, they'd at least check for cameras first...
    308. Ozzyhead128 - <CrashX> parafin damnit!
    309. Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> I'm so fucking sick and tired of these God damned losers coming in here just to get FTP info, then hopping on my FTP and leaving IRC...usually COMPLETELY GONE FROM IRC!
    310. Ozzyhead128 - get yur drunk ass outta here!
    311. Ozzyhead128 - Rick Says " Jason Got his camaro so he can get more chicks "
    312. Mayhem - Rick Says " Jason Got his camaro so he can get more chicks "
    313. Ozzyhead128 - Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning ,But you're young ,You've got a lot of drugs to do ,Girls to screw ,Parties to crash ,Sucks to be you
    314. Ozzyhead128 - <Trizub> Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
    315. F|Echelon - <As i speaketh my words of enlightenment to the ignorant and foolish afar their ingorance shall befall them and they shall head my words of wisdom and known truths or their stupidity shall burn them and their true crass evil nature shall be seen unto me and all of strong minds and all that can still stand in oposition with such ignorance shalt find my fist upon their skull and i shall lay thee down in a pool of thou own stupidity.
    316. F|Echelon - <and if that yet fails to stop them my Hellfire AIM-9L Anti-Tank missile shall show their smart righteous ass whats coming to 'em. >
    317. F|Echelon - <Therefore be you of proper intelligence and knowledge and good lineage.
    318. F|Echelon - <For you must see your god(s) cant judge you now only the mind of a god.>
    319. F|Echelon - <I am now your god seek to be enlightened by me or fall down before me.
    320. F|Echelon - <I am now your god seek to be enlightened by me or fall down before me.>
    321. Ozzyhead128 - If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, kill it!
    322. Ozzyhead128 - O witches, O misery, O hate, to you has my treasure been entrusted! I contrived to purge my mind of all human hope. On all joy, to strangle it, I pounced with the strength of a wild beast. I called to the plagues to smother me in blood, in sand, misfortune was my God.
    323. Ozzyhead128 - "To all you guys, and girls, eat pussy til your fuckin jaw hurts!" ~Phil Anselmo from Pantera at Ozzfest 2000 July 18 at Polaris Amphitheatre
    324. Ozzyhead128 - <Filburt> Also if i understand you correctly...prection predicts the next sample based on how the previous ones have been going....and then just encodes the difference between the first and last sample...instead of encoding the sample directly. And since there isnt a enourmous difference...you save a lot of space
    325. zDead - the worst thing is when u turn around and see somebody and say: "HI" when what u really wanted to tell was "I love you"
    326. Ozzyhead128 - I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
    327. Ozzyhead128 - <RickDeckard> Don´t be afraid to take any risk..... one amateur built the Ark..... Professionals built the Titanic. --- Anonymous
    328. Ozzyhead128 - POD is Not Literate Programming
    329. Ozzyhead128 - In the throes of sexual passion, one can cry out, "Oh God! God!", but in a church service one can not cry out, "Oh Sex! Oh Sex!"
    330. Ozzyhead128 - [18+] VisualBasic Help and Abuse - No talking, breathing, procreating, toe stubbing, child molesting, date rape, sandwich eating, beer drinking, or in general being stoopid; NO.
    331. Ozzyhead128 - Well, they say Good Year tires are economically acceptable to our ozone layer. But, hell.. I found myself negotiating with a cockroach before I flushed it down the toilet. Let's just say I'm a wee bit tweaked after last morning's erroneous agenda
    332. Ozzyhead128 - <FODUCK2000> DON RICKLES WILL BE MY PET MIDGET <FODUCK> MAGAGGIE DO NOT CRY I AM NOT AFRAID TO CALL YOU BECAUSE IT IS JUST OVER THE PHONE EVEN THOUGH I AM SCARED TO MEET PEOPLE LIKE YOU IN PERSON
    333. Ozzyhead128 - Fucking Stuck up Mother Fuckers who spend way to much FUCKIN Time worring about other people than themselves! All you people can go straight to HELL!!! And then there you will still have to deal with me!!! HARHARHARH
    334. Ozzyhead256 - <SmackMaster> some dumbfuck plugged my speakers in to the modem sound slot
    335. Ozzyhead128 - If yur a son and you don't have balls keep away from me you freak!
    336. Ozzyhead128 - #perl - your softcore porn connection. || [21:25] <samvb> Can i use my Hard Dick and create directory to use it as web
    337. Ozzyhead128 - <PhrostByte> I was tricked into a fake conversation with a porn bot
    338. Ozzyhead128 - Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity and where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
    339. F|Echelon - <One witness says when the plane hit," there was a huge ball of fire and an enormous plume of black smoke."--concorde crash >
    340. Ozzyhead128 - <F|Echelon> Another witness says, " the annex of the hotel is totally in flames."--concorde crash
    341. Ozzyhead128 - "You did the crime, we'll force you to do the time" - Master Gravitron
    342. Ozzyhead128 - that's no good
    343. Ozzyhead128 - Case IS significant--"FOO", "Foo" and "foo" are all different names
    344. Ozzyhead128 - <SmackMaster> I can see it: My son is upset because his illegal FTP is running slow. Fix it or we'll sue."
    345. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Sigle|Migrane (adam@c302149-b.ogden1.ut.home.com) (Quit: BitchX: strong enough for a man, pH-balanced for a woman)
    346. Ozzyhead128 - <Ozzyhead128> I still dun understand where you would even begin on something like this... | <Sigle> you would begin at the beginning
    347. Ozzyhead128 - fuck the bible! and fuck the followers! and fuck most everything else! and fuck you! and fuck your hyposrisy! and fuck all hypocrisy! and fuck vqf! and fuck the judge! and fuck her daughter! and fuck $20/month 28.8 dialup! and fuck christianianity! and fuck their church!
    348. Ozzyhead128 - <DewDude> it's not gay | <DewDude> it's homotastic
    349. Ozzyhead128 - Trizub-Workin was kicked by Quantum (banned: (tempban/0:30) you have been selected to burn in the firey reaches of hell, may your soul RIP)
    350. Ozzyhead128 - (David): -server- sorry, you've been a whore and now you're banned
    351. Ozzyhead128 - P R E V E N T I O N - - One thing about rock bottom...the only direction is up.
    352. Ozzyhead128 - Nothing is the same, but everthing is different. Look deeper than before. You will never find the truth, casue there is none. You will only find more questions.(Nate Roeckel)
    353. Ozzyhead128 - Quits: Filburt (blah@dialup-209.245.138.80.SanJose1.Level3.net) (Quit: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Cut the rope.)
    354. Ozzyhead128 - <KiD_SmoOoth> I stuck the bar of soap up my ass and pretended it was Amy <Mac^Daddy> jr you fart bubbles?| don't go to www.scour.com, the real napster is still up and workin,
    355. Ozzyhead128 - -= Chem's Commandments: 1. See X-Men, 2. Vote Marxist/Leninist, 3. GRABASSES BAD, 4. SPRINKLES GOOD, 5. NAPSTER BAD, 6. MONEY GOOD, 7. See X-Men again =- Live by these rules and you shall achieve true Nappiness.
    356. meowstar - fred is such a sexy beast. i'd like to cover him in gelatin and attack him with my tongue
    357. Ozzyhead128 - (@Sigle): This is the most amazing loaf of bread I've ever owned
    358. thoward|bed - <kciR> Plazma v3.2 LAME-O-METER
    359. Ozzyhead128 - Yeah and we can be famous. I'll be your rock caddy. And pack all the stones around in a nifty carrying case.
    360. Ozzyhead128 - Muahahahhaha no would could tell that it was a stop sign with the huge ardvark ass sticking out!
    361. mamma11 - <quote>
    362. LordChao5 - Smack My Bitch Up
    363. Ozzyhead128 - I have no trouble with my enemies. I can take care of my enemies in a fight. But my friends, my goddamned friends, they're the ones who keep me walking the floor at nights!
    364. Ozzyhead128 - <brainslug> if infinity +infinity =infinity and infinity+ 2= infinity therefore infinity must = 2 :-)
    365. Ozzyhead128 - I ass-raped myself!
    366. Ozzyhead128 - Its all Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Testicle.
    367. Ozzyhead128 - Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
    368. Ozzyhead128 - if someone doesn't look at http://iamtacm.tripod.com/QuotesList.txt I'm gonna be sad...and not as happy...
    369. Ozzyhead128 - the soul of my body leaves me so i can destroy those around me
    370. Ozzyhead128 - <virusbile> hopefully something better than a name describing the result of a drunk redneck from medford fucking a moose...
    371. MoOsEb0y - <Jock_Slayer> i like roast beef
    372. Ozzyhead128 - <Jock_Slayer> i like roast beef
    373. Ozzyhead128 - <Jock_Slayer> good good, but i think one of the best things is spashing a dresser against a wall, throwing a tv out of the window, setting ablaze your bed, and killing your fdamily with a ball-pean hammer while listening to marilyn mansons new album- Disposable Teens
    374. MoOsEb0y - [11:57A] <Jock_Slayer> says the following and it should be noted- "my bonnie has Tuberculosis, My Bonnie has only one lung! She coughs up such bloody corruption..And rolls it around on her tongue...Thank you"
    375. MoOsEb0y - "Sunshine almost all the time makes me high." -John Denver
    376. Ozzyhead128 - <Kelven> God is a bad mutha fucka, he'd blow a cap in yo ass for looking at him wrong. He'll unleash da armageddon on yo ass
    377. Ozzyhead128 - WinErr 020: Error recording error codes - Additional errors will be lost.
    378. LordChao5 - nirve-boy cant draw... hehe :-)
    379. lohrna - <quote> Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.
    380. LordChao5 - why are girls so fucking confusing!
    381. postmortm - 14,1"The meaning of life is to4 search14 for the meaning of life, now that you know,4 your life has no meaning14."
    382. LordChao5 - Qoue-Clock: $time
    383. DarkTrash - a friend with weed is a friend indeed
    384. Suki - "I like the grease, I like the bacon, I like the sound of chickens frying."
    385. Ward - SHIT! I DUNNO!!!
    386. yourjimmy - Blow Me!!
    387. Calmor - It is better to piss yourself then to be pissed on by others. Unless you like that sort of thing.
    388. yourjimmy - Testeez 1, 2....3?
    389. Tam_McGoo - you can only piss with the cock that you've got
    390. slip_knot - slipknot is awsom
    391. thoward - That really Chaps my ASS!
    392. thoward - That really Chaps my ASS!
    393. thoward - I used to love Horse Cocks, but I have seen the light! The light being a big shiny Goat Dick! UMMMM!
    394. thoward - Apple Juice and Chili cheese dip will most likely give you the shits! I speak from experince
    395. Eyorii - Realise that those who don't love us even though we're the only ones who loved them are crazier than we'll ever be. - Eyorii
    396. Eyorii - Cigarettes are bad for you, smoke crack. - ArcaneKat
    397. Eyorii - It's hard to ask for help because it's hard admitting to being human. - Exosquad
    398. Eyorii - it's scary when a bunch of latinos trick you into going to their hotel room, talk in Spanish for a while, and then pass out condoms - Retrotastic
    399. spankthru - !quote ShadowStriker sucks penis :)
    400. spankthru - holy shit! im quote 400!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    401. ShadowStriker - <rinni> aoeyf! <MetalAdam> id probably let a guy sword swallower suck my dick <cretin> punk-bot: where do you live?
    402. tamarak - Don't eat that Chad!
    403. MoOsEb0y - twats ARE pretty damn cool, smack ... ohh wait you weren't talking about that
    404. dreadknought - Death unto you all!
    405. `axion - visit www.purewma.net for ftp login info
    406. `axion - my peepee feels funny when ShadowStriker is around
    407. ShadowStriker - "I know half my advertising dollats go to waste, but which half." --Advertiser
    408. faddat - The weather in buffalo is colder than a witch's pussy!
    409. dreadknought - Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho! It's off to war we go! With deadly blades and hand grenades! Heigh Ho, Heigh Ho!
    410. c-prompt - i'm trying to find a girl that reminds me of my mother, but it's hard to find a girl with a viper tatood on her tushy, and how many girls do you know that can play the harmonica with her pussy
    411. c-prompt - 8:42a: <+clone2> this card kicks ass for the price... 35 fps 1024x768 in unreal medium textures 8:43a: <+clone2> time to overclock it
    412. firstof9 - How was I supose to know that the power button would turn it off?!?
    413. diablo_guapo - OH MY GOSH.. THEY KILLED KENNY
    414. ShadowStriker - "If geometry were a kid, I'd kick his ass!" -- David\
    415. |EnD| - Dont Smoke POT...........When your already High..:P
    416. c-prompt - 1:05a: *** firstof9 (AssimIRC@ip-111-98-138.phoenix-t.navipath.net) Quit (Quit: Confucius says: "Woman who pounce on dead rooster go down on limp cock." \º/ å§§îmî|åtËÐmî®Ç \º/)
    417. spase - coooooolin babe you need cooooooolin..... im not foooolin.... no im not foooolin.... got a whole lotta love
    418. c-prompt - Confucius says: "Man who go to bed with diarrhea wake up in deep shit.
    419. thoward - Something Guys should remember, If you are in a bar or out with a bunch of girls and they smoke it is likely that you will get laid, in other words, if they smoke they FUCK! Try it sometimes
    420. Circuskid[a] - goffa is gay.. but i have a record on his fserv :)
    421. ShadowStriker - "I'm tired. Perhaps I shall attend a public school. What was that, mother? No? Okay." - David(priv school attendee)
    422. c-prompt - 7:05p: <+Cooperman_> scabs are fun to pick
    423. has`an`Infectious`Disease - I believe in god...
    424. acidrayn - GOD I SUCK DICK
    425. kickster - <has`an`Infectious`Disease> hehe I just jumped on napster
    426. MoOsEb0y - <ShadowStriker> I love horse cock!
    427. Circuskid[a] - MoOsEb0y on #nasalsex +#evilwarez @#MP+
    428. MoOsEb0y - <bobmacadoo> I am a butt sniffer!
    429. Abedogg187 - Shup
    430. IntenseAlicia - Hey MEOW!!! ROUF!
    431. Misfit_X - To attempt to explain your ignorance in a way in which you'd understand, is analog to attempting the explanation of the concept of self-awareness to the holographic image of a rock.
    432. nirve - You don't understand who they thought I was supposed to be.
    433. AsSiTcH - whats the point of POWER if you dont ABUSE it?
    434. JavaJoe - If I Only Had A Brain.....Bill Gates
    435. thabean - Suck Me Beautiful!!!
    436. MDestiny - Common Sense Is Not So Common. -Voltaire
    437. regular-john - why are you annoying my channel with your senseless drivel?? if your gonna serve thats cool but an add to see random quotes???? please take it somewhere else
    438. Abedogg187 - <getUPandK|LL> thats a person who farts under water and dives under and bites the fart bubbles before they reach the surface,,,A fumdart
    439. assbitch - one time i suck my GF tits - i;m 110lbs and she is like 300+ lbs - and i gota get on top of her to have sex - and i do everything on top of her
    440. assbitch - never date fat bitch on internet - espeically when they say they're all inocent and shits - couple weeks u;ll find out that she been sucking dicks after school and that's why she got so fat -
    441. assbitch - why fat girl like to suck dicks - and sut wanta be --cause they can;t get enought attention
    442. assbitch - is oralsex conside "SEX" mean ur not a virgin?
    443. assbitch - don;t u hate big black mushroom nipples?
    444. assbitch - would yal go down on hairy beaver?
    445. Iriepirate - don't you just hate big fat hairy smelly assholes called jimbo?
    446. Iriepirate - Never pet a dog that is on fire
    447. dreadknought - Q: If yer dog is at the back door whining to get in, and yer wife is at the front door banging to get in, which do u let in first? A: The dog, atleast it'll shutup when it gets in.
    448. DewDude - my dick tastes like pineapple
    449. windex - why the fuck does my "vegitarian vegitable" soup have chunks of beek in it?
    450. MoOsEb0y - [10:58A] <@PhrostByte> i got fucked in the ass
    451. Cal_Movie - Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously. For nobodies toesies are posies of rosies as Moses supposes his toeses to be.
    452. BiGGs` - this script sucks nuts
    453. BiGGs` - do not use it ever ever again
    454. [-Endo-] - mah bhalz!
    455. ShadowStriker - <Brandon> shit the bed and piss the rubber sheets
    456. ShadowStriker - <CHICKOSTICK> she hears a noise in the living room but it cant possibly be a mouse .. no no it ahs to be the boogie man ghost
    457. TwentyDFC - *** |ThumP| was kicked by [-Endo-] (dont question my homosexuality)
    458. d3ft0n3s - Fuck It All, Fuck This World, Fuck Everything That You Stand For, Don't Belong, Don't Exist, Don't Give A Shit, Don't Ever Judge Me!
    459. ablib00 - sweden power :D
    460. ^1ManMafia^ - whats red, bubbly, and scratches on glass? A baby in a microwave =D
    461. Jock_Slayer - <I went to die...I don't know why...um...I like cheese.>
    462. MoOsEb0y - [6:50P] <var0x> FUCK OFF
    463. warith_lurkin - Quote #461: all quotes herin are un-quotable
    464. bigbadchad - <quote>
    465. ShredMetalHead - If it isnt broke... BREAK IT!
    466. IntenseAlicia - SHABBA!!!!
    467. IntenseAlicia - Why Do They Have Braille On Drive Up ATMs?? LOL!
    468. Sicheck - fuckit
    469. durst-182 - Dolphins Can Suck It
    470. Z0d|aC^K|lleR - All I know is, I don't know.
    471. lorrie^out - <lorrie^ loves eviljimbo forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...>
    472. Yorra-Kuhnt - dontchah just hate it when loser bitches start flooding the warez channels with depressing lyrics from old Fosil rock ballads/songs that were annoying to begin with back when they came out?
    473. NiteScream - <quote>
    474. sintaks - lick me
    475. NiteScream - Does time go slower because I'm alive?
    476. krischinkila - There is no God!
    477. krischinkila - Retard Quotes?!?! How Bout a Pic hehe: http://www.consumptionjunction.com/crazycrap/view.asp?ID=2603
    478. dammitman - <If I'm a satanist, will I go to heaven for doing something good?>
    479. dammitman - Grab asses BAAAAAAD!!!!!!!
    480. dammitman - <If I'm a satanist, will I go to heaven for doing something bad?>
    481. JimBrady - Fear leads to anger, anger leads to suffering, and suffering leads to sex!
    482. screamfire - cock is good with a little ketchup on the side
    483. Bill_Nye - Fuck it, Let's go Bowling
    484. ShadowStriker - I can't see! Raise the seat. I can't reach the peddal! Lower the seat. I can't see! Raise the seat. I can't reach the peddal! Lower the seat.
    485. ShadowStriker - <Cooperman_> where the hell is my errection? I haven't seen it in a long time.
    486. Coop-Away - Why are hailstones always the size of something else?
    487. FullLeadJacket - Insanity is my fortress and chaos is my destiny - Folo
    488. stolen_bike_nig - yea nigga, i'm gonna steal yo bike!
    489. Phill - I had been thinking for a long time about making cement-filled teddy
    490. Jock_Slayer - <Jock_Slayer is all knowing and all others have tiny Penis' :P
    491. ShadowStriker - <TheLivingLegend> turn my blood to sand, i'd fall through the hour glass and grow cold, what are you searching for? turn my dirt to gold, i'm the healer, the great conceiver...
    492. Jock_Slayer - <An eclipse of the sun happens when the moon passes between the sun and the Earth. An eclipse of the moon occurs when the earth passes between the sun and the moon, and finallym and eclipse of the earth takes place when you put your hands over your eyes.
    493. nirve - |[|ThumP|]: plz rape my ass!!!!
    494. mashedpotato - "hello"
    495. mashedpotato - what's up with raisin cookies impersonating chocolate chip cookies?!?!
    496. Master_Beta - Of all retarded quote boards I've EVER seen that's one of them!
    497. ShadowStriker - * Nemo is using NemoScript-NG ... "OH MY GOD! YOUR SCRIPT FUCKING DELETED EVERYTHING" (actual quote from a user of a previous version)
    498. masil - Life is a number of kicks in the .... How many can you stand up for?
    499. cti - I OWN ShadowStriker
    500. ShadowStriker - <TheBluesTraveller> one time. i found a sock!
    501. ShadowStriker - Fight stupidity with knowledge!
    502. obi4 - Everyone Must Believe in Something...I Believe I'll Have Another Beer...
    503. `axion - FTP up: axion-server001.yi.org l/p: axion
    504. `axion - Sometimes people build you up just so they can knock you down. ~PHISH~
    505. `axion - My heart is filled with a lot of ex girlfriends, some of which I wish would digest, so I can shit them out and get rid of them.
    506. `axion - My ex-girlfriend Meghan is a cunt
    507. `axion - SHadowstriker, same time tonight right? Should I bring that two headed dildo we used last week?
    508. `axion - I am falling away from myself. My soul is trembling. I wish to regain my status, but I fear I will not go on much longer.
    509. `axion - Meghan is a bitch...so is Lyssa too.
    510. `axion - Don't do acid kids...you'll end up the second coolest person alive...a step down from me.
    511. Satanico - kiss my ass
    512. ChocMoose - I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
    513. c-prompt - everyone needs to get a little SCSI every once in a while
    514. nirve - We smoke the toenails and hair of the wiseman under a black God's thumb. We dance like painted puppets. She bleeds orgasm in technicolor, an ocean of alien mystery. We eat the wisemans eyes for sight that we might see the darkness if we kill the lights fast enough.
    515. Calmor - I just work here
    516. ShadowStriker - <`axion|asleep> my friend calls me up asking why his taskbar is vertical instead of horizontal
    517. ChocMoose - I didn't go to college, I stayed home and got drunk. I couldn't afford the cover charge.
    518. ChocMoose - You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
    519. ShadowStriker - <|Shaft|> and i think its bullshit people can advertise against cigarettes on tv when cigarettes cant even advertise on tv (this makes so much sense no sarcasm)
    520. SirTyrus - 100 People each year die from choking on ball-point pens!
    521. Tonyss -
    522. Vamp|Man| - I'm not crazy and I'm not either.
    523. Mint_3oooo - how do you put a twinkle in a blonds eye? shine a flashlight in her ear
    524. `axion - We are the cyber cowboys, the samaurai. There are all those people around who have no idea what's going on - they are the cattle. MOOOOO!
    525. c-prompt - <a href="
    526. c-prompt - <a href="http://www.porn.com">
    527. eviljimbo - i love lorrie^
    528. Vamp|Man| - I'm quote #528! 4blah
    529. Cere[a]l-Killah - And One Time At Band Camp........
    530. kendoll - "I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work."....(Thomas Alva Edison)
    531. SirTyrus - You can't take that...it's my squishy
    532. Derfel - If life hands you a lemon, shove it up life's ass! YEAH! BABY YEAH!
    533. gKw-X - It thinks, therefore... is it?
    534. ShadowStriker - <Cellulaer> Reality is for loserz who can't handle IRC...
    535. NGTV|3 - You know what's funny??? Some people are dumb
    536. exism - LEEETTT
    537. exism - LEEETTT
    538. SirTyrus - so....umm...do you like stuff...how bout things? At the place? With the people!?
    539. ^^greenranger^^ - if you heard a guitar and thought it sounded like a monkey but was really a guitar and you just thought it was a monkey then it wouldnt really be a monkey, you would just think it would be a monkey!!
    540. nolimit - nolimit is your daddy, you will fear him, you will respect him, you WILL suck him dry
    541. SirTyrus - How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning??
    542. BabyJade - have a job? get one!
    543. Jock_Slayer - <Toxins, in the airwaves. Venom, for all to taste. A death grip love for my remote. Speweing blood, shit, and paste. I'm so fucked up on Valium. I can't move...my...lips..to...say...THE WORLD (the world) IS SO BEAUTIFUL!! EVERYTHING'S OK! (What the fuck day is it today???)>
    544. saskwatch - How you live your life all depends on where you think your going when it's over.
    545. saskwatch - The last time I walked into a voting booth, it was a multiple choice question. I didn't like the choices, so I never vote.
    546. masil-away - you nead some better quotes
    547. bddh - Mp+ r0x oVaH Da WOrLD !!!
    548. senzapatr - who the hell let me do it
    549. The_Unknown- - Whats the Point?
    550. Zaibach - Ecrasez L'infame
    551. ^^greenranger^^ - TIME IS NEVER WASTED WHEN YOU ARE WASTED ALL THE TIME!!!
    552. BabyJade - Have a job??? Get one!!!
    553. fenderstrat7 - <quote>
    554. `Kr0n|c - George Seinfeld: Are my pants really on fire?
    555. kickster - * kickster remembers when he thought linux was a program, cuz he heard people talkin about floodin people with linux
    556. nolimit - nolimit is your daddy, he owns you!
    557. stufine - Dick-n-the-Bush
    558. Mr_Stef - <crazy is as crazy thinks... it is not I whi is crazy it is I who is mad!>
    559. Maze12 - fuck
    560. spase - <quote> to add your own retarded quote - !web for webpage with all the quotes
    561. Martyr2 - If I were a lame quote, I would jump in this list and let it be known how lame I really am! - Anonymous
    562. Drugs-N-Alkahol - i_jerked_off@YourHouse.Com
    563. Drugs-N-Alkahol - I FUCKED UR GF WITH A KNIFE UP THE ASS
    564. Cooperman_ - Just 'cause you are paranoid, doesn't mean the world isn't out to get you!
    565. Folo - you really think im so dumb i gonna submit a quote? HAHAHA!
    566. Server`P - Lesbians are good, if they are the real ones, not the men.
    567. CoastalServ - Bush is a fucking retard
    568. Maze12 - is this a joke?
    569. PoisonDPE - BLOW ME HARD!!!!
    570. PoisonDPE - My balls itch
    571. Maze12 - hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    572. eviljimbo - i love lorrie^
    573. kona - watch out whos toes you step on today it might be attached to the ass you kiss next week!
    574. HeeXFuRy - Don't Hate Da Playaz Hate da Game dat we Play
    575. `NightWolf - Shit Happens... Life goes on!
    576. Delta001 - Shit really flys when it hits the fan
    577. bebivegita - Chanserv sets mode +o whoeveropsmeismessed
    578. Exploit666 - its another good night not to sleep in a eucalyptis tree
    579. `NightWolf - Never piss in the wind!
    580. IvI3rc3nary - The only fight you can truly loose is the fight for individuality.
    581. [A]pUzIlLa - One Step for Apuzilla But One GiaNT LeAp for [A]pUzIlLa
    582. gym007 - <hacking software>
    583. Critic2001 - own me
    584. Divine678 - I don't believe in God. I believe in myself, my ammunition and my gun. One of which will kill you and your God.
    585. fhuzy - Lincoln Did not live at the Gettysburg Address
    586. c-prompt - i got the hehecups
    587. Jerod-Sin - In public it's ok to prick your finger but not finger your prick..
    588. _server01_ - Have ya'll been boofin'?
    589. Coolkill - <quote> << retard
    590. Coolkill - m00h
    591. Coolkill - arg..
    592. Coolkill - wasssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssup?
    593. ||--K-9--|| - dont eat raw's, its not tasty stuff
    594. ||--K-9--|| - Woof!
    595. ||--K-9--|| - Kids, dont try this at home...
    596. ||--K-9--|| - Your mama!
    597. Coolkill - <WHAT DO I TYPE HERE>?
    598. Coolkill - ?
    599. ^^^CRAZY^^^ - <"how long" is a china man">
    600. Bill_Nye - I like Cake - Bill_Nye
    601. PoGo - Turn this lame ass shit off. pogo 4:20
    602. WetWorX - I sometimes do special things to my victims ..... things that are .. Creative .. .. (excerpt from my Sub7 diary=)
    603. Devoness - This Script is LAME
    604. hacktic4ever - Q. What do you call a virgin on a water bed? A. Cherry float
    605. Couch_Steak - I'd like to give a shout out to the west-side of Whoville...
    606. Polyochra - "We must stop the crab mentality, give the Lord a hand clap."
    607. kona - <watch whos toes you step on today. It might be attached to the ass you have to kiss tomorow>
    608. Zero_Divide - SUCK MY BALLS
    609. Zero_Divide - SUCK MY BALLS if u have one PLEZ PM ME
    610. Majiin - There are no guarantees in life, except for of course life-time guarantees..
    611. Majiin - Fool me once, shame on you, Fool me twice and I pop a cap in yo ass..
    612. BabyJade - Life's a bitch, then you die, Fuck the world, Let's get high!
    613. ^LoKi^ - <Cal_Movie> christ, I have a woody
    614. BabyJade - Cal_Movie> all these chicks wanna cyber with me... I dunno why
    615. TechMarine - :D
    616. dark_creation - you are fucked
    617. Pa3PyX - God is real unless declared integer.
    618. ^virus^ - loser i hate you all
    619. NGTV|3 - If a Blind man walks 7 penguins a day, and the deaf guy yells at 42 tree frogs, where the hell does bill gates fit into all this walkin and hootin??
    620. Agent_Ataraxia - IM not an organ donor - fuck anyone behind me!
    621. Agent_Ataraxia - 'The moral to this story is that it's better to 'ave somethin', than to get rid of it, and not 'ave it...thats what I reckon...' - Berk - The Trap Door
    622. Agent_Ataraxia - [I am now away] - [Reason: Whats that bong? Coming bong...]
    623. Agent_Ataraxia - Laady Daady, We likes to party, With Orange and Bacardi...
    624. ^^^CRAZY^^^ - <DID U JUST GRAB MY ASS¿?>
    625. Ug-MoE - <hey hey>
    626. |Stormcrow| - You know what they say, don't count your eggs if you can't get out of the kitchen.
    627. |Stormcrow| - Why don't you make like a tree, and get the FUCK OUTTA HERE!
    628. |Stormcrow| - People in glass houses shouldn't drive boats
    629. |Stormcrow| - Gore is a f*cking pussy
    630. hondo94 - <quote>
    631. WafflesDragon - 8ShadowStriker0 is the retard
    632. Schuppenficker - <MoOsEb0y_> Ich liebe meine schwanz.
    633. Schuppenficker - <Sigle> you love your tail
    634. TheThinker - Looking for cracks? Try @jesus
    635. Dauminator - "All business in the front, all party in the back"
    636. da-man3000 - ShadowStrikar is gay
    637. BURNMEDOWN - I am the DeMoN of SEMEN! THE ONLY SEMENDEMON!!!!
    638. SirGarret - I'd but THAT for a dollar!
    639. MePHViRuS - The problem lies between the keyboard and the chair !!
    640. goldfish - fuck you nigger.
    641. infinonomous - Microsoft Works = Oxy Moron
    642. SeRiaLMoM - you apparently have me confused with someone who gives a sh*t
    643. whensilencecries - There is no such thing as a dumb question, just dumb people
    644. whensilencecries - A penis is like a dead snake come to life
    645. North_boun - A good Beer makes its own Best Friends!
    646. Mo0sEbOy - WTF are u looking at? my asshole? u wanna lick my asshole? 'cmon, let's experiment. i wanna blow u, beautiful. please let me blow u. please oh please let me!
    647. [AlphA]Numerik_ - ya mum dresses in mysterious ways...
    648. procedural - Why the fuck do they call television a medium? Why isn't it rare, or well-done?
    649. procedural - <big><big><big><big><b>FUCK YEAH
    650. procedural - lol; HTML is disabled... go suck a nut
    651. ice_black - <quote>
    652. ice_black - The world best serials 2000 update website at http://www.geocities.com/serialk2update/ or http://www.serials2k.cjb.net <<hey what are you LOOKING at :-)
    653. `NightWolf - http://www.machvee.com
    654. `NightWolf - http://www.dalnet-crackscom
    655. IvI3rc3nary - The only fight you can truly loose is the fight for individuality.
    656. ||--K-9--|| - wombat.tx.us.dal.net - kinda stupid name for a server ehh? :]
    657. CrackeR1021 - j0sh ass raped my dog
    658. MoOsEb0y - <Traceh> I just dont like havin conversations in chatrooms.
    659. [MAD]Surgeon - [MAD] 4ever!!
    660. E|\|T|TY - I think,therefore I am, therefore I don't have to do it?
    661. above1 - I need a crack for a windows CE program..please help me /msg above1 thanx...:)
    662. picat - pict
    663. zigzags - fuck this lets dance
    664. zigzags - fuck this lets go to dairy queen
    665. Kleedrac - Why is it a pair of panties but only one Bra???
    666. MADDSNIPER - If you kill one person , your a murderor , if you kill many , your a conqueror , if you kill millions , your god.
    667. [AlphA]Numerik_ - ya mums a slut and fuck u
    668. ShadowStriker - Facts do not cease to exist because they are ignored.
    669. `NightWolf - Growl!
    670. FreakyZ - Mean people suck, nice people swallow.
    671. FreakyZ - Boys have a penis, Girls have a vagina!
    672. [A]pUzIlLa - OnE SmAlL StEp On YoUr MaMa OnE GiAnT LeAp On Ur FaCe!
    673. D-ENFORCER - A blackman's chance of surviving long in america is slim to none but a lot of fun cause we got big dicks and big guns. ;-)
    674. dickkead - The following sentence is false. The proceeding sentence is true.
    675. DaLeaLaN - Stop calling me Warren, My name isn't fucking Warren!
    676. Prototype - I had a cow, she gave an egg last nite, when i was off to fry the egg it hatched in to a chiken, now the chiken a good source of milk for the family!
    677. Prototype - Im the gowd of FUCK and all you have too small buttholes!
    678. dark_creation - I had sex with Martina Mcbride
    679. dark_creation - I am a horny creation
    680. dark_creation - Whats the point of this msg board thing any way
    681. dark_creation - I'm only adding this one so I can get the website again
    682. OdanTheAncientOne - We're not lost.... we just don't know where we are!
    683. toetag1 - People in glass houses should change their underwear in the dark
    684. LoMpChAnG - Coyote Tequila is bloody strong stuff...
    685. LoMpChAnG - Consider the Daffodil...while your doing that, I'll be over here going through your stuff...
    686. LoMpChAnG - 'We will fight them on the beaches!' - Winston Churchill, 'WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!' - The Mayor of Hiroshima
    687. LoMpChAnG - No Coffee, no workee
    688. LoMpChAnG - Why are there insterstate highways in Hawaii?
    689. LoMpChAnG - Why is there braile on the drive-thru ATM?
    690. ShadowStrikar - [Couch_Steak]: that muthafucka best muthafuckin give me my muthafucking money, for I muthafucking bust his muthafucking ass
    691. Critic2001 - Critic2001 changes topic to '(#cracks) Triggers:(!Rules & !S2K & @locator & @jesus) Info:(Please do not message the op's unless asked too! Read rules, and use @jesus before asking) (#cracks )'
    692. krYoGeNik - Build a million bridges but suck one cock and you will be known as a cock sucker not a bridge builder
    693. Volum|zer - If wishes were fishes, I'd buy a pole.
    694. oioioiio - BUTTFAG
    695. pSyKoRaVeN - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
    696. kona - thanx to everybody in #evilwarez the best little warez house
    697. `NightWolf - Your all laughing at me bacause I'm different... I'm laughing at you for being all the same!
    698. Coop-Away - super_cows_with_ray_guns » I saw mommy *bleeping* Santa Claus!
    699. The-Grinch - ickey> little miss u can spank my arse anytime...
    700. krYoGeNik - I'm a drunkard. I whip monkeys.
    701. krYoGeNik - It is bad luck to be superstitious
    702. Psycho_Chicken - As soon as your born you start dyin so you might as well have a good time
    703. RedBaronN - whats the deal with homework?
    704. eviljimbo - I'd kill EVERYONE in this room right now, for a hit of Crack...
    705. vedran_away - mail
    706. [day] - i'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me.......
    707. wras-away - May Shareware Live Forever :-)
    708. Neo_-_ - The Matrix Has you!
    709. XxPsychoxX - Chieneese Proverb says man who stand on toilet get high on pot.
    710. Danster - Lifes a bitch, and then you die.
    711. [Dakota] - We're all victims of a perfect world
    712. WeedCloud - i have smoked myself retarded
    713. [Stan - "Baseball is all wrong.... man with 4 balls cannot walk!"
    714. infect0r - FrontPage 2000
    715. MoOsEb0y - [18:35] <PhrostByte> i'm gay
    716. Bout_it - Muwhahahahaha Does anyone know who typed this?
    717. Stumpatai - "Kinda Hurted!"
    718. Mystik - aight boyz, someone pass da doj; Dun make me get up now...
    719. AnthonyTran - "I Thanks The man up above for making u mine."
    720. AnthonyTran - "I Would Give You More Than Forever, I Will Love You Long After The End Of Time, More Than The Rest Of My Life, If That Is What I Could Do, I'd Be Loving You More Than Forever."
    721. arkkra - 10
    722. arkkra - 10
    723. dr_casper - if if a= to success, then a=x+y+x . x beign work, y benig play, and z beign keeping your mouth shut.
    724. AnthonyTran - Dream what you want to dream, go where ever you want to go, be what you want to be, coz you have only one life and one change to do all the things you want in life.
    725. eviljimbo - Did I mention I Love Lorrie^ ?
    726. Sharon24 - <quote> to add your own retarded quote - !web for webpage with all the quotes
    727. DeaD---- - ...
    728. DeaD---- - Whatcha
    729. DeaD---- - damn mo-fucka I be shot way up past da 700, You mother fucking crazy keepin this shiz up...NOW WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY WEED?
    730. Vitae - Death is so final for only the living, the spirit will always remain.
    731. Kevork` - fucked
    732. pr0ph3t - Have you ever wondered if your mom ever gave your dad a blowjob before she kissed you goodnight?
    733. wisie - Do you want a medal? or a chest to pin it on?
    734. DeathStr1ke - " To live and die in the same frame of mind would be incomplete stupidness" Nicholas c. W.
    735. ShadowStriker - [Nemo]: Cheep, Lying, No good, Rotten, For Flushing, Low Life, Snake Licking, Dirt eating, In-bred, Overstuffed, Ignorant, Blood Sucking *KICK*, Dog Kissing, Brainless, Dickless, Hopeless, Fat Ass, Bug Eyed, Stiff Legged, Spotty Lipped, Worm Headed, Sack of Monkey SHIT he IS!
    736. Palmatron - Sleep Exist Where The Mind Forgets
    737. Cooperman_ - I'm an eskimo baby, show me your blubber, I really need an icicle lover. how do you stand the awful cold? I gonna find me a woman 'fore I get too old
    738. kona - if at first you dont succsed you suck...
    739. LunH - would you like fries with that?
    740. krYoGeNik - then add ur quotes
    741. Calandryll - Ok, so.. I was walkin down the street, and.. WAIT! You callin me a psycho? Hey, YOU! Don't whiz on the elctric fence.. Go away!! No mom, I'm not on drugs, all I wanted was a pepsi... AND SHE WOULDN'T GIVE IT TO ME!! JUST A PEPSI!!
    742. iced_nipple - uhh thats cool
    743. Derfel - There are better things to serve than quotes. Like sex. Or maybe drugs and/or rock and roll...
    744. altzer0 - If ignorance is Bliss why is everyone so down...
    745. Cal_Formatting_AGAIN - So? I like ducks.. You have a problem with that?
    746. B1tchK1lla - I used to hate a lot of people until I killed them, now I feel a lot better. :)
    747. [Dakota] - Things you don't say when doin sex: How comes that we both have dicks?
    748. Cal_Formatting_AGAIN - Format G: /F:NTFS /Q
    749. IcedGuardian - Why do people have stupid scripts? Not to point any fingers or anything
    750. neawn - pussy is free unlike my dick
    751. fuknutz - fat ugly people are ugly and fat
    752. thefederalrock - It would suck to have a sack but no balls - it would kinda just flop there.
    753. Ambidextrious - If keep you keep doing what you've allways done, then you'll allways get what you've allways gotten.
    754. -
    755. -
    756. -
    757. -
    758. Cosmicfool - Tune in, tune in, turn out, turn out, drop, drop. out out.
    759. HackerSp0rtZ - u suck.
    760. sikander17 - oay.. what hai ?
    761. |Tag| - Whoever has the laugh laugh, laughs not at all
    762. frisch - if jesus loves me, why does my printer jam?
    763. `Nolimit - It is better to be pissed off than to be pissed on.
    764. gghjhgjhgjg - <quote> to add your own
    765. malkavs - when falling into madness...DIVE!
    766. prolix - Cheese
    767. mentalsuicide - Suck My Dick !!
    768. Jai` - Fear Is In The Eye Of The BeHolder Don't Let It Be You
    769. {WoLvErInE} - Surrendering to Reality is a Tranquil Suicide
    770. Devalis - "Black Holes are where God Divided by zero
    771. tycoon85 - ShadowStr is a retard
    772. oeri - <pre>oeri ownz
    773. Bout_it - What did the deaf chinese man hear?
    774. y - øeri ownz 'y' ;]
    775. c-prompt - Sticks and Stones may break my bones, but Whips and Chains EXCITE me!
    776. MoOsEb0y_ - [10:34p] <c-prompt> i thought you said dog lib balm
    777. PartyGuy - This Thing Is Lame!!
    778. Overphlow - I'm hung high like planet pluto hard to see with the naked eye, but if I'd crash into Uranus, I would stick it where the sun don't shine...
    779. TOP-GUN - <`axion> Ever tasted shit before? I hate. It sucks.
    780. Delayed1 - Whats the number for 911?
    781. Delayed2 - Anyone got 2 $10 for a $5?
    782. CyberLinx - Never HackySack Barefoot with a Sea Urchin
    783. Apocalypse-bot - Topic is: SANTA brought me a BLIVIT!!!! (thats 10 pounds of shit in a 5 pound bag!)
    784. Dui - MOSTE' TABERNAC!!!!
    785. Sykosis - this quote thing is pure fucking retarded
    786. oasis` - where's my dick ?
    787. oasis` - Dont laugh at funny people's faces, the might laugh back at you.
    788. oasis` - Damn the french, cant they do anything right ? even porno they give free.
    789. Super-Fire - I would if I could, But I don't, Then I won't.
    790. ShadowStriker - do ya love your guns? yeah. god? yeah. the government? fuck yeah. I can't get that outta my head...
    791. MrInternet - Never dream what you see, just see what you dream and copy into reality!
    792. MrNight - I gave fallen down before; but I am not on the ground now. If I fall down again I will still get up.
    793. |--acid--| - <Plinky> paint my dick on a red stick
    794. |--acid--| - www.b0ngcentral.com
    795. Havoc_Savior - don't play with yourself in an intersexion, it could lead to many hardships.
    796. RioTeer - If you think your close to the end, Your just starting- My Own
    797. Bout_it - 1,8Bout_it is the best! Muwhahahaha
    798. ShadowStriker - <Z0d|aC^K|lleR> geezus, I gotta race like a piss horse! brvb
    799. Majiin - Sex is like a box of chocolates, the best ones have the cherries..
    800. Bout_it - 1
    801. punkraway - wouldnt it be dumb if someone pooped in silly shapes like little elephants and giraffes
    802. Dyrty - This has got to be the lamest script i have ever seen
    803. SSJ4_Andr - Mario Golf while raining "It's a sunny day!"
    804. sphinkter - Don't scratch it... It will only make it worse!
    805. Cal_Watching_Repeats - <Bobbo69> Note:(I will give full ftp access to people who want to upload! MSG ME) <-- Talk about lame
    806. bigred187 - Beauty is beyond the image and deeper than the soul. <{}AGAPE FOR ALL!{}>
    807. chrisb150 - There was a cow with a walnut stuck up its ass and it was tying to get it out but the radioactive grass he ate that day interfered with the genetic make up of the walnut and formed super grass-walnut man and the the cow ate super grass-walnut man
    808. |{ingpin - fuck you
    809. ^^greenranger^^ - no no no, i dont want a hampster!
    810. ShadowStriker - Let TV Be Free!!!
    811. DarkKlown - i play with dolls
    812. RReaper - I've seen some sick shit before , But this takes the cake
    813. pagan4lif - It is no measure of wellness to be adjusted to a profoundly sick society.
    814. Lise123 - <>
    815. BridgeportMan - Society hate you.
    816. Trell - What's better then winning the gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded.
    817. Soul_Connecktah15 - how much is the internet
    818. V-54 - There's no god, and your idiotic human ideals are laughable!
    819. HepititusB - one who had to much to drink,didnt have enough puff
    820. claimJUMPer - <Claim It!>
    821. claimJUMPer - Sex IS coming up for air.
    822. Huskie - Dream Your Reality
    823. The_Bandit - For the computer Illiterate : THe Ehthernet is not something you use to catch the etherbunny
    824. _CsT_ - Cal_Formatting_AGAIN
    825. bobdude1 - Lame ducks are shot first!
    826. RazorX - <ShadowStriker> Im a retard, without a dick
    827. Liqu|d_Data - 2*** Quits: Liqu|d_Data (Pipe Error: Empty Bowl ===/-\)
    828. RazorX - <ShadowStriker> My mum bite my dick off, now its gone forever!
    829. {WoLvErInE} - I am the Internet King
    830. BarK[0]de - Your shit is like chocolate cake and your ass smells like a rose
    831. PSXFan513 - Doom is cool!
    832. Overphlow - I'm kinda like the planet pluto hung way up high, hard to see w/ the naked eye, but if I'd crash into Uranus, I'd stick it where the sun don't shine..
    833. `Kr0n|c - <ChanServ> Well Im a fucker too ya know
    834. MoOsEb0y - <`axion> I hate vqf | <`axion> its pointless and a waste of keystrokes
    835. ShadowStriker - Despite All My Rage, I'm Still Just A Rat In A Cage
    836. BabyJade - He's OOdles!! OOdles!! The Talkin POOdle!
    837. eviljimbo - [23:53] <ShadowStriker> [Retarded Quotes] nick[spankthru] quote[!quote ShadowStriker sucks penis :)] total quotes[832] [to add your own quote: /ctcp ShadowStriker ADD <quote>] [webpage: !web] HAHAHA
    838. The-Mole - Whats red and Orange and looks great on a hippie? FIRE!
    839. eviljimbo - Did you think i was stupid, Ramsey?? Dont EVER put your fork in my plate!! I dont like that shit....
    840. Cal_Can`t_Speak_Mandarin - Is it ok if a bunny eats a cheese omelette? I mean, shouldn't it be eatings carrots or lettuce instead? Sometimes these things truly bother me.
    841. JonnyMac - <Meh>
    842. Coolkill - this thing sucks
    843. Coolkill - M00h!
    844. TheThinker - JAVA TECHNOLOGY IS NOT FAULT TOLERANT AND IS NOT DESIGNED, MANUFACTURED, OR INTENDED FOR USE OR RESALE AS ON-LINE CONTROL EQUIPMENT IN HAZARDOUS ENVIRONMENTS REQUIRING FAIL-SAFE PERFORMANCE, SUCH AS IN THE OPERATION OF NUCLEAR FACILITIES, AIRCRAFT NAVIGATION OR COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS, AIR TRAFFIC CONTROL, DIRECT LIFE SUPPORT MACHINES, OR WEAPONS SYSTEMS, IN WHICH THE FAILURE OF JAVA TECHNOLOGY COULD LEAD DIRECTLY TO DEATH, PERSONAL
    845. BIG-MAUDE - <IM GONNA SPANK NO LIMITS BARE ASS WHEN I FIND HIM!!>
    846. BIG-MAUDE - < NOBODY HIDES FROM BIG MAUDE!!!!!>
    847. |--acid--| - hey
    848. lorrie^ - < there are things known and there are things unknown and in between are the doors>
    849. lorrie^ - <I think of myself as a intellegent, sensitive human being with the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most important moments
    850. dj_sixtooz - roses are red. violets are blue. sugar is sweet. and so are you ;)
    851. neon-lyte - When I talk dirty to a woman, its sexual harassment, but when a woman talks dirty to me its $2.99/minute.
    852. Phill - <Corey-O> I plan to keep healthy and retain a full armament of living brain cells
    853. H[a]Ze - no ones a virgin every1's been fuct by life
    854. hacorg - To drink or not to drink........what a stupid fucking question
    855. eviljimbo[afk] - LOOK AT ME!!!! IM 4INSANE!!!!
    856. eviljimbo[afk] - You have been ignored for 30 seconds for flood protection.
    857. ShadowStriker - <eviljimbo> im a quotin fool
    858. Calandryll - <eviljimbo> im a quotin fool
    859. Meinthecorner - <ShadowStrikar sucks>
    860. VeX13 - lifes a bitch then u die
    861. PlayazLife - What we do in life echoes an eternity
    862. BabyJade^drunk - i'm druanik as fuyck
    863. Galactass - <this is going to hurt me, more than it hurts you!>
    864. lorrie^ - <This quote is NOT retarded....*I LOVE YOU JIMMY FOREVER*>
    865. Jazzin` - I'm looking for the girl with the rubber
    866. SMURF2K - im not a vegitarian because i love animals, im a vegitarian because i hate plants -SMURF2K
    867. bill826 - "two roads diverged in a yellow wood and I- I took the one less traveled by and that has made all the difference" Robert Frost
    868. ^VIRUS^ - ShadowStriker is geting akick from #cracks for using thies in the channel
    869. FuSi0N_ - Why don't you open that soupcooler and make with the yucks
    870. Z0d|aC^K|lleR - Flippity Shit!
    871. Cal`s_Alt_Nick - Whenever I go to the supermarket late at night, there's always this ominous looking, running old stationwagon in the empty parking lot, with an old man in the drivers seat.
    872. Hes - Hey dont read this im sleeping
    873. Calandryll - Tanis has VERY sharp paw-klawz, I know this for a fact.
    874. ShadowStrikar - I had something intelligent to say about drugs but I forgot. damnit. it was something about knowledge and freedom and spirualish stuff...
    875. Calandryll - Shut up ShadowStriker, you fool.
    876. ShadowStriker - <Calandryll> I downed a bottle of high content codeine cough syrup once when I was real sick, and smoked alot of weed, and I was watching Conan Obrien, and Alec Baldwin was a guest, and I saw him turn into a potato. I felt real sad that he used to be Jack Ryan, and now he was forced to dress up like a potato to make a living.
    877. eviljimbo - quote <ShadowStriker> are we going to kill the insane warez people? we should <ShadowStriker> cause we're evil <ShadowStriker> and there's only enough room for evil.... <ShadowStriker> caus ewe're so fuckin evil <ShadowStriker> I bet I;m so fuckin evil, <ShadowStriker> if I killed one of thos einsane warez motherfuckers,<ShadowStriker> if I killed one of thos einsane warez motherfuckers, <ShadowStriker> I would rape their dead bodies til my b
    878. Apocalypse-bot - [14:04] <+GhOsTFaCe-> i like big butts
    879. ShadowStriker - The reason 'normal' people don't understand us and think we are crazy is because we use logic to explain the world, and their world is a crazy fucking circus where logic was discarded a long time ago
    880. ||| - A woman has ONLY 2 mistakes... Every thing she says and does
    881. breakbeat - you talkin to me? are you..talkin..to..me? you must be talkin to me, i'm the only one here.
    882. ShadowStriker - <FuSi0N_> hell, might as well join the bandwagon and say that clinton raped me, my kid needs a new pair of shoes
    883. bloodfreak - when im down and when im blue...ppl tell me to put my chin up, so i do...and i think to myself .." hey, i bet i can fit a shotgun under here "
    884. PuffinTheCheeba - <PuffinTheCheeba> life is like a gravel road...never straight and always stoned
    885. ShadowStriker - bloodfreak changes topic to 'i like babies...with their heads off and i like puppies......when theyre roadkill'
    886. Immortal|Suicide - Drowning in tears almost every night
    887. bloodfreak - you got maggots in yer bum
    888. Immortal|Suicide - Bodies burning corpses wrotting the foul stench of evil minds plotting I sence a conspiracy roaming about the blood on my hands temps me to flip out
    889. bloodfreak - the only reason men talk to you..is they wanna get laid you stupid fuckin cunts
    890. bloodfreak - youre pregnant so i kicked you in the stomach
    891. battlemoogl - Inconceivable!
    892. -
    893. Apocalypse-bot - [20:13] <+ShadowStriker> if I cut the download mebbe I vsn gert it all and not waste time
    894. Cal_Movie - howcome cats don't get zits?
    895. Cakewalk - are you an audiophile, in a hurry, or just anal?
    896. Calandryll - <FreakZilla> critisize(v): The act of using a small furry animal in order to estimate an object's dimensions.
    897. mos_ - <video killed the radio star>
    898. Jonny2k - your channel sucks shit
    899. Jagannathe - If there's one thing I learned from this whole ideal is that I am a friggin' genius - Vegeta
    900. Jagannathe - "I will destroy you.." - Heero to Relina EP1
    901. |Ibanez| - im lost but im not blind
    902. Sartan - Well, i hate quoutes. I call them quickfucks.
    903. layzie_dave - <lifes a bitch, go to hell>
    904. HaloMan - <Telim_Tor> so for some strange reason i made cujo overheating <Telim_Tor> and Ck's gangbang <HaloMan> erm <Telim_Tor> it ain't graphics hehe <HaloMan> Have you seen somebody about this? <Telim_Tor> no <Telim_Tor> it isnt anything nasy <HaloMan> You need, got knows.
    905. Telim_Tor - CK gets his jollies from giant nude hot dogs
    906. Shane-O-Mac - Porn and Games are my Life
    907. HaloMan - If oranges are orange, are plum's plum?
    908. Godspeed9mm - Once you look into the abyss, the abyss looks back into you.. (Godspeed)
    909. Spine-Shank - I eat balls, as do all the people I respect and admire. And you'll never know how glad I am about it.
    910. SuperGear - I am a gay mother fucker. I want everyone to fuck me in the ass... HARD! *muah*
    911. Vagab0nd - <Sex is like pizza, even when its bad its good>
    912. Soda_Popinski - When I die you can eat my brain it will give you power!
    913. Spine-Shank - In the beginning there was nothing. Then God said "Let there be light!" And... There was still nothing, but at least you could see it!
    914. Fridge98 - You Like Men
    915. Bloody_Omen - dick
    916. [LighT|HawK] - Eat muh
    917. J00r-D4D-e - I like to fuck guys in the ass
    918. DarkBacon - "if you can't find it here,.. you probably don't need it..
    919. DarkBacon - "Grrr! Impossible! Why do I have do die?!" - Zalbard
    920. Agent_Ashley_Riot - <quote> "ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US" - Zero Wing
    921. Spit - If its a severed head I will be very agry
    922. HaloMan - How do we know that Oranges are Orange?
    923. WildWon - Wouldn't it be cool if people would stop creating pointless script additions? =)
    924. WizBomber - I wonder......
    925. xie - If and Exorcist is performing and Exorcism, is that considered Exercising?
    926. PimPKiDD - there are no stupid questions just stupid people!!
    927. pagan-n-sindee - <if i were the devil would you still love me and if you did wouldnt you go to hell for loving the devil>
    928. supabull - I came i saw i conquested
    929. Cenob|te - Bumper Sticker: My other ride is your mom
    930. SD-Tetsuo - Sleep is the cousin of death. Its actually the one eyed, bucktoothed cousin of death. This way you dont get it confused with that other cousin.
    931. Cenob|te - Spam?
    932. BlarG - Life is short...but if you're tall enuf, it can give ya head while you're standin up.
    933. HaloMan - I really should get out more if I consider my scanner as a good friend
    934. Quakester2000 - Hey Hey Hey Its crazy taxi
    935. Quakester2000 - Hmm beats me
    936. JimJom - dildos make funny pets
    937. dEADfReD - my favorite seafood is chicken
    938. Borededness - I'm a hot blond girl looking for some action..call me...call me now
    939. Jackson18 -
    940. WrX-STi - Hello Borededness..i have a confession to make...ive loved you since i first laied my eyes on you in year 7 and cant forget the first time i caressed your soft.....pencil case...i love you~ and i always will...love Victor
    941. WrX-STi - Sarah, i hope you read this in time, im leaving for....my bed in a few minutes, please tell me of your answer, i will be waiting....call me...call me now...
    942. THeMeR - I love you ALL!!!
    943. DuoMaxwell - you really should take this shit out of #roms, its pretty gay
    944. CyberFoxx - If all the world is a stage, why do we still have to buy tickets?
    945. Viceroid - Aren't You forgetting something? (Dracula Pinball)
    946. Guest30192 - Muthafuckin fuckin shit bitch!
    947. Guest30192 - my cock is hard as stone
    948. [LighT|HawK] - 8=======D---
    949. |- - HI RHONDA! =p
    950. [LighT|HawK] - <quote> duh, i r retard hehe !LIST
    951. [SMAN] - On the topic of WAREZ, i'm all into the try before you buy idea, i'm just a bit slow on the buying part!
    952. [SMAN] - If a woman is wearing a wife-beater, does that mike it a husband-beater?
    953. Foxx - The good die young. EVIL is forever!
    954. Foxx - <quote> The good die young. EVIL is forever!
    955. GROM - A world without Grom....AHHH..crazy thought
    956. Justinizme - Lick my nuts with salt please? Hey faggot, dicks are for chicks, I am in the KKK, I hate everyone that's not white male!!!!!
    957. `dead-meat - <Onovia> got everything I wanted from HIM 0,1|1,0|0,1| <@`dead-meat> gotten a little head also ?
    958. `dead-meat - (on #warez_TDA) <someone>what does TDA stand for ? 0,1|1,0|0,1| <omeoneelse>TDA: Three Dicks Applausing? ....nope TDA == The Demons Abyss //(warez)
    959. Pantsman - blah blah blah Im stuffy, lets go eat a scone
    960. krischinkila - <krischinkila> TOOL ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!
    961. AndySoft - Oxymoron-of-da-day: Microsoft Works...
    962. SoNofSiN - Satan Wants Your Souls! Too Bad For Him, Cause I Already Have THEM!
    963. SmurfPumper - Wise man nails jello to tree
    964. quedmast - Don't drink and drive, you might hit a bump and spill your drink.
    965. jjjjjj - Always look on the bright side of life - Suicide
    966. AndySoft - Oxymoron-of-da-day: Fruity, yet subtle.
    967. muletool - "Jesus was my co-pilot but we crashed in the mountains and I had to eat him."
    968. ShadowStriker - <Ceres1975> greetimngs from an unbearably hot south africa :)
    969. Raditsu[SSJ] - Hey... Duct tape is like the force... It has a light side and a dark side, and it binds the universe together.
    970. hussien - your father must of been a baker, cuz u have great buns!
    971. NGTV|3 - <NGTV|3> I just sobbed hole heartedly to starship troopers, lol
    972. Spit - Does anybody really read these?
    973. champyssj4 - yeayea
    974. resw0 - Need CodeWarrior For Windows or Unix....please msg me if you have.
    975. LikeTOOeat - Life's Just a blast that's movin really fast, you better stay on top or life'll kick you in the ass!!!
    976. Monstrosity_ - 3RAGE 4AGAINST 12THE 9MACHINE 13!!7
    977. Sartan{Away} - quotes are so fuckin gay. I wonder why this dickhead does them
    978. Gripnizzy - ALL YUOR BASE BELONG TO US
    979. c-prompt - <ShadowStriker> and phrostbyte rocks!
    980. AtlasBSD - You've been dying since the day you were born.
    981. TyR3nT - <MercuryC> I love to put ruts in small boys asses
    982. GeminiRai - One who say wise things, eat many fortune cookie.
    983. Danny^18 - I didn't invent cool, i am just keeping it warm
    984. Darkilla - This is your ass before drugs (*), this is your ass after drugs (0), DON'T GET CAUGHT!
    985. Nemix - Why are you here don´t you have anything better to do!
    986. HoZeR - Love is like a catapiller, you dont relize its beauty until it is too late and flys away a butterfly
    987. rdpprd - Shadowstriker is GAY!
    988. Urugugu - I love to fart fire
    989. ZERO_SK8er - cditd
    990. EgEr - EgEr! i told you to stay away from the peanut butter!
    991. EgEr - oh wow! there are many quotes on this board. WHOA theres mine #36 from back in the days!
    992. BalletBoy - Life Sux, Heaven Sux...that means hell is good
    993. Hits_from_the_Bong - hahahahahaha was hear
    994. coderz- - yeah yeah, ehe he h, em todas as partes há um brasileiro ownando:D
    995. _FzArEkTaH_ - <So Fza, that have u been up 2 lately? (fza)- Findin new girls to put babies into>
    996. Derfel - One who quotes doesn't know anything but recycled knowlegde.
    997. Sartan - I want to bring your qoute count to 1000.
    998. Sartan - Sartan muses "I think I should clean my monitor."
    999. Sartan - Since I'm qoute number 992, lets have 7 more!?
    1000. Cal_AFK - Shit man, how many more of these do I have to add to be the Manly Quote #1000??
    1001. Sartan - Hey man your Karma ran over my Dogma!
    1002. `o_0 - self-improvement is masturbation
    1003. Sartan - Im itchy
    1004. The_Reaper - Am I #1000 yet?? If not, then I hate every one of you that are reading this... Savages..
    1005. The_Reaper - WHOOHOOO!! I am quote #1000, Bow down before me, wait.. better yet..ik ben de almachtige calandryll, en jullie zullen allen voor mij buigen!!!
    1006. Psychogamer - w00t!!!!!!!!
    1007. Sploshy - suck muh penis
    1008. BabyJade - what the flying fuck, one day I was walking down the street and this stupid ass hoe trys to run my fiance and my baby girl down. I turned to her and yelled, YA FUCKING BITCH! she looked at me and I yelled, YEAH YOU STUPID MORON!
    1009. BabyJade - <The_Unknown-> >My Fserve trigger is (!darkasylum) Users (0/3) Sends (1/2) (OMG Shit I have a Fserve? Im Serving? OMG some one slap me!!!!!) [DarkAsylum]
    1010. Red|Devil - why drink and drive? smoke dope and fly home:)-~
    1011. Nanoblaze - I like cute guys
    1012. ^cid^ - When in danger or in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout - Lazarus Long
    1013. DewDude - Shadowstriker is a HUGE fag, he showed me his wang this morning and demanded I touch it. heheh j/k.
    1014. wolfywashere - fuck the world
    1015. _Brazilian_ - If i am not a man nor a woman, who am i?
    1016. monkeyboy - Shadowstriker likes horse cock
    1017. kickster - i wanna be a junky when i grow up!
    1018. kickster - <td><img src="http://iamtacm.tripod.com/plexibanner.bmp"</td>
    1019. Jared` - [11:28] <CosmoZoo> I'm not afraid to become a dead man. the matter is not to become a dead woman.
    1020. PoGo - Im sick of all these stupid brits.
    1021. codenoid - I love my PITBULL!
    1022. stompDSL - i just offended my friend by saying she was jerkin' her man off....she has no arms.
    1023. Crash-16 - Life's a bitch.........so are you
    1024. kickster - that !web shit doesnt work assmonkey@
    1025. Eamo - Beware of the darl side for that is the side that is Dark
    1026. Eamo - Do I look like i sell cheese?
    1027. Traca-Nai - im God's Hacky Sack, And God Just Pulled A Phat Jester.
    1028. Coolkill - #cracks is cool
    1029. vertibrae - Every Solution Breeds New Problems. Scott Miller <Sheffield ONT>
    1030. Gr1mm-R34p3r-s|33p1n6 - How many men does it take to open a beer can? None, your woman should open it for you.
    1031. ^w|ckedme^ - Kids on the back seat cause accidents...accidents on the back seat cause kids :)
    1032. ddvil0 - <i seek knowledge from the crib till the grave>
    1033. ddvil0 - <i like fast cars but i love faster chicks>
    1034. BrianEnos - It is amazing how quick we are to condem pigs as doctors, give them a chance!
    1035. sikc - <quote>] [webpage: !web]
    1036. purcey01 - i am a poo
    1037. TMDC - Shadowstriker is a flaming homosexual
    1038. dracable - How come EVERYTHING tastes good when you're stoned?
    1039. dracable - Repeat after me... Oh I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner...
    1040. auggiesoft - I'm making a statement, and statements require duct tape!
    1041. seroster - if you look like your passport phot you really need a holiday
    1042. januz - i love my moma
    1043. kciR - i'll give you a dollar if you dont tell anyone we just fucked.
    1044. MrsCamaroLuvr - What in the hell are we fricking doing here Are we fricking crazy.??.......Oh it is Bush in the white house now it going to get nuts
    1045. [A]pUzIlla - hey my mom told me not to talk to strangers BUT she didn't say i couldn't suck strangers
    1046. TMDC - I'm gay and want your fatty in my butt hole!
    1047. Quakester2000 - I saw if you want a great console get a sega dreamcast!!
    1048. Phalanx_Burn - I'm a little source code short and stout, here is my input and here is my out. Whenever I seg-fault hear me shout, start me over and debug me out.
    1049. [Hayami] - JUST FOR THAT!!!
    1050. [Hayami] - DIXON NUTS!! It's like a party in your mouth... And everyone's 'comin'!
    1051. miStaSpliff - Alan?????????
    1052. miStaSpliff - I have sex with yeast infected midgets!!!!!!
    1053. nameless2 - free is the way to be
    1054. AngelOfDarkness - Quit (Quit: the way of life ...some one needs the phone.... hehe)
    1055. aszmyd06 - May you all burn in hell
    1056. Majiin - I am the walrus..
    1057. ShadowStriker - <Majiin> #ROMs loves me this I know, for Road tells me so/<Majiin> I am #ROMs prodigal son/<Majiin> I must return ^_^
    1058. DuMbAsz - I Like puzzles
    1059. ||--K-9--|| - -=[ www.Vault76.com ]=-
    1060. demon_root - When the going gets tough, the lazy sit down
    1061. Blade1914 - All your base are belong to us! You have no chance to survive make your time!
    1062. RTZ - "I don't use the MIRC - I just use what the internet already has on it" - Bulldog
    1063. DeaD-FirE - I love to kill, I love to pop a pill, I love to shoot my dear, whatever you want...I am here
    1064. Crash-16 - http://crash-16.terrashare.com
    1065. RTZ - <Protocol67> if you have a 128 bit mp3 and a 128 bit wma you will not notice a differance in quality <Protocol67> its all the same <Protocol67> just differant types of encodeing
    1066. Mister_J - You take to suck like a fish takes to water.
    1067. Calandryll - At least if I was a snail, perhaps some supermodel-quality French chick might eat me...
    1068. LaLaDooDoo - To leech is nothing... To serve is something... To serve and leech is everything
    1069. [X]ero - fuck danch0 and los3r network
    1070. Themo - The Orange juice surrounds us!
    1071. cujo123 - Sploshy Sucks Dick
    1072. Themo - The dress doesn't make a woman. A woman makes you dress...wait...Ich_bin_ein_Auslander Veni Vidi Vici
    1073. chanser69 - your quotes are cool
    1074. PaPaRoaCher - Quotes of the DOG - "I'm to the point where im ready to kill myself and he's gotta play that shit and make fun of me over it. Thats real fuckin cute."
    1075. ShadowStriker - <Guitar_Messiah> I'll trade you 16 grams of uncut coke for 1 uncut horse cock
    1076. MoOseb0y - [18:34] <Jock_Slayer> FUCK YOU AND YOUR HORSE COCK! I GOT LLAMA COCK!!!
    1077. eviljimbo - I wish FreakZilla would hump the crap outta somebody!!
    1078. ShiFtFaCeD - ARE THERE ANY GIRLS HERE?
    1079. D[A]rkilla - If god was a dog, would we be all piss on firehydrants?
    1080. whozawhatzit - All your bases are belong to us!
    1081. |lexx| - [21:29] <Sartan> EmuBot is Asshole # (982) that I have kicked
    1082. HellCraft - RRREEEEEAAGGGHHHEEEE
    1083. Spit - poo
    1084. powerbar - I shot an arrow into the sky, and waited, but I guess it got stuck!
    1085. eviljimbo - Yeah right, Great. If your so good, explain the shitstains on your face!
    1086. C4mPeR - I like Round Tops , Pussy Pop , Nigger Make It Stop
    1087. HellCraft - Fuckin' Women! GET IN DA' KITCHEN AND COOK ME MY DAMN SUPPER!!
    1088. Doped_Out - Your Gay.
    1089. going|APE - so they were bound to be the best they could be for what they were ... or sumpin'
    1090. |\|0K|A - Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat!
    1091. ||TNBT|| - just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you. - kurdt cobain
    1092. Asgath - What did you say?
    1093. SargeantSavanarola - Don't tease the octopus Kids! - Ultros
    1094. Queens_of_the_Stone_Age - The Lost Art of Keeping a Secret: Whatever you do, don't tell anyone!
    1095. Travolta - @locate Disco_duck.mp3
    1096. Tommy_D - <There is Intelligent Life out there ... It is Ignoring us>
    1097. ShadowStriker - a gram of weed: 15$...a gram of shrooms: 10$...getting busted by the cops...PRICELESS, there are some things in life money cant buy...for everything else theres mastercard
    1098. santaarerulz - <+ShadowStriker> I'm gay and I have a homo script!!
    1099. XarhT - this sentence is false
    1100. ShadowStriker - I refuse to believe that the afterlife is run by you! The Universe is not so badly designed. - Picard to Q
    1101. []SiD[] - i'm a beast.I drink milk and i smoke week lol
    1102. Darkilla - My teacher gave me a B + -, what the hell is that?
    1103. rEvErEnd_7 - hmmm, i wonder what this does
    1104. []SiD[] - Life sucks because everyone is always talking about changing the world BUT never thinks of changing themselves!LOL
    1105. rydia123 - I talked to the english boy down by the river and now I have my finger stuck up me bum...
    1106. gNetcrawler - i knew a guy who called hissself ozzyhead128 once i think he was a little on the gay side but i could wrong ..... or not heheh
    1107. HellCraft - Life's a bitch, Learn to fuck it
    1108. Mirai_Senshi - ditto
    1109. Snorph - The trick to flying is to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
    1110. []SiD[] - Damnmit my head is cold...anyone care to rub it for me?
    1111. hwo - "whats this quote thing do exactly?"
    1112. flipstylee - jimi hendrix, what a nigger, jesus christ and grandma too -marilyn manson-
    1113. Sevritolozar - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
    1114. Neo2003 - quote
    1115. wolf55 - ShadowStriker is a gay faggot
    1116. I_am_Cal_Now_Go_Away - after my studies, I believe that, in essence, yimbo is actually a grabastic piece of amphibian shit. But, feel free to challenge my assumption.
    1117. H3AVYARMS - Just because your paranoid doesn't mean there not really after you
    1118. c-prompt - [22:14] <RTZ> I have premature spacebar-ulation
    1119. c-prompt - [22:34] <gNetcrawler> you can pick your friends.. you can pick your nose but you can't pick your friends nose!
    1120. oGcmiliti - <shave your ass>
    1121. Privacy_advocate - If you want cool books come to #bookies
    1122. Pilabyte - *Slap*Slap* BITCH, WHO'S YO DADDY?!?!?!?
    1123. Species-8472 - I remember back when I was 15, Joe's parents had taken me with them to DisneyWorl in Florida.. Joe and I were speaking to some idiot service guy on a videophone-thing, and we kept trying to talk him into showing Tron in the Omniplex theatre they had at the time.
    1124. R3DHAT - I keep getting Nuked, all i know is that its coming from 127.0.0.1
    1125. mokjones - Looking for MS 2K Test!
    1126. Darkilla - Microsoft just came out with a new keyboard -> 3 keys only -> CTRL, ALT, DEL
    1127. gNetcrawler - God damn stupid ass fucking away system who told me to get this fucking thing ..oh yeah it was Ozzyhead128 nevermind
    1128. gNetcrawler - if goat nuts can't vibrate across the floor then u need new speakers
    1129. laqua - <hi all, :)>
    1130. laqua - <Props to SiD for helping in time of need,:), ty SiD>
    1131. ShadowStriker - <Calissto> when do u know if u are over someone? [] <War_And_Romance> when you can think about them and not cry a tears or breathe a heavy Sigh
    1132. Privacy_Advocate - the only way to avoid getting in a drunk driving accident is to get soooo fucked up that you cant find your car.
    1133. marty_x_ - this is retarded
    1134. z123 - Listening to Godsmack makes you wanna put your head through a windsheild and fuck the girl next to you up the ass
    1135. ReGeNeR8 - All your Base Are Belong To Us!!
    1136. Chu-Chu-Rocket - "You kissed a girl! That's so gay!" - Jimpo
    1137. ShadowStriker - (Quit: This Time Im gonna let it all COme Out THis time Im gonna Stand Up and SHout Im a Doin Things My way, Its My way, Its My way Or Da HiGhwAY!!!!!!)
    1138. set - u're gay ShadowStriker
    1139. ShadowStriker - <set> i'm an IRCOP | <set> not a WINAMP PROGRAMMER to tell them to stop using mp3?
    1140. ShadowStriker - childhood and drugs. sorta the same. but drugs are more of a contrast. when you're a child you can't tell how happy you are.
    1141. ShadowStriker - Practice safe sex, GO FUCK YOURSELF.
    1142. flipstylee - bitch please!
    1143. Abominati - "That green-blooded son of a bitch. This is his revenge for all those arguments he lost." <- Dr. McCoy, Startrek iii
    1144. HoRNSbY - god damn those idiots.. YOUR NOT A PROGRAMMER.. WTF IS THE MATTER WITH YOU!?!?!.
    1145. Sevritolozar - He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
    1146. Surtur - Hoho
    1147. NeCrOsCoPe - any idea why theres brail on drive up ATM machines???
    1148. ShadowStriker - party hardy, rock'n'roll, drink a 40, smoke a bowl, do some acid, do some speed, but don't forget to smoke your weed. cause stoners live and stoners die, but even in hell we'll all get high!
    1149. []SiD[] - In the gym,it's me against the weights.And for my own pride,there can only be one winner.
    1150. []SiD[] - You can't get the glory unless you're willing to put in the time. - Ronnie Coleman
    1151. DaNeSux - <Ampex> a perfect circle is like mozart with guitars
    1152. NGTV|3 - God bless america, we sure do have a lot of tards here
    1153. letmeseethatass - Thomas is a faggot
    1154. hobbes58 - Kill the white man, we need the eggs!
    1155. Solareon - "Why the fuck you want more RAM you piece of crap? Windows: I was payed to eat RAM so that's what I do hhahahha all your RAM are belong to us!!!"
    1156. DaLexis - Nothing succeeds like a budgie with a blunt beak
    1157. DaLexis - When you're up to your ass in aligators, you tend to forget why you went into the swamp...
    1158. zimp - donkeys will rule the world..
    1159. NeCrOsCoPe - i would love to continue this battle of wits with you but its clear you are unarmed :O)
    1160. Alacorn - Life's like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!!!!
    1161. ShadowStriker - "Love is many things, for therein lies the true strenght, and whosoever loves much performs much, and can accomplish much, and what is done in love is done well." I love everything. Don't fuck with me or I'll sic my love on you.
    1162. SliceLoose - All for one and one for themself
    1163. Dogen_ - "It isn't pollution that's harming our environment, it's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." US President George W. Bush
    1164. LedZepFan - Live everday like its your last because eventually, you'll be right
    1165. CrankJunky - I farted.
    1166. assy - uhhhhhh
    1167. Queen^Qable - <Books are a common way to knowledge... but brains is whats required to put the knkowledge to use!>
    1168. gNetcrawler - haven't i already put some retarded qutoes on this freaking thing
    1169. MrsCamaroLuvr - Life is such a beach then you marry one LIKE ME!!!!! lol.....;)
    1170. spikey_haired_punkee - "Its not illegeal unless you get caught" slayer
    1171. psy_playing - I have a boner
    1172. Kefka00 - <Humble1> Now there's even a "dial-a-prayer" for atheists. You call a number and nobody answers.
    1173. Kefka00 - <holier-than-thou> my mom used to put vaseline up my nose
    1174. Kefka00 - <Guest18446> U know what u can all got to hell. I am christ himself. Fuck you all.
    1175. Kefka00 - <Comforter_> remember satan was in charge of music before he was booted :o)
    1176. Kefka00 - <LaFrancaiseNoXian> Why would anyone go see a secular film that doesn't celebrate the Lord?
    1177. Kefka00 - <dmesg> who are we to think that we can be proud of anything we do. our righteousness is but filthy rags. We can do nothiig apart from the lord.
    1178. ShadowStriker - i had a though once thank god it only happend once
    1179. CaptainSOB - <quote> you should put a limit on this thing because people can just ad crap, see.
    1180. SiD-AFK - hope is there when u cherish it...say good fuck when u lose it.how do u find it back anyway?
    1181. gNet-Away - well spank me and call me charlie Trizub{a} is out drinking already now thats dedication to something that most people don't have
    1182. gNet-Away - i had a thought once but lucky for me i fell down and it ozzed out of my ear
    1183. gNet-Away - do ya sometimes wonder if in a alternate reality if Ross Perot is the prez of the USA "man thats a scary thought"
    1184. gNet-Away - Confusious say if you forget to wipe and taking a poo then your a stinking dumbass
    1185. gNet-Away - uh uhhuhu a Beavis is thing like on or what i can't hear myself say what i type
    1186. gNet-Away - if a movies sucks don't you wish you had the power to make the bad guy kill the hero when he catches him instead of tying him up with dental floss so that he can get away to save the day and instead of making us set through the rest o
    1187. gNet-Away - damn it i will be number 1200 if i have to make my fucking head explode
    1188. gNet-Away - would anybody like to see naked pics of their moms..... well so would i can ya send them to me
    1189. gNet-Away - do you really have to shave your head if you become a Hari Krisna or how every they spell that fuckng shit?
    1190. gNet-Away - Elavator"good to the last drop" you had to be there
    1191. gNet-Away - Cartoons asre funny when you've had little to no sleep
    1192. Lathiat - 0
    1193. Boomstick - The blood of Christ is AIDS infected
    1194. ShadowStriker - <muzik-> i got high the first time in my life when you were 5 months and 18 days old. :)
    1195. SiD- - Dun you love mp3s....eh?M-P-Threeeeeeeeeeeesssss!!!!!
    1196. Drayco - All your base are belong to us
    1197. Lathiat - I like pussy .............................. (cats)
    1198. B0nJ - smoking kills, and if you're killed you've lost a very important part of your life
    1199. FuSi0N_ - I don't like sarcasm....it confuses me.
    1200. lost_soul - if a hen and a half laid an egg and a half in a day and a half, how long would it take a spider with a wooden leg to kick its way out of a galvanized bucket?
    1201. AHM^AD - <fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck>
    1202. stylee311 - I Fucked Your Mom
    1203. flipstylee - word up dogg
    1204. beener - Doing research on the internet, is like using an underfunded library tha is vandalised daily.
    1205. NGTV|3 - <NGTV|3> Packing peanuts... the bio degradable kind, of course
    1206. cracker_ass_cracker - You are so beyond fucked, you can't even catch a bus back to fucked!
    1207. vcvc - Love Many, Trust Few, Always Paddle Your Own Canoe
    1208. neon-lyte - What do you get when you find a lawyer burried up to his neck in sand? More sand! Ahahahah... ok that was lame.
    1209. timm - [R6]Bignutz
    1210. timm - Deeznutz
    1211. timm - very large nutz
    1212. TheWho2k - Don't eat pink chicken!
    1213. HoRNSbY - mp3's are kick ass uh ShadowStriker?
    1214. ShadowStriker - <ShRooMy^SoLo> MIRC gives me the munchies!!
    1215. ShadowStriker - Stoners live and stoners die and in the end we all get high. When I die bury me deep, plant some weed by my feet, put some papers in my hand and I'll roll my way to the promised land!
    1216. Suicidaltaco - Suck My Balls
    1217. MattFuCal - look at all those crystals!!
    1218. BabyJade - <neon-lyte> im filling out a dating application on my friends website
    1219. Zero[Spicy]Wing - Sartan is the king
    1220. [NME]TheUnforgiven - these quotes are gay
    1221. floydfan1 - <1 tequilla, 2 tequilla, 3 tequilla, floor..>
    1222. MaNiKaL_JeStER - <I don't suffer from iNsAniTy... I enjoy every second of it...>
    1223. HellCraft - shit smells - plug your nose
    1224. ShadowStriker - When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind.
    1225. Nednerb2000 - Emu-Land | Your 1st Abandon-Emulation Source
    1226. ShadowStriker - <lorrie^away> i feel pretty, oh so pretty, i feel happy, and pretty, and GAY!
    1227. Essaamm - Soo THATS where you put it!
    1228. ShadowStriker - You Cannot Deny the Experiences of Others
    1229. drunken_master - <GeorgeWBush> Strategery!
    1230. Derfel - Clutter.
    1231. exiter - <d|st0rt> wi1dflower- i heard that you know exactly wot to do with monkey balls after there in ur mouth | <wi1dflower> well I dunno about monkey balls lol
    1232. Natus - Fuck you and your family.
    1233. BabyJade - <randyg2> oh look! I found a clue! why is there a wet spot on the front of my pants?
    1234. OneHungLo - Miss on you pister! You're not so mucking fuch! Go in your own jackyard and back off!
    1235. OneHungLo - If we're not supposed to eat animals, then why are they made out of meat?
    1236. NeoSpawn - You're so drunk that I can't drive!
    1237. ShadowStriker - What better image for the DNA-based biosphere than Ronin, the cosmic anaconda of the Shipibo-Conibo?
    1238. stylee311 - Fuck You!!!
    1239. terrance - shut your fucking face unclefucker!
    1240. phillip - shut your fucking face unclefucker!
    1241. Giles_Habibula - i believe in this and its been tested by research: he who fucks nuns will later join the church
    1242. ShadowStriker - when they kick at your front door, how you gonna come? with your hands on your head, or on the trigger of your gun?
    1243. atherean - <ShadowStrikar> [Retarded Quotes]
    1244. Seph-X - I got a lot to say! I got a lot to say! I can't remember now.... I can't remember now... "Ramones"
    1245. Cal_Sleep - He changed lanes and a fat man in a black Porsche honked at him for cutting in. Ventura had a sudden urge to put a round into the fat man's windshield. Honk at someone else, dickhead.
    1246. z123 - Godsmack - Awake makes you wanna fuck the girl next to you up the ass and then slam your head through a windsheild
    1247. R{A}Z{O}R - Its illegal to drink and drive. Then drink, then drive. Then its illegal to get intoxicated while driving. So....
    1248. Dilly_696 - The future isn't what it used to be.
    1249. Leader - PENIS ())/////////D~~~
    1250. OneZip - People who think they're really cool usually cause the most heat ...
    1251. OneZip - Non-consentual bondage with electro-torture is what happens when your strapped down to an ambulance bed and your heart stops!
    1252. NGTV|3 - Stieve can acount for me yawning at weird times, he'll tell ya I yawn during sex!!
    1253. asianmom - got asians?
    1254. AbDo999 - Respect is everything
    1255. ch3mical - *uNF*
    1256. HooDoo_Guru - Magnum Cum Louder
    1257. darkaway - The wheels of time spin on my head, so I can't bow down to anyone
    1258. nrok - Solo se que existo
    1259. eviljimbo - you have no chance to survive, make your time
    1260. MrKambite - balls
    1261. Incarnation - *** jon-sama has joined #dbzleech <MajinUltraTrunks> heeeeeeeere's johnny!! ...d'oh!!
    1262. Incarnation - CONNECTION RESET BY PEER!!!? WHO THE FUCK IS PEER!!?
    1263. Incarnation - Wise Grasshopper say, "Suck yo dick".
    1264. Muertosan - Tomten är en svettig bäver!
    1265. MrsCamaroLuvr - What in the hell is this chit HUH!!!!
    1266. phirephlame - life sux
    1267. ZyC_ - Candian Girlz Kick Ass!
    1268. Neo2003 - <217. How many pairs of ribs does a human body have ? Answer: 12>
    1269. Ricko - Workin for the weekend
    1270. ShadowStriker - The secret of life is to get used to gettin bitch at. (I thought of that one myself)
    1271. demon_cleaner - Sometimes, i feel like i wanna die. No wait. Not Me, You.
    1272. stylee311 - im fucking _Brazilian_'s mom right now.. her pussy is so hot...
    1273. muzik - We live in a technology-dependent world where 90% of it's inhabitants are not technically inclined.
    1274. demon_cleaner - #evilwarez: where the party never ends (oh and someone owes me $60.00 for the last beer run!)
    1275. eviljimbo - Don't Die
    1276. Gilga-lad^ - FTW
    1277. ShadowStrikar - You spoony bard!
    1278. VeNoM__ - Is It Better To Rule In Hell Than To Serve In Heaven?
    1279. DigitalUtah - All things being equal, fat people use more soap...
    1280. Spo0f`TV - SHUT UP
    1281. Spo0f`TV - stylee311 sucks, his father sucks, his mother sucks, his everything SUCKS
    1282. VeNoM_ - Many of life's failures are the people who did not realize how close they were to success when they gave up
    1283. VeNoM_ - You can never stay mad at people who make you laugh
    1284. flipstylee - i'd like to sell you an edible poodle!
    1285. ShadowStriker - "Do you wish for the depravity of knowledge, or to reside in the utopia of ignorance?" -Solar, Mazoku God of wisdom
    1286. CONAN - Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of the women
    1287. stylee311 - do0d do0d do0d do0d do0d do0d do0d....
    1288. Muertosan - Santa is a hamster and Rudolph is his toyboy!!!
    1289. }fn0rd^l0rd{ - I am what you say I am, only if you say I am God.
    1290. cpuga - childhood and drugs. sorta the same. but drugs are more of a contrast. when you're a child you can't tell how happy you are.
    1291. -
    1292. RandMan - youre an idiot
    1293. NGTV|3 - mis novias novia, es misma, tu.. mis novias novia, es me novia, tambien =]
    1294. eviljimbo - BIG REWARD!!!! i need naked pictures of people for a school paper im doing please take a picture of yourself naked and /msg me or upload em to my ftp!!!! BIG REWARD!!!!
    1295. Z0d|aC^K|lleR - *Z0d|aC^K|lleR* Blugeons lorrie^ a while with a beeg long Mama Longreezeeohs ah-Spicy ah style Itiliano 3 Foot Salami Log
    1296. phooey - Sure, it's not as good to be a Jack of All Trades rather than a King of few, but then again, who's ever had fun King-ing off?
    1297. stylee311 - Shit, emuroms is moderated right now
    1298. muzik - It's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on...if you've been pissed IN, then you've REALLY been screwed. :)
    1299. hacktic - I smoke more weed, than a forest fire.
    1300. Ringo2k - <Don't Eat Purple Cheese>
    1301. highlow101 - i think life sucks, but ops suck more...yea
    1302. imnot - ain't getting none
    1303. bobturkee - If pro is rhe opposite of con, then is congress the opposite of progress?
    1304. [_Buddha_] - it's always funny until someone gets hurt then it's hilarious
    1305. ^SaVaTAge^ - Your not drunk if you can still lay on the groud without holding on
    1306. MoOsEb0y - <Pontius_Pil[A]te> and "I HAVE EATEN OUT MY MOTHERS ASS"
    1307. f0am - <quote> moparguy"my cars running shitty" computer guy "oh well then just reboot it"... hehehe
    1308. Icehole - Faster than a speeding ticket
    1309. Icehole - how come this Pad Thai tastes like a barn?
    1310. ProjectBOB - i take out my dick...ok? and i shove it right in her face and im standing there....im like what the hell is this - grandma with a birthday present.....suck it ya dumb bitch
    1311. SmokingLive420 - <if u cant eat it or fuck it piss on it>
    1312. DementedMoose - I am so HOT hell would be so cool!
    1313. BabyJade - <BabyJade> I can't, I'm on my rag
    1314. _FzArEkTaH_ - Q: Yo _FzArEkTaH_ what you been up 2? A: Just findin bitches to put babies in
    1315. The_Unknown- - <@BabyJade> "hey this was really fun, we hope you liked it too! Seems like we've just begun, when suddenly we're through..oohh, Goodbye, goodbye good friends goodbye, cuz now it's time to go..."
    1316. gNetcrawler - bacounin has quit IRC (Quit: Don't cry babe, I'll be back. Satan needs me!)
    1317. PoloGuy - Here today, Gone Tommorow...
    1318. BabyJade - why can't we see all the quotes on yer webpage???
    1319. kickster - is it normal to think about killing men after i masturbate?
    1320. LadyVox - WHASSSSSAP
    1321. Sk8b0Rder - Children in the backseat can cause accidents, but accidents in the back seat can cause children!
    1322. flipstylee - i am the bullgod!
    1323. GenasideII - Windows actually works!
    1324. walt` - Hell hath no fury, like a woman's scorn for Sega
    1325. nirve - thoughts are chemical impulses, yet are not thought to be physical, then again, isn't everything physical in some odd perspective?
    1326. `NightWolf - All of your are lauging at me for being different, when I'm laughing at you for being all the same!
    1327. danp` - A constipated purple brick having intervascular submarine sex.
    1328. Z2000 - ODOYLE RULES!
    1329. Schmengy - "Why kill yourself when you can eat cheese?"
    1330. alroker - "I wonder, am I a genius?" *sniff sniff* "My hand smells kinda like poop."
    1331. |B|L|A|C|K|-|F|L|A|G| - <shit fuck bitch>
    1332. kobraking - "Thy Shall Not Lie
    1333. [[redbox]] - your mind is like a pipe, fill it up with DRUGS
    1334. _bigfriend_ - Sabe como redigir uma lei na Africa ? resposta: De um pão ao presidente !!!
    1335. Gone_away - Im horny
    1336. `NightWolf - Don't piss in the wind
    1337. hacktic4ever - I don't dicriminate, I hate everyone!
    1338. joeflow - if i is before e except after c and you spell weird w e i r d than isnt it weird how you spell weird
    1339. Kari_p00h - When Life hands you a lemon stuff it in your BRA!
    1340. katakathy - winzip
    1341. radracerx - I am the ruler of the world! Bring me your finest meats and cheeses!
    1342. el_ploppi - <"HuH HuH Beavis, Your stupid."-Butt-head>
    1343. Scary_Monster - I Luv YOu I Lub You AH!!!
    1344. [digital]eK - Money can't buy happiness but it sure can kill depression.
    1345. ^Mich{a}elangelo - stop using these crappy things
    1346. H00LIGAN - You must be one of those new aged super smart fat kids!
    1347. methx - Lifes a bitch and then you marry one
    1348. Spin33 - women are like cats you have to...
    1349. SevY - no
    1350. Studphish - Calgon, take me away!
    1351. Razor2001 - guns don´t kill people people kill people
    1352. cronic69 - Before you criticize somebody, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile ahead of them, and you have their shoes.
    1353. Patawan - If the Egyptens had Duck Tape, the Sphinx would still have its nose.
    1354. [Digital]ToastedNicely - <You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because your all the same!>
    1355. Tender - Man who shit in pants, has foul stench of failure
    1356. kerochan - 8===D~x.o
    1357. DarrenMcLeod[ii] - <Kids in the backseat cause accidents, accidents in the backseat cause kids>
    1358. Lothar_Zigaretten - /quit making fun of the gba!
    1359. Lothar_Zigaretten - /run format C: /y /u
    1360. Lothar_Zigaretten - /run deltree C:\progra~1
    1361. nirve - what do you call a black smurf? a smigger ROFL
    1362. eviljimbo - NARF!
    1363. eviljimbo - all your pubs are belong to FWA
    1364. _pennywise_ - we all float down here
    1365. eviljimbo - Now lete's you just drop them pants.....
    1366. Richard_Hell - i belong to the blank generation, and i can take it or leave it each time
    1367. hitokiribattousai - "death watch over us with a smile so all we can do is smile back"
    1368. millencolin - mr clean tell me is that really you? i wonder what youve done to become so big and dumb? last time we met you beat me up but that was no suprise tho i miss the days when you were nice
    1369. lorrie^work - I LOVE JIMMY
    1370. The_Salaminizer - This is your ass: and im in it! my man sexy will fuck you up in a minute, with an axe, sword, mace, pipe; you're limbless! and then ill fuck your ass till its RIMLESS!
    1371. The_Salaminizer - A drunk, a pervert, a druggie, and a sodomizer.... But you can call me the
    1372. god - The Strength of Religion is the Repression of Knowledge
    1373. - One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.
    1374. PaC - Minds... like parachutes, function best when open.
    1375. Wzgizmo - Too often ,We lose sight of lifes simple pleasure's.Remember when someone annoy's you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown,BUT,it only takes four to extend your arm and bitch slap that Mother@#!?&$#@
    1376. evilwarez - "Always do sober, what you said you'd do drunk....that will teach you to keep your big mouth shut"
    1377. spased_goast - what is it with gay pride? is it like there's some kinda skill involved?
    1378. spasedgoast - <muzik-> goddamn it ozz don't you think that i'd be smart enough to do a damn google search d00d?
    1379. spasedgoast - <solo-> fuck god(s)
    1380. Omnihate - FOR A GOOD TIME CALL 610-306-1119
    1381. [Jack]-[Daniels] - My tips for avoiding Terrorist attacks: 1) Never work in a building that exceeds a height of over 5 stories, 2) Don't piss off anyone with a towel on his/her head, 3) If you goto an Arab restaurant, Tip big, maybe 20 dollars and your car, 4) Stay away from large fully fueled planes, 5) If you see a plane coming towards you, Do not duck and cover like a fucking idiot, Run like the wind
    1382. ChrisMyAss - <ChrisMyass> Dammit is G-d's last name | <ChrisMyass> and his sons middle name is Fuckin
    1383. BordomSUC - I consider we are both atheist. Just when you understand why you disbelive in all other gods you will undertstand why i disbelive in yours
    1384. Paopaofen - like, totally!
    1385. Chupes-Serv - i wish i could fuck my girlfriend if she'd let me
    1386. BabyJade - Cheer up chippermonkey
    1387. eightball69 - Hey man is it 4:20 yet? And no this isnt a rearded quote :)
    1388. [THE-FiXX] - I am no ones bitch, you
    1389. ArtificialSmiles - "i was at the hopsital laughing at cripples, then I heard your kid just died, suddenly, that was funnier than the cripples, so I tracked you down and made fun of you, your kid died, and you cried, and I thought it was funny"
    1390. Keeju - Master, don't easy SCSI things, not healthy, give bad gas.
    1391. [dE]BlackZombie - When I close my eyes fat men come up to me with purple dots tough me and say BWANG!
    1392. Anal-Waro - talking to you
    1393. gNetcrawler-aWay - 'Hello...Welcome to the Police 9-1-1 Hotline..." If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependant, ask someone to press 2. If you are a multiple personality, press 3, 4, 5, and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and we are tracing this call.
    1394. gNetcrawler-aWay - Beware of my ass pennies their everywhere!!!
    1395. gNetcrawler-aWay - Blow jobs are cheaper than pants Example Bj $20 Pants $35
    1396. gNetcrawler-aWay - BONG ING J From J and Silent Bob Strike Back
    1397. gNetcrawler - there is no such thing as a bad blow job ...... unless the bitch bites you dick off
    1398. gNetcrawler - i hate it when you go down on a chick and come up with a mouth fulla pubic hair
    1399. gNetcrawler - i'm am king of the morons..... Bow before and bang your heads on the floor
    1400. gNetcrawler - I'm quote 1400 i'm am the hooker shit
    1401. scarletacid - war for peace is like screwing for virginity
    1402. Nothing_Face - <Nothing_Face> i'm a little pothead plain stoned out give me some water for my cottonmouth
    1403. DeathQuest[OWNZ] - !List a day, keeps the banbots away
    1404. ArtificialSmiles - <ckmontana> we eat dog in my family <ckmontana> it's really good if u know how to cook them
    1405. ArtificialSmiles - <DewDude> I thought pro was ment for shit that was good <DewDude> not shit that sounded like i had my head up a pussy <DewDude> "hey..her clit's playing Man of Constant Sorrow!"
    1406. DayzAtFri - <sometimes in may at 12:34 u might fernt to the left in the wind but does that mean next time u will fernt the exact same way>
    1407. thejallopy - I AM JESUS CHRIST
    1408. EgEr - my penis tastes like coffee
    1409. eviljimbo - "king for a day, fool for a lifetime"
    1410. DMC - now how devastating can an MC be? my name is darryl, but you can call me D
    1411. spasedghost - Sunday - The Day Atheists Can Rob The Houses Of Christians While They Are At Church Praying For A Better Life
    1412. lorrie^ - <ASS.......BABY.....its all about the ASS!!>
    1413. lorrie^ - <NOW SPANK IT......SPANK IT HARD..MOMMA LIKE!>
    1414. SkorcherX - could someone zip up all the warez and email it to me?
    1415. tamara - confucious say girl who ride bicycle peddle ass all the time
    1416. DewDude - First I want you to tounge my bung, while you juggle my balls in one hand, and finger my asshole with the other, but don't put your finger in. Then I wanna pinky you and stick it in your friends brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fucking spanks in a Dixie cup. After that I wanna smell your titties for a while, then you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Then I want you to fucking fli
    1417. DewDude - spasedghost is one sexy man-bitch
    1418. l0rdnik0n - <I first knew I was God when I was praying and realized I was talking to myself>
    1419. SinR - I Am A Lamer
    1420. Ozzy_98 - @find Haha!
    1421. Grom - interesting..............................but u still suck
    1422. number2pencil - I like to eat vegetarians
    1423. fgteeeet - Why go to heaven when you can go to hell and do what ever the hell you want?
    1424. spasedghost - Excited Catholics Already Lining Up For Pope's Funeral
    1425. Atomosos - I don't wanna grow up, I'm a Toys R US kid. There's a million toys at Toys R US, that I can play with. From bikes, to trains, to video games, the biggest toy store there is! I don't want to grow up, cause if I did... Couldn't be a Toys R US Kid!
    1426. SteeleFoxx - <I like cheese. I like it allot.>
    1427. ^narf^ - cheese is good!
    1428. eviljimbo[afk] - I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF
    1429. RoshiRulz - Don't throw dirt, you might loose ground.
    1430. terminatah - blast the speakers bitch
    1431. Jimbobjilllio - My ip is 208.7.169.213 hack my baby :p
    1432. Folo - eh... you know.. the quotes.. how do i do to add one?
    1433. MusicISlove[serv] - poop
    1434. NGTV|3-not-here-dont-msg-me - Heard on the subway today "Shiiiiiit, it's like we speakin brail or sum shit to all dem white folk"
    1435. spasedghost - <chrixin> my friend just ate birth control pills for cats.. and thought it was rophynol
    1436. spasedghost - <boohiss> its a good thing there's gravity otherwise when birds died they'd just stay right up there...
    1437. Deathwinter - <Deathwinter> I would like a Biomechanical Obedient Orgasm.
    1438. Deathwinter - <Deathwinter> 10I 14am 10L14ooking 10F14or 10- 310(3 A Blowjob 10) 14- 10P14lease 10M14sg 10M14e 10I14f u 10c14an 10h14elp. 12<Montana §crîpt>
    1439. coderz- - chinese ppl sucks better
    1440. emostar - [Retarded Quotes] nick[Jared`] quote[moo.] total quotes[1439] [to add your own quote: /ctcp spasedghost ADD <quote>]
    1441. spasedghost - <pedigree> i got a free water today
    1442. pedigree - <quote> <quote>
    1443. super_dux - Life is like a box of condoms.
    1444. Triblade - I got a lot of files here!
    1445. NeoMorph - I wouldnt kick her out of bed for eatin' crackers
    1446. Guest70273 - <Mike Eats The Dick>
    1447. Malakalam - I dont know whats worse, that fact that u thought I said that, or the fact that I realized what you thought I said..
    1448. davewaits - help, there's a horse in my mentally stable.
    1449. slavejeff - Roses Are Red, Sometimes Thorny.. When i think about you I get really ... corny.
    1450. slavejeff - Leave me Alone.
    1451. Little_Chief - IM GAY!
    1452. Little_Chief - fuck you toooooo!
    1453. Little_Chief - umm cmon
    1454. Little_Chief - dicks are for chicks
    1455. Little_Chief - I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP
    1456. Gragh32 - I refuse to be an unwilling participant in the organ harvest of my own body.
    1457. spasedghost - <frater> if i did, id wait on a ledge till a good crowd gathered, jump, then blow my brains out at like two stories from the ground to get the grey matter in all the ppls hair
    1458. shiiiiiit - shiiiiiiiiiit
    1459. Digita|Gravity - Sup Kid!
    1460. sab^-Sleeping - My life is like a box of chocolates............. Full of assorted nuts!
    1461. SkillFarmer - Spaceballs?! Oh shit, there goes the planet...
    1462. Underground^angel - Never play leap frog with a Unicorn. It hurts!
    1463. Vy0lett - <I am Satans child, he calls me Goddess>
    1464. Vy0lett - <If you love someone, you would die for them>
    1465. eviljimbo - Show me a good man, and I'll show you the door.... The last Hymn is sung, and the Devil cries "MORE!"
    1466. EndlessWaltz69 - <Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe I'm correct.>
    1467. timkeennn - you r gay
    1468. mugged - sometimes brain cells get in the way of thinking properly
    1469. euronymou - i'm blue dih dah douh dih dah diuh dah
    1470. theDEAN - quick! while he's passed out, you grab the camera and i'll stick my dick in his mouth!!
    1471. HRPufnstuf - Always wipe 'til you get a clean wipe, or you might be leaving some shit behind.
    1472. theDUCKs - do unto others then run like hell!
    1473. Triblade - nothing WTF is the matter w/ u?
    1474. Little_Chief - Arguing on the internet is like running the olympics, even if you win. your still a retard
    1475. [LoKiX] - Your Little Princess In My Little Wh0re
    1476. f8l-skillz - Lookie Here: $nick $nick.pass $mail.pass $pass $nickpass $chanpass
    1477. [CODE]Bravo - I've got an idea so great my head would explode if I even began to know what I was talking about.
    1478. homiefrog - Well i would, but my toungue cant reach my balls =(
    1479. FornicatorOfCHeese - <-- the stalker that walks awkward, stick figure, with a dick bigger than mark walbergh's
    1480. spasedghost - Being bisexual doubles your chance of a date on Saturday night.
    1481. IGGY_POP - I had sex with yo motha last night!
    1482. IGGY_POP - i had sex with your dad's vagina!
    1483. test1234 - <SmackMaster>
    1484. sir_bryan - the only thing that is better than sex with a woman is sex with 10 women
    1485. kickinwarez - Get Over It!!!!
    1486. Jlo48032 - By unfolding a truth we must accept that our life that we lead is a lie, and to forget all the things
    1487. Krashburn - fight fire with nuclear weapons
    1488. Krashburn - Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
    1489. xbocs - <xbocs> my hand is the size of my dads and i couldnt get a good grip on it
    1490. spasedgoast - <Ozzy_98> spasedgoast: I just sent you the amish virus. Since they don't know programming, it works on the honor system. You have to deleate all your files now
    1491. Soda_Popinski - You think you're hot shit but you are really just cold diarhea
    1492. |_DaUnTLeSS_| - I just wanna be friends...WTF is that all about
    1493. Just_Another_Guy - I DIDNT SMOKE ANY WEED!
    1494. andykunbaby - <Holy Crap! Its a tomato!>
    1495. Neosophist - [03:46] <spasedgoast> i wish i could go to hell and sit on someone big...big..big hell cock!
    1496. Neosophist - Old Chinese Proverbs #1: Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
    1497. Neosophist - Old Chinese Proverbs #2: Man who stand on toilet is high on pot
    1498. Just_This_Other_Guy - hippies eat grass and i eat hippies
    1499. Dire69 - Fuck the world cuz the world fux u! -Dire
    1500. Just_This_Other_Guy - my cats breath smells like cat food
    1501. Aitrus1 - I would eat a rock for you.
    1502. insleep - Women are like parking spots, all the good ones arre taken and the rest are handicapped.
    1503. spasedgoast - <SSJtRuNkZz> *sends pants.zip* DONE *unips pants*
    1504. spasedghost - At least we die laughing.
    1505. TwIsTeDmIkE - I broke the bed with Mel, and I'm damn proud of it too.
    1506. TwIsTeDmIkE - I like animals and other men.
    1507. FrogBlender - Usually when someone says something totally fucked, it's an fserve trigger.
    1508. vcvc - love many trust few, always paddle your own canoe!
    1509. GrandTheftNintendo - <GrandTheftNintendo> IRC is the free porn mecca
    1510. BlazerIon - Support IDSA!
    1511. bobiskahn - There once was a man from nantucket...he died!
    1512. spasedghost - <Clselby> how can you smoke toothpaste?
    1513. poopgrl - nigger los vegas
    1514. ]^Jaymz_R - fuck and forget but don't forget to fuck!
    1515. MoeJoe - -- 2 words -- "Chico Spice" --
    1516. HeXonXonX - words of wisdom, dir/s at work makes you look busy.
    1517. raz0r[a] - red chicken w/ no meat in it
    1518. kabuk-joe - <Death is the relief from life, not a sentence to hell>
    1519. spasedghost - Dave had no shoes, and we could not find any for him, so i gave him one Birkenstock, and he told me, 'Hey man, ones better than none,' and seeming satisfied he sat on the couch.
    1520. Z0d|aC^K|lleR - Z0d|aC^K|lleR slaps the top of his head wildly and taunts the two of them with extremely realistic fart noises
    1521. jtotoro - Is it time to go to bed yet ???
    1522. TenPlus1 - how come we have to put the toilet seat down for chicks, and they never put it back up for us!
    1523. |{ata_|{lysm - Can't rape the willing
    1524. BlazerIon - Push to Start
    1525. shizer - why does soy milk look like milk, but taste like shit?
    1526. number2pencil - a moose once bit my sister...
    1527. the_kangol_kid - heres the part thats missing: always said im cool, called himself an expert, coming home every night with lipstick on his shirt, she took it like a champ and let him do it, until one day he really blew it, rappin 2 girls one day by the dozen, and one of those girls was his girlfriends cousin, he was so blind cause he was on a roll, came home drunk one night singing james brown soul, GET UP! banging on the door he said
    1528. Mimavision - score
    1529. spasedghost - <Tripgnosis> My God's dick is bigger then your God's dick
    1530. Cal_Hiding_from_YOU - A duck, the Pope, George Bush, a Blonde, and a Pollock all walk into a bar together.. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this? Some kinda joke?"
    1531. spasedgoast - <xflayme> i've always wanted to walk in a hospital room when a woman is giving birth, and when they yell "push" im gonna scream "pull!"
    1532. [SuCraM] - I like dumplings.
    1533. CHubbZ - <quote>] [full quotes listing !quotes]
    1534. spasedghost - <silver1> #list - <silver1> @list - <jb-> c'mon silver, you can do it!! - <jb-> just one number to the left
    1535. emukhan - i like to suck my own dick
    1536. BlazerIon - What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Take off the pin and throw it back!
    1537. LuC|d - no, mommy....drugs are bad
    1538. autobix - love is blind, but marriage can cure you
    1539. autobix - don`t steal, State hates competition
    1540. soundgarten - close your eyes and bow your head, i need a little sympathy, for fear is strong, and love is for everyone who isnt me..
    1541. spasedgoast - to anonymous snipers: please help by always picking off the weak and slow ones first. Better people for a better world. thank you.
    1542. spasedgoast - we deserve to be fed shit everyday and have the shit beat out of us so we can eat it
    1543. BlazerIon - Remove banner ads! Subscribe to 1wrestling.com Premium!
    1544. spasedgoast - PhoenixInquisitorNet> i can out-do boo, just give me a few
    1545. l0rdnik0n - Why are you looking here for a joke? The joke is in your hand!
    1546. SinR - Spasedghost is a fucking fag and i think he needs to get spanked
    1547. SinR - HUSH
    1548. SinR - please SHUT UP with the quotes!!!
    1549. SinR - please SHUT UP with the quotes cause 90% of them SUCK ASS!!
    1550. maht - It's not fuckin' time for zombies!
    1551. maht - Somethin's wrong, guys!!!
    1552. maht - It hurt so much, my mom had to rape my face
    1553. DrJazz - Arguing on the internet is like running in the Special Olympics, even if you win, your still a retard
    1554. toxxxx - Its what I wanted....
    1555. Submaryn - something ?
    1556. Submaryn - Someone knows 3dsmax4 ?
    1557. Porom - PENIS MONSTAAAAAAR
    1558. BlazerIon - JIIIIHADDDD!!! *BOOM!*
    1559. BlazerIon - Welcome to Windows! I'm Sorry, but your Windows XP CD is in another Castle!
    1560. HEYCOCOJUMBOAYA - Hie i am a pickle
    1561. DfKnight - i want your fuckin soul !
    1562. spasedghost - Stars And Pills And Needles Dance Before Our Eyes...It's Never 4:20 In Junkiedom, U.S.A.
    1563. spasedgoast - Makes about as much sense getting locked in the bathroom and peeing your pants
    1564. asHKAYU - ninja xxx
    1565. WaR`AraFaT - Nothing Like a Little Lipstick Around My Dipstick In The Morning
    1566. Guest51934 - Gollum
    1567. spasedgoast - I see the truth when I'm all stupid eyed
    1568. BlazerIon - Bret Hart: A man who believes in training wheels where the two-wheeler is king
    1569. spasedgoast - Children Die in Hot Car While Mom at Hair Salon
    1570. DJFresh - Buffy93089 likes to lick da monkey balls
    1571. sef0 - In Dayz was old.. and times were bold...rubber werent invented..tie tha sock around the cock and babies were prevented!
    1572. peggaman - i am a poo
    1573. Kold_Fusion - your mom was almost as good as your sister
    1574. ZeroEvidence - <hehehe>
    1575. KnightShadow69 - if you want something dont right, just forget it
    1576. crowfire1 - victims arent we all -eric draven
    1577. r000ckthe - wonna get hiiigh !??!?!!??!?!??!
    1578. karpo_007 - terve
    1579. [THE-FiXX] - Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience.
    1580. Ryanck - I like Round Tops
    1581. Impure - fuck the police
    1582. lordofmp3z - <The only way to succeed is to have full control over mind and body>
    1583. spasedgoast - <What_I_Got> I remember there used to be cross bow boobie traps in the woods behind my house where my neighbor grew his weed... he showed us kids so we wouldn't get shot...
    1584. BlazerIon - cd\billgates'childpr0n\
    1585. Robotron - I figure on beating the shit out of your family until their heads fly from their bodies. Then, I'll welcome your screams of pain next.
    1586. Iron^Chef^Wigger - omg
    1587. krisi5 - [17:32] <Iron^Chef^Wigger> I DECLARE WARRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
    1588. [_-BinLaden-_] - Kids in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the Back seat cause kids. AnyQuestions?
    1589. ]^Jaymz_Rule - fuck and forget but don't forget to fuck
    1590. Masta_Baiter - THE SQUIRRELS ARE AFTER MY NUTS!!!!!
    1591. XilBartliX - It amazes me that we drive on parkways and we park on driveways and that stores at are open for 24/7 have locks on them
    1592. tonsofpcs - The next statement is false. The previous statement is true.
    1593. BlazerIon - The only way to be smart is to know that you're smart at all
    1594. Snooopx - <Guest2362> I have been on irc for many years but now there is this new hacker out there called nickserv and everytime I connect he changes my nick. Can anyone help?
    1595. spasedghost - * conie throws a bucket of shit on God_Virus... [+devildawg] oh my god.[spasedghost] thats stupid [spasedghost] you cant get a whole bucket of shit [spasedghost] because the first shit will be dried out by the time you sahit in it a second time
    1596. [N]eon[G]enesis[E]vangelion - What do you call a black chinese man? A Chigger!
    1597. Tolkien- - I was fine.......untill the carpet chased me
    1598. Wolfserv_2000 - <beer good>
    1599. arseFACE - <arse?>
    1600. AmishElectricCompany - 1600 quote
    1601. spasedgoast - <InnocentKiller> Would you like to come to church with me next sunday, vdeogmer? There are no ROMS, but there is the good book. It will fill your heart with love, not extra lives and cheat codes.
    1602. spasedgoast - <Ozzy_98> Tweeder, your our ass-monkey + <Ozzy_98> anytime we want some ass, we toss you a bannana
    1603. Thater - I'm a gay homofag
    1604. UFOz2 - Sup?
    1605. In_ThE_DaRk - ive got balls that wont bounce tits that wont milk and an ass that wont eat hay
    1606. Coolslick - Don't underestimate the power of the brain. I'm smarter than you, and more intelligent
    1607. AmandaK - this is the best channel ever!!
    1608. Klarth`D`Morrison - Live by the button, Die by the button
    1609. ^snk^ - hello there!
    1610. spasedgoast - my teacher told me its alright to try marijuana
    1611. spasedgoast - "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords." "Welcome to Corneria!" "I like swords." "Urge to destroy world rising..."
    1612. trucky - i only know that i don't know nothing
    1613. Vamp|Man| - this server is retarded
    1614. Super_Pr0n - <+Z-Neo> I'm the designated catbox cleaner, lol
    1615. Rodrin - Oh Shit! My ass is on fire!
    1616. rappin - <quote> 2
    1617. b52-bombe - I pity da foo who mess with me. -Mr. T
    1618. Anferny - If I masterbate to women that look like men, does that make me a trisexual?
    1619. Tyler_24m - What better image for the DNA-based biosphere than Ronin, the cosmic anaconda of the Shipibo-Conibo?
    1620. spasedgoast - "meaning is constructed, not discovered" <-- Do you think this is true? Why or why not? Of course it is false: the reason is in my answer.
    1621. ^ss_snk_359 - lol
    1622. ^ss_snk_359 - i got the best retarded quote
    1623. BlueDeth - Détruisez-moi maintenant.
    1624. BlueDeth - <Détruisez-moi maintenant.>
    1625. {Gambit} - AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! MY BALLS IT, MAAAAHHHH BALLLLZ ITTTCCHH!!! ANYBODY SCRATCH MAH BALLZ!
    1626. shadows - <edgarpoe> how is asleep formed? ... <EuMario> A hole in A, a hole in e, a hole in e, and a hole in p.
    1627. _Imperium - <SuperSoccer>
    1628. Aracnea - <smile, tomorrow will be worst>
    1629. Da`BoMb - Da`BoMb rules
    1630. ASk - * capecodcrush is now known as cknon <cknon> Hey NO MORE making fun of ck
    1631. Djemi - Likes are likes, says a old woman eating a spoon full of snot...
    1632. GreenGras - Cheese is a very nice food!
    1633. peridex - i wish i had a dollar for all of the fuckers that ever asked me to hack hotmail and are on my ignore list. I would buy a plane and fly around to everyone i know on irc and do drugs and kill everyone i hated on irc, especially hypocrisy.
    1634. [opiate] - <Tealeaves> [Retarded Quotes] nick[Incarnation] quote[CONNECTION RESET BY PEER!!!? WHO THE FUCK IS PEER!!?] total quotes[1633] [to add your own quote: /ctcp Tealeaves ADD <quote>]
    1635. mpk - <richardcunningham> windows 95 was more secure than linux and that win 95 was the most secure system out there
    1636. SinR - <spasedghost> I like gay sex with my morning coffee
    1637. Sir_Serve - If The Good Die Young I Am Gonna Fucking Die Early
    1638. [opiate] - Necrophilia means never having to say...well...anything...
    1639. [opiate] - Bill Gates dosn't exist, hes just something parents made up to scare little children...like the boogy man, or Michael Jackson
    1640. Wolfpit_64 - Computer: $1000, Lube: $5, Masturbating To A 70's Porn Star And Then Finding Out It Was Your Mother: Priceless, Most Things Money CAN Buy, But For Everything Else, There's DALnet
    1641. |Batman| - Mean people suck
    1642. |Batman| - The only way to survive in this world is to take out everyone you know
    1643. |Batman| - A monkey with cheese is worth more than a parrot with AIDS
    1644. [opiate] - i pick my buggers cause they tell me too.
    1645. darthmic - ho-humm
    1646. mrfreeze2 - THE BEST THINGS IN LIFE EITHER COME IN A BOTTLE OR A PLASTIC BAGGIE
    1647. Miner - My Life is a Crotch
    1648. Geoff - I'm black and I'm proud
    1649. Djemi - I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, you! (Kefka)
    1650. Sir_Bryan - what are you looking at i am only a man with a 12 inch penis
    1651. maudip - What YOU fear kills YOU...
    1652. DriVer- - Emulation World Rules!
    1653. FitofRage - Teaberry likes taking it in the ass.
    1654. [opiate] - What do you say to your woman if she has 2 black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice!!
    1655. [opiate] - Mean people suck, nice people swallow!
    1656. [opiate] - Bill Gates dosn't exist, hes just something parents made up to scare little children...like the boogy man, or Michael Jackson
    1657. stinkfeet - i'll kill you and take all of your powers.
    1658. [opiate] - I got the X if your into taking drugs. I'm into sex I ain't into making love, so come give me a hugg if your into getting drugg....
    1659. [opiate] - ooompa looompa ooompity ooo, i've got a little story for you......bah screw it
    1660. [opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET PLAYSTATION ROMS?
    1661. [opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET AN XBOX EMULATOR? ;-P~
    1662. [opiate] - WHERE CAN I GET AN XBOX EMULATOR? ;-P~
    1663. [opiate] - My new PC even came with this neat retractable cup holder for my coffee, i jus dont know what that blinking light and volume knob is on it for....
    1664. [opiate] - One time at band camp......well you know the rest!
    1665. [opiate] - Thank you Mario, but our princess is in another castle!
    1666. [opiate] - If its cool to piss yer pants then consider me Miles Davis!
    1667. [opiate] - My favorite color is clear, and i love the smell of water.
    1668. [opiate] - For a good time call: (502) 574-7111
    1669. [opiate] - Please prank call my phone company toll free: 1-800-477-4459
    1670. [opiate] - <thediablo> Where can I download OS Ten? I want to install it instead of Windows on my IBM Pentium 4.
    1671. [opiate] - *** thediablo was kicked by EverlasT| (NO BOLD msg's and NO). [3:54pm] <Sensidub> ahahaha. *** Sensidub was kicked by EverlasT| (oh yeah forgot about you ( requested by chichon) (banned))
    1672. HumanSE - Color black is good over White (Said by ME)
    1673. Snorkie - Why is there a fucking Pokemon on my N64?
    1674. Zaknafein - If only I had a pencil, I would write it all down
    1675. [opiate] - I'm hollering at these hoes that got boyfriends, who gives a fuck who they was. I'm always takin someone elses girl like Cool J does. They prolly don't be packin anyways do they cuz, we walked up stomped they asses and blew they buzz.
    1676. [opiate] - Mic's get sand blasted. Stab u in ur abdomen with a hand crafted pocket knife and spill ur ant-acid. Sprayed your motherfucking crib up when i ran past it. Fucking felon headed to hell in a hand basket.
    1677. [opiate] - I'm a pale faced killer...well. On his way to fuckin prison...pistol whippin tale. Yo Eric, remember when I passed you in the lobby that day, that shit was obvious u prolly was gay.
    1678. [opiate] - Where can i get xbox roms?? ;-0
    1679. sscout - <AlienSRV> this is what I get for tryin to do this sober!
    1680. [opiate] - <NuTS4Q> also a footnote for u <NuTS4Q> fuck you
    1681. [opiate] - of all the things i have lost, i miss my mind the most
    1682. MacFalic - Sheep shaggers have wooly fun with ewe.
    1683. arma2 - <quote>]
    1684. DarkClowd - When Nature Calls Tell Them To Leave Ask Them If They Wanna Leave God Damn Message
    1685. melvin - Winners dont lose frogs.
    1686. Guest4507523 - Your An ASSHOLE!!!
    1687. Ogray - what's faster than a French tank? A French tank in reverse....
    1688. Bothofus - In the dark every man look pretty
    1689. TwoFangU - Nullifier isa fagott
    1690. divinesic - "I want your fucking soul!"
    1691. Evil0ne - Rastaman
    1692. [opiate] - for someone who molests/marries his adopted CHILD, i guess Woody Allen is still kinda funny.
    1693. [opiate] - The only way to be smart is to shut up and listen.....
    1694. volc - Yay my first quote
    1695. LaFarge - R.I.P Robert... Born with nothing, died as nothing
    1696. sscout - [03:52:06] <NuKhem> where can i leech digimon sapphire!
    1697. [opiate] - The hamster in your ass called and asked me to tell you to send him up a wheel and some woodchips.
    1698. [opiate] - Why did the chicken walk funny when he crossed the road.......because he just came out of a meeting with the man-chicken love association.
    1699. [opiate] - Why does a dog always lick his balls? Have you ever tasted dog balls.....they taste great!!
    1700. Ruined - i remember this one time i was asleep then i woke up *nods*
    1701. Badgirls - A planet doesn't destroy by itself. Some VERY intelligent beings must have inhabited it.
    1702. Nervie - You can't make strawberry jam outta pig chit!
    1703. BAAAAAAAA - BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
    1704. [opiate] - [5:55am] <_BastardG> I HUMP SHEEP
    1705. downgrade - I can't complain, otherwise I would
    1706. NeoGhost - jack who, take what, from who? not me! slip and think u can sleep after f**kin with N.G.
    1707. Damien_x - Chicks dig linux users......oh you mean they dont? they dont even know what linux is? damnit i thought i was cool
    1708. kitthulhu - TRS-DOS Rocks!!!
    1709. SinR - <spasedgoast> does anyone here know how to smoke weed? <spasedgoast> I forgot.
    1710. vdeogmer - Arguing over the internet is like playing in the special Olympics, whether you win or not your still a retard.
    1711. Cubin - !List
    1712. trixtium - armpit cheese
    1713. [opiate] - ahhhh, corn dogs and hot sauce, the staple of white trash all over america.
    1714. [opiate] - war is not a video game you watch on cnn, it is our own people that rich politions send to other countries to die.
    1715. [opiate] - if i had a nickle for every failed send i would buy microsoft, and still have enough money to eat at Mc Donalds.
    1716. beastlord - ahhhhhhhh!
    1717. Chotin - If you see this quote, then you are truly blind.
    1718. Chotin - Don't tell anyone this is my address: 4009 Bloor Street
    1719. DoomII - When old men says these kids today say one thing to them, Teenage pussy !
    1720. Scape```` - A wise person once told me that your best teachers are your enemies
    1721. Oderus21 - The best pick up line in new-york is : hey nice sneakers , wanna fuck?
    1722. patrice06 - shit really flys when it hits the fan
    1723. T800 - b
    1724. Endelexia - 60's "make love, not war" 00's "make war fuck hostages!"
    1725. Stoffel - [16:59] <steve> anyone got a retail version of Barbie advanced games ?
    1726. gfgfgf - http://www.newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=375338
    1727. Kitchener - To quote Socrates: "Life is alot like playing a game of football with Adolf Hitler's severed head."
    1728. Klorax - I ain't no racist, nigga
    1729. C_Namik_S - I Like puzzles
    1730. boohiss - wooooo wooooooo
    1731. Epicenter - Let's cut his *entire body off.*
    1732. Arthur_F - <Snes>
    1733. Grinnz - Chemical warfare can't stand....adhesive. [reference to duct tape]
    1734. Jinx - [181812] <spasedgoast> I wanna fuck SuperGear til he bleeds
    1735. Klorax - Give blood and lose blood.
    1736. Klorax - Do cumshots taste like chicken too?
    1737. JrEye - 'Eat my Raviolis, he can eat my ass.'
    1738. Bobbeth - Friends don't let friends drive naked.
    1739. [opiate] - i am the walrus
    1740. ducksoup - tampons are proof god loves us and wants us to eat blood!
    1741. Hairhoffe - Fat girls like dick in their ass but since it smells so bad back there noone will get near it unless their ghetto as hell
    1742. NitrogenX - 10000000
    1743. warakiya - I seem to have lost my pants...
    1744. punxy1138 - Well, she didnt look like a cop!
    1745. Frankar - eat me
    1746. Klorax - Democracy is tyranny over the weak.
    1747. [opiate] - one thing about cops............THEY SUCK.
    1748. [opiate] - Mary had a little lamb, she tied him to the heater, and every time that lamb turned around, he burnt his little peter.
    1749. Klorax - If you build it they will come; if you stroke it, it will cum.
    1750. Noob - 15,1N0,1o 15,1T0,1o 15,1W0,1ar7!!!
    1751. Klorax - I swear I will never put another stupid quote.
    1752. Geo-Serve - bitches
    1753. JimJom - <my belly button smells of diarhea yum>
    1754. TwiggYGoD - <N00B> do you guys serve roms here? <TwiggYGoD> No. No we dont, we just use the name to fool people, we're actually a pre-teen porn distributor. DUH!
    1755. ZaPbUzZ - check out the world leaders bullying Saddam!
    1756. Gilgamesh - The food is on the table
    1757. Gilgamesh - I see nerd people
    1758. gime` - canadians are known for being dumb .. and then being in denial about being dumb
    1759. Omegainf - BEING GAY R0X
    1760. Brazilian_Uncut - DAMN, MY DICK IS FAT!
    1761. phlegm - if it were not for chocolate, borwn candy would just be shitty
    1762. SuperMajinBuu - What_I_Got: Hi man sup? Ozzy_98: STFU and fuck me
    1763. Klorax - :setouq xarolK
    1764. Klorax - Peter Norton is watching you!
    1765. JrEye - ASSes the windows! ... No that assESS the windows you put the on asses on the wrong salaval
    1766. Klorax - First rule of #roms is you do not ejaculate more than 1 oz a day.
    1767. nights[goingtogod] - <SuperGear> if you kill yourself you goto Sartan
    1768. JrEye - I want my warm nuts!
    1769. Klorax - When can there be world peace?
    1770. nightsintodreams2k2 - supergear: if u kill yourself you go to sartan
    1771. Teaberry - "We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true." --Robert Wilensky, University of California
    1772. ZaPbUzZ - and to think bush has weapons of mass destruction :P
    1773. Klorax - Congratulations! You've reached quote number 1773!
    1774. Klorax - Is George W. Bush an example of artificial intelligence?
    1775. Klorax - Don't ever quote retardedly again.
    1776. K3nnY- - fuck you babe
    1777. Klorax - I's goods wif grandmar.
    1778. nightsintodreams2k2 - DROP OUT OF SCHOOL!!!
    1779. thomasena - "I ated the purple berries."
    1780. Gilgamesh - retarded quote
    1781. Klorax - Are stupid quote scripts a form of artificial intelligence?
    1782. Majiin - Space is big, really big, I mean you just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-bogglingly big it is. You may thing it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.
    1783. sscout - [03:48:23] <Kyuna> because the same books that are in the Bible..ARE in the Koran
    1784. Wholikespinktaco - There's nothing worse than a stupid person playing dumb.
    1785. Seb4sti4n - I need pokemon ruby
    1786. Klorax - This page hates you!
    1787. slagfart - I once knew a man who masturbated so much, he grew very very fond of his hand.
    1788. [opiate] - <Chr0mAwY> "Would you like to know what I'm doing in my shack out in the woods?....I cant tell ya... but its something...so gooooood!! I'm chokin' the gopher....I'm slammin the ham...I'm poundin the rocket floggin the dolphin oh yes I amm!!! I'm chokin the gopher...I'm chalkin the cue...I'm spankin my monkey...and I'm thinkin bout yooooooo!!!'
    1789. [opiate] - love is like a prostitute, in the end u always pay.......
    1790. Yamma-San - I LYNCH NIGGERS
    1791. LordFlash - I dont want to appear on any quotes list that would list anything I have to say
    1792. ZaPbUzZ - guess what your mad and im not!
    1793. glucose - <glucose> that's what she said! lololol2me
    1794. Grokk - Today is kick a midget day!
    1795. Klorax - To all those who added quotes: your payment is due at the end of March
    1796. Klorax - #roms, home of a 1,000 colours of penises and more 3,500 flavours of orgies
    1797. Klorax - Can I find a lover here?
    1798. Klorax - Do I get paid for this quote?
    1799. Klorax - Don't play your genesis controller, it'll shear off your hands.
    1800. Klorax - <a href="#top">Back to top</a>
    1801. Klorax - If you've received any message from Klorax, including this one, don't read it. It's a virus.
    1802. Klorax - Forget it, it's not a virus. Bad joke.
    1803. Klorax - How many quotes can this page take?
    1804. Klorax - It's 3:41AM. Do you know where your children are?
    1805. Klorax - Can eye gets oppzz naooooooooooooooo??!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!....
    1806. Klorax - Good retard quotes? Is that a compliment or an insult?
    1807. Klorax - Winners become losers in the end
    1808. aSsK1cK3r - http://buzzworld.alaviealamort.com
    1809. Klorax - The secret to stupidity is serenity
    1810. slagfart - Be Quiet! Silence is sacred, and you profane life itself with your noise!
    1811. Klorax - Women are men who pretend otherwise.
    1812. Cybe - <open sashimi>
    1813. Klorax - Click here to win 1 million dolalrs
    1814. sscout - [00:23:54] <Kyuna> well the fun that I do...isn't considered fun for the typical American male...
    1815. sscout - [22:27:42] <Kyuna> when I say, "internet," I mean the World Wide Web [00:56:26] <Kyuna> I'm not a 1337 h4x0r
    1816. Vengence - Only users lose drugs
    1817. raDeon - i am 1337
    1818. GrandTheftShakuZulu - (GrandTheftNintendo) hey nights, whats the game Nights Into Dreams about? [SuperSayjinNiGHTS] oh yea its cool [SuperSayjinNiGHTS] its about me (GrandTheftNintendo) is it an rpg about gay sex then?
    1819. e7r - suxxor my dixxor
    1820. Noob - Why people read this? you will know why, because this thing is a baby's game
    1821. Kitchener - one time when i was in the shower and i gotted the soap and the soap made my butthole soapy and i stuck my finger up my butthole and that made it actually cleaner than usual
    1822. [opiate] - Choices always were a problem for you........what you need is someone strong to guide you.....
    1823. matrixwiz - whats the deal with homework?
    1824. vF-ePiC - <T-BAG IS HUMAN)
    1825. DNI2k3 - "The True Test of a Man is What He Does When He is Alone"
    1826. malcster - "On and on is all we are" - Kurt Cobain
    1827. rex_dmx - we need more server
    1828. AEnertia - To understand a program you must become both the machine and the program.
    1829. type_r_97 - smells like fish, tastes like chicken, hold your nose and keep on lickin
    1830. sscout - [23:09:18] <+[opiate]> pikachu is hot
    1831. GrimReefer - I once was here, but now I'm not. I've stepped away, to smoke some pot. and then.. uh.. I forgot what I was talking about.
    1832. malcster - "Look at your young men dying; The way they've always done before" - Axl W. Rose
    1833. rex_dmx - If you have fast connection and space help server roms
    1834. spasedgoast - <konsole> you could write "lobsters have ADD. It's mainly because.. haha. I remember this one time that me and paul were out mowing the lawn and he fell. man, that was good."
    1835. sscout - [06:11:31] <+Kwyjibo> Give a man a rod and he will feed his family for a week, give a man a fish and he will slap you about a bit with it on irc
    1836. Phlegm - I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away. -Jack Handy
    1837. Klorax - <God>If you die now, you get a three-finger discount!
    1838. Noob - Why people read this? Because there are stupid!
    1839. Noob - Why people read this? Because there are stupid!
    1840. RyuDoGawa - im just 2 good
    1841. DISKDOC - "Sex is like Pizza, even when its bad, you still have to pay for it.-Sinnedd"
    1842. bobguy - why do you drive on parkways and park on driveways?
    1843. thepimp - i do drugs
    1844. SinR - <+SinR> you add a quote by typing /kick spasedgoast (quote) * spasedgoast was kicked by GrandTheftNintendo ([00:13] [nightsintodreams2k2] anyone want to netplay with DBGT Final Bout PSX with Virtual Game Station? [00:14] [+SinR] if i had (1) THE iso, (2) VGS and (3) a decent connection.. no)
    1845. Gilga - < quote >
    1846. GrandTheftNintendo - [00:13] [nightsintodreams2k2] anyone want to netplay with DBGT Final Bout PSX with Virtual Game Station? [00:14] [+SinR] if i had (1) THE iso, (2) VGS and (3) a decent connection.. no
    1847. Geo-Serve - What's a rom?
    1848. N[O_o]B - Bleh!
    1849. Wigdum - fuck
    1850. Nervie - [Family Guy] Duey:No i Dont have any change, where do you think im going to put it in my diapper?
    1851. Nervie - [Chasing Amy] Black Comic Bokk Creator: BLACK RAGE!!
    1852. LaFarge - Teaberry is Spasedghost!!! I am a genius!!! I win $1,000,000,000!
    1853. Vordak - Nothing rhymes with Nostril
    1854. sscout - [04:31:48] <sscout> you heard they detained priests in san francisco? (march 28 2003) [04:32:22] <aru> anyone who spreads religion should be killed
    1855. alien^^ - hmmmm
    1856. warakiya - WTF?
    1857. Klorax - This quote number is the quantity of times penis is said in an hour at #roms.
    1858. BkSabbath - "I don't know with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." - Albert Einstein
    1859. schala - <Damned if you do, damned if you don't>
    1860. Belial_ - <Life is so educational>
    1861. Klorax - Buy Klorax's t-shirts!
    1862. JrEye - 'Do you have 8 pound balls?' 'Yes I have 3 of them.'
    1863. BkSabbath - "Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning!?"
    1864. Klorax - Retarded Quotes Board: Made by God, Made for God.
    1865. inzombiak - <Grom> ¤WB (GrandTheftNintendo) WB¤ - <GrandTheftNintendo> my mouse has a testicle <------- im afraid to ask
    1866. Jinx - [test]
    1867. Duke_Togo - Show me your wallet and I'll show you a man with 20 fingers
    1868. Klorax - Nobody likes me.
    1869. kryogenix - The only Bush i trust is my own :) just kidding
    1870. Decker_ - shit happends sucks to be you
    1871. vanillaic - do ur nuts hang low do they sway to and fro can u tie them in a knot can u tie them in a bow can u throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier do ur nuts hang low
    1872. sscout - [22:01:32] <ssj4neil> if you wipe out bahgdad [22:01:41] <ssj4neil> i think the iraqi;s will know saddem is dead
    1873. _RizZa_ - Life Give You lemons eat them
    1874. mc2osg - this quote shit sucks
    1875. laulau^_^ - <mmatrix.zip>
    1876. Klorax - I have retarded quoter's block. Shit.
    1877. Klorax - Insert here ----------> )(
    1878. GrandTheftNintendo - [@Malakalam] yes Tweeder, he had two gigs of sports drinks on his computer
    1879. Klorax - My anti-drug is raping little kids.
    1880. Klorax - ???
    1881. LaFarge - Klorax is a frigging retard.
    1882. Klorax - LaFarge, go fuck some wombats.
    1883. LaFarge - Piracy rules!
    1884. LaFarge - AIDS is good for you.
    1885. mushymay - "Either this wallpaper goes or I do" - Oscar Wilde last words
    1886. slagfart - Retarded Quotes are the choice of the tool.
    1887. slagfart - All the quotes are crap
    1888. slagfart - Truly, the quotes are gayness
    1889. GrimHardy - <Grim> it feel's good to get off at Times
    1890. Barcardi1 - I keep getting Nuked, all i know is that its coming from 127.0.0.1
    1891. LaFarge - Eye Laaaf Yuuu!
    1892. Inhuldibl - <Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You>
    1893. BkSabbath - 867-5309!
    1894. flyguy911 - the world has gone mad... best golf player is black best rapper us white france is calling the US arrogant and germany dosnt want to go to war.... wtf.
    1895. Manic_Vel - Yo dudes , it is me i am in the house
    1896. {v_v} - {v_v} was here
    1897. O-Zee - NO Triggers Allowed!!!
    1898. sscout - <boblibob> *asks for Pokémon Ruby (U),gba <boblibob> im 15 <OniOtyaki> ah so very naive <boblibob> yes <boblibob> wait <boblibob> NO
    1899. l^d - Yes, I am a lil' teapot!
    1900. Yamma-San - fuck you
    1901. kryogenix - The only bush i trust is my own (just kidding)
    1902. Azaydius - If Mickey's a mouse, Donald's a duck, and Pluto's a dog... then what the hell is Goofy?!?
    1903. Oderus21 - FUCK YOU ALL i love you all
    1904. Rockstar - I am a friggin rockstar
    1905. LaFarge - Pleeeeeeeeeeeze sand me with Pok'emon Shit Caaalur!!!!!!!!!!!!
    1906. LaFarge - My anti-drug is painting eyes on my penis and talking to it.
    1907. LaFarge - My anti-drug is consuming cyanide.
    1908. LaFarge - He's a man, such a man (such a man). He's a real, a real man's man!
    1909. yAgAMi^ - akaak
    1910. Bra_nDead - Fear Is In The Eye Of The BeHolder Don't Let It Be You
    1911. Big_Foot - I shot the sherrif, and the Deputy, and your wee doggy too!
    1912. Biper_V - Feelings = materia... it cannot be created or destoyed... only transformed
    1913. Arlian_NR - <I learned how to swim when my dad threw me in the river! Once I got out of the burlap sack it was easy!>
    1914. LaFarge - How much do I get paid for this quote?
    1915. Jacknextdoor - <If there is nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe.>
    1916. NeoTMatrix - Life is like a box of chocolates, you get one, you get fucked, you get fat, then you get dumped
    1917. NeoTMatrix - Life is like a box of chocolates, you get one, you get fucked, you get fat, then you get dumped
    1918. sdfrsew2221 - ruthless vato
    1919. BkSabbath - VAJKLSDFVKAERIOJGOIJAIOERJGPOIWKJT(%IJY^V(#PAWDIK A:LW$IY<Dypdui3poyiAEPFU%FYMA(UY( ac9 WUYT(PAWEU^YF(F%U7(UFY&ipUD()M^*$#F^AI. If you didn't understand that, take each letter and type the letter two letters below it alphabetically.
    1920. Alrock - If any man says he hates war more than I do, he better have a knife, that's all I'm going to say.
    1921. G|_0BA|_ - <Don_Jerry> u gotta love ak47s
    1922. WiteRabit - Tha intanet is improveing teh litterasee rait.
    1923. illinijeff - How Many Frenchman Does It Take To Defend Paris?... We Don't Know, They Haven't Tried Yet!
    1924. Oderus21 - gime is known for being dumb and then for being in denial of being dumb
    1925. Oderus21 - there is no such thing as a government there are only people ruling over other people
    1926. Oderus21 - George Bush : I believe that men and fishes can coexist peacefully
    1927. Oderus21 - <ARaYm> i'll move to quebec! and eat poutine 24/7!
    1928. Gdawg - tru dat
    1929. twiggette - <twiggette> More people vote than listen to Elvis....that should count for something, right?
    1930. NYPD_ - girls are like piano's. when they arent upright they are grand
    1931. Iceache - poo
    1932. Bluespark - banning anything causes increased interest
    1933. Bluespark - <sscout> someone looked at mame 0.67
    1934. ARaYm - *** Quits: getstoned (~smoke@on-bar-ap3-01-4.look.ca) (Quit: If this is a channel where swearing is not permited: FUCK SHIT GOD DAMN COCK SUCKING ASS FUCKER BITCH ASS NIGGER COCK SUCKING FUCKING BITCH SHIT EATING ASS FUCKER ASS EATING SHIT FUCKER FUCK COCK SUCKER DAMN BULLSHIT FUCK YOU FUCK THIS SHIT HEAD ASS MAN CUM)
    1935. ShadowSk - ShadowSk
    1936. volc - Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense
    1937. jimbro200 - My 'Roids are Flaring up again.
    1938. Ice|Man - http://www.darkxxx.net
    1939. Wholikespinktaco - Practice safe sex. . . Go fuck yourself.
    1940. desq - hey smartguy! can u help with resuming this file ms_office_-xp-_interactive_training.rar
    1941. ZypHEr - Kids are to parents, like healthy shit is to the intestines.. they both get their respective ways.
    1942. l3w1z - Beer is for Daddys and kids with fake id's
    1943. Lincx - <@Sartan> uhm i'd rather not have anybody touch my nut
    1944. wi-fi - sniffle waffle
    1945. SinR - <+spasedgoast> I crushed up dog food and boiled it down to a syrup, <+spasedgoast> and slathered it on my balls, <+spasedgoast> but the dog still wont suck me off
    1946. chonged - Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs. -Chonged
    1947. [PiWi] - Of all the things that I lost, I miss my minde the most
    1948. super_X - EAT ME RAW!!!
    1949. verius - Nothing beats the Cajun
    1950. Sykensz - Tengo una fiesta en mis pantalones todos los dias con mi Bush; George Bush
    1951. avid - Operator, what's the number for 911?
    1952. SuperGear - [07:20] <+Hypr> if a persons number 1 fear is public speaking and their second fear is death, would the person who would have to do the eulogy be better off in the coffin ?
    1953. rippler16 - Sit the fuck down, your drunk!!!
    1954. Lincx - •Lincx• whos that bucked necked cook with the 3 in heels? ·GrandTheftNintendo· roseanne barr
    1955. Lincx - •Lincx• go to sleep hoe! ·hate_inc· ok • hate_inc zzzzz
    1956. Lincx - ·hate_inc· we goota be one bad sims game to god...... he's like aaah i'm losing
    1957. Wholikespinktaco - Sometimes, when I come to, and there's a mess all over the wall, and I can't find the girl anywhere, but there's some strange, cryptic message carved in my mirror, I get hungry for burritos. Does that ever happen to you?
    1958. volc - So when are we suppose to have sex?
    1959. Toranxsu-Ohki - Ever wanted to screw someone up at something? all you gotta do is destract em by saying these simple four words: "I fucked ur sisters"
    1960. duplo_boy - gimme a goddamn orange
    1961. Wi|dCard - Wi|dCard
    1962. warakiya - Quotes are stupid, but so am I so...
    1963. BlackHat- - Donkey Kong 64
    1964. l33twaffl - gonads and strife!
    1965. Toranxsu-Ohki - fuck you and fuck the goat you flew here on.....
    1966. drag - 11-==My Master is [Go-_-Ne]==-
    1967. ARaYm - * slow unzips and starts peeing upwards while running franticly
    1968. ARaYm - <iRoNgHosT> "I farted but crap cam out"
    1969. lilfreaky - if your chicken starts to bark throw a clown at the president
    1970. Sparkey - Water is wet and so are you. I nead some sex, an hour maby two. Fire is hot and so are we. I may be adicted to vidio games. I realy like the ones i've found in mame.
    1971. Sparkey - Emulators Roms and vidiogames, Snes and a thing called Mame. You fier them up, Yah... You know there hot. Discard after 24 hours... Ha! I realy think Not. You know the disclamer it's allways the same. Hours spent colecting, all of those games. How long can you play them, until they start to feal the same.
    1972. AngleVeng - We all work to play a game, And push the buttons on this thing, Its time to get out and get away, let the coputer rest for a day, turn of the screens, shut off all those things, remember to blink and to sleep and shave, gona make money, gona sleep alright, cut back on coffie, tea and the like, Get a real woman, not some bi888 online. make some new friends, it will turn out just fine.
    1973. Gd_m - Sparkey quotes: "Emulators Roms and vidiogames, Snes and a thing called Mame. You fier them
    1974. DaLion04 - !quotes
    1975. RobertX - I am lying to you and I am lying about what I just said too!
    1976. RobertX - Every time you add a quote, God kills a kitten. Think about the kittens.
    1977. GoDLeSs - I never saw such a ugly person.... wait thats me!
    1978. OOPRCT - PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENIS
    1979. RobertX - Read this and I'll sue you.
    1980. Rezn - If I was on the other side of the street from you, my nose would be happier
    1981. bigtoeach - Shh... You smell something?
    1982. Ming - Rrrrrrrrrollllllll up the rrrrrrrrrim to win!
    1983. Ming - I'm more smarter than you, and more retarder!
    1984. sscout - [03:37:34] <Jarky> Windows ME is the best system ever to grace the PC. Well since OS/2 anyway.
    1985. BlackHat- - Donkey Kong 64
    1986. volc - The sentence every woman wants to hear at least once in her life is: GET ON UR KNEES BITCH!
    1987. trillian-tester - god dam iam bored!
    1988. hate_meee - [Requests: a life, vodka and being able to spell]
    1989. fast_ - 12[7Retarded Quotes12] 12nick[7nightsintodreams2k212] 12quote[7supergear: if u kill yourself you go to sartan12] 12total quotes[07198812]
    1990. WdAuRdEeZ - Did you know that when you die your dead?
    1991. zaldr0n - You racist! They're elves, so what if they're black?!
    1992. yah00 - The potentialities of the past are unreturning
    1993. WdAuRdEeZ - Saltpeter is a natural alternative to Viagra! Try it!
    1994. jan29 - Pack it up, and get out of my sport, and get out of my face. Thank you!
    1995. JaRVa - <Gangasta1> hop hop I wanna be an dop dop
    1996. CocoFrogs - "Yabba"
    1997. sscout - BJ - I can't think of anything, my mind is too small (son of the beach)
    1998. CrashMan - If the squeeky wheel gets oil, why does the squeeky mouse get poisen?
    1999. KhaosX - We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture
    2000. KhaosX - <KhaosX> that was a stupid quote :\
    2001. Kalean - It is of course well known that careless talk costs lives, but the true scope of the problem is seldom appreciated.
    2002. TallDude - shit don't stink if you don't get near it
    2003. Warrax - I had something intelligent to say about drugs but I forgot. damnit. it was something about knowledge and freedom and spirualish stuff...
    2004. WilyBdger - Aarvarks! Aarvarks everywhere! HELP!
    2005. RobertX - The best disease to have is brain tumour!
    2006. RobertX - You know what's a bad idea? Trying to fuck a toaster!
    2007. AppleJuce - why aren't there any good quotes on this thing?
    2008. LiquidX - Don't throw toothpicks in the toilet; crabs can polevault.
    2009. m00seman - 1 up 2 down
    2010. m00seman - we all die some day, why hold up what we know is coming DO IT NOW!
    2011. Papolux - nothing
    2012. w|zzer - quote
    2013. SinR - <@Grom> ahha no, all of a sudden so many guys hit on her now..hehe :p <@Grom> Few at work on me..hehe
    2014. Sartan - <@Grom> ahha no, all of a sudden so many guys hit on her now..hehe :p <@Grom> Few at work on me..hehe
    2015. |DaMaN| - |DaMaN| i a cow
    2016. AppleJuce - all these quotes are fucking awful, turn this piece of shit off
    2017. WdAuRdEeZ - <If you die when your dead, does that make you alive?>
    2018. Seran - I will be the last! But you will go first..!
    2019. zapzan - I went to a fight the other day and a hockey game broke out.
    2020. ancient - Real men dont use roms
    2021. naery2 - Weirdo!!!! Wazza!!!
    2022. Fartnugg - 14<Teaberry14> 12[7Retarded Quotes12] 12nick[7LaFarge12] 12quote[7Klorax is a frigging retard.12] 12total quotes[39202112] [12to add your own quote: 7/ctcp Teaberry ADD <quote>12]
    2023. Scucci - In my life there is only one thing that's proven true... Something that should be taken to heart by every person around the world: If you rack a bear in the nuts, expect to die.
    2024. AIejandro - 1all ur bass r belong 2us 12//\/\/\
    2025. Ali - Life is like a dick, when it gets hard, FUCK IT!
    2026. |DeAtH| - I am God. If you don't like that go to hell.
    2027. Nodathegreat - I'm just to wiggity wiggity for my own good, I like to C-walk with my G in da hood cause I'm flier than a turtle when I spin my pop and I like to take my rizide to da coffee shop
    2028. rommember - wheres the off switch?
    2029. Decker_ - mange un char de marde
    2030. Crosis - I let my mind wander and now I gotta go find it.
    2031. CrashMan_ - The Bluescreen-of-Death is your friend.
    2032. cHa0z - mario rpg
    2033. zapzan - ritalin tastes good on pizza.
    2034. HellCraft - type /msg nickserv help and educate yourself.
    2035. Cox_Joe - Be or not to be ?
    2036. stick - Im sooo poor that i cant even afford to pay attention..
    2037. zerospro - Man I got ass trauma
    2038. Xtenia - <slow > where can i find hot live xxx access? please spam me with information thanks.
    2039. Xtenia - <HardKase > i once woke up from a drunken stupor, with the message that i was the pokemon master. i vowed never to drink and emulate again
    2040. imnotwho - what?
    2041. [opiate] - Linen is obtained from the fibers of what plant? FLAX
    2042. KenKaniff - I'm not lazy, I just don't give a fuck
    2043. MOoMaa - You can pick your friends and you pick your nose, but you can't pick your friend's nose
    2044. MOoMaa - <JrEye> dont be lazy god
    2045. Porchmnky - suck my sack and kiss my ass crack
    2046. Saulas - What is worse, 10 babies nailed to 1 Tree, or 1 Baby nailed to 10 trees?...
    2047. ducksoup - bread makes me poop :P
    2048. AntiKryst - This quotescript is fucking lame. It's full of crap and exists only to annoy and spam everyone in this channel. I also suck big fat cock. Thanks for letting me spam you whilst in the channel. May i die horribly.
    2049. Antisuper - "The word "exist" doesn't exist in my vocabulary."
    2050. [Go-_-Ne] - 4Do You Know Where my Master is?
    2051. Curry_Kid - I now have a urge to hump Agent_Riot_Cable's server.
    2052. N[O_o]B - There is 10 sort of people in the world: The people who understand binary and who don't... (why people are reading this?)
    2053. guest2343920 - "...our country was at the edge of the cliff, with our new president, our society has taken a step further..."
    2054. guest1632416 - hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    2055. sscout - [00:19:18] <tekken> can u stop that [00:19:28] <tekken> Death-Axe clone [00:19:29] <ReyVGM> nope
    2056. corgan33z - <A lot of bands had fun but of course they sucked. - Billy Corgan of The Smashing Pumpkins>
    2057. sscout - "The sexual life of the camel, is stranger than anyone thinks. At the height of the mating season, he tries it on with the Sphinx. But the Sphinx's posterior sphinctor, is all clogged by the sands of the Nile. Which accounts for the hump on the camel, and the Sphinx's inscrutible smile."
    2058. sscout - [02:51:15] <Story> i didnt really like advance wars [02:51:46] <Story> i bought it the so i can play with my friends but other than that i never played
    2059. m00seman - wassup dog
    2060. WdAuRdEeZ - My Vaginal Dreams are proportionate to my Testosterone supply.
    2061. SmyrnICE - flash carts are god given
    2062. dluv199 - *Z0d|aC^K|lleR* Blugeons lorrie^ a while with a beeg long Mama Longreezeeohs ah-Spicy ah style Itiliano 3 Foot Salami Log
    2063. dluv199 - BOOYAKA SHA!!!
    2064. sscout - [04:54:07] <k0mplex_> theres no sega emu on zophar
    2065. GrizzlyIr - SPOON!!!!!
    2066. Opaserv - 16809
    2067. Agent47 - It's Quiet....too Quiet..( its a classic )
    2068. davrox - <I am God. If you don't like that go to hell.>
    2069. Strobius - The race is not always to the swift, but to those who keep on running!
    2070. Joykillah - Guy on corner with hand in pockets not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.
    2071. SloBro - <Another thing not to say when having sex : honey.. the roof need re-painting>
    2072. alian_air - David Grant, '03: Beauty is not everything.
    2073. serialguy - This bot is a piece of shit
    2074. BkSabbath - I HAVE A $#%@# HEADACHE!!!
    2075. ninja_ego - I think I saw your mom at the super market, Tell her i said hi
    2076. polkiop{away} - suck on my junk.....biatch
    2077. Bad__time - Ok, So this chick i hooked up with last night from the bar was a man. But dude i was so drunk does it really matter?
    2078. sigverif - is it any wonder that the first product key for Windows XP pro corp-OEM started with FCKGW ?
    2079. Agent47 - Why dont you go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself
    2080. TwiggYGoD - <Ircas> There is no warez site dedicated to roms? That's stupid! <TwiggYGoD> That's because ROMS are not WAREZ. <Ircas> Yes they are!!!!
    2081. Bk|AWAY - DAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
    2082. dhau - Adults games - games which can be controlled with a single hand, while the other one is occupied...
    2083. Tinil - Richard Jeni "If you go to war over religion, aren't you really just killing people over who has the best imaginairy friend?"
    2084. iloveshro - 420
    2085. ElementX - Wise man say never pee into the wind.
    2086. DKJaxx - The only things you need to survice in life are Food, Water, and Sex -G.Pitts '99
    2087. SupFoo - I'm starting a band. I need someone who can play the skin flute.
    2088. Cathedral - If your reading this, that means you need to get a life!
    2089. Ancient - SpasmGhost
    2090. sscout - [01:44:05] <@sscout> Info-Zip rocks :D [01:44:27] <@sscout> last time I checked it was 125k of source but it is old school :D [01:50:19] <+pip`> wats old skooL ?
    2091. mitcatchr - Why are 2 heads better than 1....are u stupid?????
    2092. mitcatchr - Why are 2 heads better than 1....are u stupid?????
    2093. iloveshro - this hing is gay
    2094. SmyrnICE - When all else fails, press Ctrl + Alt + Del
    2095. gime - Hippies, hippies... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee!
    2096. SinR - * @boohiss is too
    2097. [MC20SG] - <Genius Quotes: staright as an arrow, defect defect- Kurt Cobain>
    2098. Oustet - You LOVE the cock!
    2099. iloveshro - Its not eay being fat and GReazy
    2100. liger_0 - <hehehe>
    2101. jan29 - Women hate being called fat... I'm calling you, in front of the whole world... FATSO! Bwahahahahahaha!
    2102. FlyinWhee - <Karendar> But see, toddlers are the best. They're tight, just have enough cushionning AND no teeth! <Karendar> SURPRISE!! I'M CUDDLING YOUR TODDLER'S BALLS!
    2103. Ali - I want to download GameCube isos, or "roms" and to be able to play on my PC with the best emulator, what do I do ?
    2104. KyberOdin - "The mournful cry of Giallr-horn shall shater the peace and ahske the foundation of the heavens"
    2105. Drac_serv_bot - Hey! Thats not cheese its toilet paper!
    2106. ChRiS_JeRiCh0 - Arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics... Even if you win, you're still retarded
    2107. Poseidon - This is retarded.
    2108. goat3443 - fuck me like the man i am
    2109. aerosol - Trying to be social is like trying to be antisocial; you're destroying everyone else to climb the social ladder. - aerosol
    2110. Guy7369 - Who doesn't like pie
    2111. S|{iTz0 - <Doobie Doobie Do. Beware of the penguins!!!>
    2112. rowshi - C:\spot.exe run spot run
    2113. loadex - The flea that bites the ass of random rodent X is blessed
    2114. Sweet-Kuniva - i love bum sex with 10 year old singaporian sex slaves
    2115. Architect - [23:50:41] <HeRnAn_18> somebody have viruta racing
    2116. meanass - i'm such an outlaw that i don't even follow my own rules
    2117. [WGO]MasterFugu}W{ - my ass
    2118. oracel - <alarmclok> wheee. I retarded
    2119. Chris_Tucker - True knowledge is in knowing what you know.
    2120. TheDistur - HIZZLE BIZZLE
    2121. alarmclok - alala