:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: :::\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/::: :J.A.T.Z. --- Jatz Ain't a Text Zine Edited by alarmclok: : Issue #010 : : Slave Running January 13, 2005: :::/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\-\/-/\::: :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: _______________ 1-Slave Running --------------- I invented a new sport. It's awesome fun, especially in more urbanized areas where there's plenty of manmade obstacles and the like. Then you need to round up some rednecks with shotguns. And then you need a couple slaves tied to a ball and chain. Then you give the slaves a head start so you can watch them try to leap from building to building with a 50 pound iron ball tied to their ankles. Then you just chase the slaves and try to kill them. You get extra points if you save bullets by crushing skulls with the butt of the gun or your bootheel or whatever. Bullets might be cheap, but crushing skulls up close and personal takes much more skill than a lameassed potshot from the 50 yard line. I can't wait to see how this sport takes off. There's already a coupla intramurals at the local college starting a league. I'm so happy! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ______________ 2-London Sucks -------------- irc.sorcery.net #london, official chatroom of Soljo and intl. headquarters for bigotry against tourists. They devoiced me and stuff. Damn that Paris has no sense of humor. If you know what an irc client is, go tell them what bastards they are. Course you'll have to wait for someone to voice you. They're a very elite squad of assholes and only the best are allowed to speak in their presence. [14:11] <|PaRiS|> lol. [14:11] <|PaRiS|> EBA is a twat. [14:11] <|PaRiS|> ;) [14:12] <|PaRiS|> I think it's a chick as well. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------- _______________________ 3-BTSource Stats Script ----------------------- I was in #script on Gamesurge the other day and cr4z3d was working on a script to get the stats from btsource.org. I worked on it a bit today and figured I'd throw it on JATZ despite the fact that it's borderline useless. mIRC remote script. The newest user gets buggered up depending on length for some reason. It's someone else's fault though. Notice how I went out of my way just to use while loops in the script. Usage: /btstats alias btstats { sockclose bts | sockopen bts btsource.org 80 } on *:sockopen:bts: { %a = $crlf @User-agent: mIRC/ $+ $version @$& Host: www.btsource.org@GET / HTTP/1.1 %b = $numtok(%a,64) while (%b) { sockwrite -n bts $gettok(%a,%b,64) | dec %b } } alias nohtml { var %tmp , %i = $regsub($1-,/(<[^>]+>)/g,$chr(32),%tmp) return %tmp } on *:sockread:bts: { if ($sockerr > 0) { return } sockread %total while ($sockbr) { sockread -f %tmp tokenize 32 $nohtml(%tmp) if ($9 == Torrents:) { set %bts.tt $10 } if ($13 == Torrents:) { set %bts.ut $14 } if ($16 == Users:) { set %bts.tu $17 } if ($19 == Invites:) { set %bts.pi $20 } if ($22 == User:) { %p = 1 while (%p <= $len($23)) { if ($mid($23,%p,1) == $chr(60)) { set %bts.nu $left($23,$calc(%p - 1)) } inc %p } sockclose bts bts.win } } } alias bta.a aline @BTSource-Stats $1- alias bts.win { if ($window(@BTSource-Stats)) close -@ @BTSource-Stats window -aCk0old +elf @BTSource-Stats 1 1 219 120 %a = Newest User: $chr(37) $+ bts.nu!Pending Invites: $chr(37) $+ bts.pi!$& Total Users: $chr(37) $+ bts.tu!Unmoderated Torrents: $chr(37) $+ bts.ut!$& Total Torrents: $chr(37) $+ bts.tt!$str(-,26)!BTSource.org Stats %i = $numtok(%a,33) while (%i) { bta.a $eval($gettok(%a,%i,33),2) | dec %i } unset %bts.tt %bts.ut %bts.tu %bts.pi %bts.nu } menu @BTSource-Stats { dclick:close -@ @BTSource-Stats } ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------